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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
well i guess we'll jsut have to make some pizza without wheat
*wanders over to oven and instructs hamsters inside to use non-wheat piza base*
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Allergic to wheat?
Hrmm... that sounds unAmerican. I'll have to notify homeland security about that.
And Molly, you know better than to spread pigeon hate. Those guys see ALL. And I think I'd just struck a peace plan with them. They've been very good lately. Or maybe I'm just used to them.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
2nd page.
*bump*
Gayle.....!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
and whats wrong with page 2?
Its calm and peaceful there. Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
At least you're not on page 3 m'luv!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I don't really have the natural assets needed for page 3 not that I would want to be on page 3......
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Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Hey! There's nothing wrong with page three!
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
well if there's nothing wrong with page three then why aren't we there yet?
*confusseled noise*
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
My computer must be acting up again.
I see no photos of Skully as a page 3 girl.
Maybe my comptuer is censoring it.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Running hippy spinning lemming
15 posts
Location: Scotland
Fear leads to anger; anger leads to hate; hate leads to suffering...
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
I've been on page 3 of the sun and the daily star. I have proof in my mum and dad's loft.....
...Bet that's got you lot wondering hasn't it!
Gayle.....!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Somehow, Gayle, I'm not surprised (though I am wondering)
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
I wasn't nekid.
Gayle.....!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
I know the reason for you being on page 3 babe it just came back to me in a flash of lucidity, but you're secret is safe with me...... mainly due to me having such a bad memory and in seconds flat I will have forgotten again. The joys of being a sievehead! You can read books think they are great and in 3 weeks time read them again as if you had never seen them! Its fab!
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Pirate Ninja
3,882 posts
Location: Galway/Ireland
I've been on page three too
Love is the law.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Were you the one naked with a squirrel ado-p?
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
*steps away from Gayle* Yes dear.. I think the meds are wearing off now hun!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*drags the thread, kicking and screaming to the front page*
I brought these--->
where would you like me to put them??
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Right now I would prefer you went and inflicked violence on my Doctor....... hmmm not I don't thats not a good idea.
I'll take all the hugs you have got hun! Thank you for caring!!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Pfft, you know I don't do violent!!
As for caring and
s, I can do them all day long! My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
*scowls fiercely at the doctor*
big chocolatey hugs for you sweetie
there are more, but if you have more than one at a time we're going to get Very sticky
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Thank you Molly and yes Dave I know you don't do violent, you are way too sweet for that. 
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
i have a pair of paintball guns if you need their assistance...
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
OOOOOoooo Thanks hun..... Thats a very tempting offer!there are a few people right now I'd love to splat with paint!!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
OOOOOOOOOHHHHH!! Paintballs!!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
2,530 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
it's very stress relieving, especially when you're walking down the street at about 1AM and a group of about 5 scallys come over, and say gimme your phone and money, then you pull out a paintball gun... target practice
i was thinking of bringing it to last falmouth but the only use i could think was to shoot skinny...
We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
*bouncebouncebounce wigglewiggle bouncebounce*
morning lovely
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello Sweetie! Hows it going? Are you all loved up yet? I hope he is being the perfet boy.... tell him if he isn't I'll get all the laminated HoPpers from under his bed to mess up his apartment whilst he is away. They can invite the pigeons in for a party!
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