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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
i think there needs to be one of these. there may already be one, but i dont remember. but anyways.....

im not drunk!

*&^%ing hell my p's are in the other room!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Go back and check the Pogorella story that you left in my thread!

ubblol ubblol ubblol

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
I read, that! I was laughing so much I'm surprised I didn't fall off me chair! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Pogo69SILVER Member
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Posted:
hmmm... I remember pogorella... but I don't remember what I wrote... *looks sheepishly round the room*

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
You should consider a career in writing fairy tale spoofs!
My daughter thought i'd gone cuckoo, I was laughing so hard!
ubblol ubblol ubblol

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Pogo69SILVER Member
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3,764 posts
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Posted:
hehehe... hmmm, I've been looking for a new career... computers aren't doing it for me... *thinking, thinking*

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
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Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Don't hurt yourself!
kiss wink

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Pogo69SILVER Member
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Posted:
*chuckle* no fear... I'm never likely to think for too long... and not likely to put much effort into it when I do...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
ubblol wink ubblol

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
POGORELLA!!!!! Hmmm..... ubblol ubblol confused Must go investigate!! *shakes head as he wanders over to FS thread!*

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Still can't read it without giggling like a lunatic!
ubblol ubbloco ubblol

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


BirdGOLD Member
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
*wanders in, holding a can of lager*

I'm not drunk!





Yet! biggrin

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
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Posted:
no dave, never!
however, you can't have been that drunk - you didn't message me! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirdGOLD Member
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom


Posted:
tongue

ubblol

My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


BrennPLATINUM Member
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3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
I'm not drunk. Yet. Bwahahahah bounce

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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I had my last exam this morning! And i've been drinking since midday!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Ryo_Kenenthusiast
483 posts
Location: Adelaide


Posted:
HAHAHAHA now theres my girl wooooooo cider!!!!!

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
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Posted:
whee! when did i become russ' girl? aw well! sounds like fun! methinks there may be port and cider involved! bounce

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
the coming down kinda hangover is more enjoyable than being drunk for me. *wanders around the house unable to focus for more than five mintues at a time*

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


pounceSILVER Member
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9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
holy moly, my last i'm-not-drunk post was hysterical ubblol

i'm not drunk. not at all. just swimming through syrup is all wink

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


Pogo69SILVER Member
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Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
*gasp*

she lives!!! tongue

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


pounceSILVER Member
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Posted:
lol yes i'm still alive. mostly. wink

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
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926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
mmm beer jack and bundi...an excellent recipe for a night out and i can still type without mistakes! *woop woop!*

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
close the cafe an hour early and start drinking wine, FTW! biggrin

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ubblol

My parents sent me "hangover drops" = ginseng filled boiled lollies! I fully take that as permission to require them while I'm over here! beerchug ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
ubblol sake ftw?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Had some sake last friday night. not enough to get drunk though, cos I shared it...although the class know-it-all got drunk! and he had less than me! AND he had a hangover! sucks to be him! Outdrunk by a girl who he always fights with! ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
haha rouge it just too cool.

LOLLERZOMBLEGODSKATES!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol omg mjk it just too drunk! ubblol ubblol ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
you have no proof!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
this thread is proof enough! ubblol

and woah! this is my 6666th post! it's like the devil! only one better!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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