ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
Absolutely bloody brilliant!!!! Haven't heard of such a genius concept in my life. Diet water - so obvious!!! One of the funniest things I've read in a LONG time. Sorry if this should be in chat - will give Durbs something to do if it is wink !

https://www.skinnywater.co.uk/

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!


PyrolificBRONZE Member
Returning to a unique state of Equilibrium
3,289 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia


Posted:
OMG - I thought it was a joke...surely????

A lot of work for a joke. The shopping cart is quite nice! smile

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Help! My personality got stuck in this signature machine and I cant get it out!


ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
Apparently not, Josho!!! Might have to get a carton in....!!

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!


JayKittyGOLD Member
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA


Posted:
I remember when vitamin water first came out everyone was like... vitamins! That means that this sugar water is good for me! People are funny like that.

Don't mind me, just passing through.


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Quite obvious that you *will* loose weight by drinking water over soda pops wink

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
"but its gor electrolytes!" only good quote from idiocracy, because some people actually are already like that.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Seaspraystranger by the day
924 posts
Location: At the Back of the North Wind


Posted:
eh. My favourite is dehydrated water tongue2

Just a dancer in the dark


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I once had a drunk person tell me "I bet you don't even know what electrolytes are!!!"

Not entirely sure what that had to do with me cutting her off...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


FelexSILVER Member
Destroyer of worlds and ooo shiny.
268 posts
Location: In my own head, United Kingdom


Posted:
That’s just wrong in a really funny way.

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I think it makes a great idiot tax. Anyone who buys it probably deserves to pay that much for 'water' for diluting the gene pool.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
The only issue with the idiot tax is that it doesn't tax certain types of idiots. The ones making this product and then the ones running the country tend to be able to sidestep this kind of taxation scheme.

hug


ElectricBlueGOLD Member
Now with extra strawberries
810 posts
Location: Canberra, Australia


Posted:
dehydrated water... Believe it or not you can buy this. Well it is more thickened rather than dehydrated but it is still 100% water just thicker, it is used in hospitals for when people have trouble swallowing tables.

I {Heart} hand me downs and spinning in the snow.<br /><br />


Wraith_DividendSILVER Member
Bunny Bane
205 posts
Location: i cant see because my head is up my posteria, Engl...


Posted:
i could use some of this dehydrated water when i try to swallow tables too


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

if life is for love then to love is to live
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a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
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YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
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oh and by the way you just lost the game


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Mother_Natures_SonThe only issue with the idiot tax is that it doesn't tax certain types of idiots. The ones making this product and then the ones running the country tend to be able to sidestep this kind of taxation scheme.

to be fair the people selling it must be geniuses if they can get people to buy it, like selling ice to eskimos (are eskimos still pc?)

Although reading it, it's actually not just water, it's meant to contain fruit juice so it's like that volvic touch of fruit stuff they charge £1.50 for 250ml

swallowing tables would be the greatest magic trick ... ever! laugh3

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
bottled water IS selling ice to eskimos!

its selling water and chemicals to a person for three dollars when they get FREE water and an apple for like 20 cents. such a joke.

there was a town in australia that is actually planning to ban the sale of bottled water to prevent a factory being built. and of course it will be good for the environment as it will stop the industry chain that uses energy to make an essentially useless product.

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Got to say that bottled water isn't completely useless...gets me drinking water when I otherwise wouldn't because my local tap water tastes horrible.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Wraith_DividendSILVER Member
Bunny Bane
205 posts
Location: i cant see because my head is up my posteria, Engl...


Posted:
get a filter

problem solved smile

if life is for love then to love is to live
-
a quote from me!
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god i love me
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and i while typing this im just itching to get back to my toast
-
YAY TTTTOOOOAAAASSSSTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
-
oh and by the way you just lost the game


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
lol not a fan of filters. I don't drink the water because of taste (because after drinking tropical rain water, tap water is icky...but I'll get used to it again), not because I'm scared of the contents of the water.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Bottled water does have uses, in bars and clubs for drivers or at festivals where there is limited water supplies and you want a drink. but people who buy it and leave it in the fridge at home worry me. I watched richard hammond's - "should I worry about... tap water" and he found that it was extremely healthy and any thing that says - bottled water on the label is just tap water anyway. he even tried selling tap water from a jug - no buyers at all. he then put it in a bottle with a label and still told people it was tap water and sold every single one.

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


JayKittyGOLD Member
Mission: Ignition
534 posts
Location: Central New Jersey, USA


Posted:
They use a product called Thick-it made by hormell believe it or not, its a powder almost like a cornstarch made for tickening cool liquids so people can swallow it. It comes in everything from slightly thick to pudding thick... imagine drinking pudding. Ew. But when the alternitive is inhaling normal water or having it drool all over because you can't swallow, its better.

Back on topic. Bottled water has its uses, but ever since I got a pretty refillable one, I've never looked back and the cash you shell out to get one is made back so fast, its amazing.

Don't mind me, just passing through.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Mother_Natures_SonThe only issue with the idiot tax is that it doesn't tax certain types of idiots. The ones making this product and then the ones running the country tend to be able to sidestep this kind of taxation scheme.

The ones making the product aren't idiots, now, are they? They are making money off of idiots. And I consider that to be a noble cause.

I choose not to purchase such products because I fancy myself other than an idiot.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Raoul_HagenbeekGOLD Member
Pyromancer extraordinair
88 posts
Location: Netherlands


Posted:
I love bottled water drinkers...
Well, I actually love to mess with their heads.

At work we have this guy who only drinks "Spa Blue". He doesn't like tapwater, het hates it.

So yeah right, like we'd get expensive water for in the fridge. Now what we do, we just take a bottle of "blue" and keep filling it with regular tap-water. The guy has been working with us for about 3 months and still thinks he is only drinking "blue".

Oh if you want to copy a joke like this, here's a tip. Fill the bottle and poor out one glass, otherwise they might get cautious when they see the label is broken ;-)

What is life, without a little risk!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Read this?

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


Mother_Natures_SonSILVER Member
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!


Posted:
"idiot" doesn't necessarily mean "stupid" when I use the term.

hug


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Doc LightningI choose not to purchase such products because I fancy myself other than an idiot.

you WOULD fancy yourself! tongue2

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


astonSILVER Member
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa


Posted:
Originally Posted By: hamamelis Read this?

0.o

Just.... wow....

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I'm guilty of buying bottled water. I buy the 60c bottles at the supermarket, and fill them up time and again. Beyond that, I think that bottled water is one of the biggest rip-offs of all time. YOU'RE PAYING FOR SOMETHING YOU CAN GET FREE OUT OF ANY TAP!

Kupo!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Meh, I'll buy bottled water sometimes if I'm going out somewhere, and I forget a drink.. I need to get a nice refillable one and a brain so I don't forget it.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?



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