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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:the rain stops ....but the golf ball sized hail starts , you are hit thousands of times and end up battered and bruised with a concusion

i wish my friend would get the message that i don't fancy her


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:She got the message....but the hail messed with the ink so it looked like a love letter to her from you. She begins to swoon more and more over you until you cant take it anymroe and end up marrying her.


I wish it was time to leave for Burning Man


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Austral...

Total posts: 1260
Posted:You leave for Burning Man, you get to Burning Man. You finaly find out that Burning Man is not a wicked festival of crazyness and awsumness in the middle of nowhere, but an *actual* Man who is Burning. and very happy to see you. and gives you a Great Big Burning Man hug. Now you are the new Burning man.

I wish I didnt have to wait a whole week for my day off.


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:your work gets very busy .. now you have to wait a month for your next day off

i wish i didn't have to wait 2 weeks for some more of my back tattoo


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:You don't- you get it done right now! By the tattooist's 3-year-old-son. The big circly thing with the dots in is probably a face.

I wish I could find a new job.


THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:I hears that McDonalds is hiring.

I Wish my house would decorate itself.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:it does .. but it has really bad taste and does so in pink fur

i wish i was in india


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:You go to sleep and when you wake up you find yourself in an Indian village. There is a knock at your door so you go to answer it but as soon as you open the door and elephant grabs yopu with it's trunk and pulls you into it's mouth, impaling you on it's tusks. guess you shoulda talked to the locals first.


I wish chair.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:You get a chair but when you sit down it collapses into a heap on the floor.

I wish for a battle axe (the weapon kind not my mother in law)


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:You get a battle axe, right through your skull. Slowly.
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:you grow a giant green mohawk get tattooed and pierce your nose with a safety pin .... then a blind baker drops 2 bags of flour on your head , on the plus side 1 is wholemeal biggrin

i wish i had some elastic laces


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:You have elastic laces but some cruel sod has nicked all of your shoes.

I wish for a new car with enough guts to make it up hills.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:you get a new car ....unfortunately it was owned by a serial killer and the guts are human . there are enough to get up a hill if you lay them end to end

i wish friday will be sunny


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:You mysteriously find yourself lost and in the middle of an endless desert when you wake up on friday morning.

I wish for something compleatly pointless.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:you get 100000000000000000 needles .. thats a lot of points

i wish i had some thai food


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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WiccanChica


The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA

Total posts: 147
Posted:You get a totally pointless spec of dust but then more and more dust comes and suffocates you.

I wish It would stop storming so I can talk to my boyfriend.


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:the storm stops but you get a really bad throat infection and can no longer talk

i wish WiccanChica had corrupted my wish so i don't have to wish for thai food again


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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WiccanChica


The wee little one on the block
Location: Colorado, USA

Total posts: 147
Posted:(sorry my computer messed up or something I swear it wasn't there!) I corrupt your wish (you get Thai food but its poisoned and you have to go to the hospital for a year) but the internet messes up again so it looks like I never corrupted your wish *again* {STILL SORRY!! lol.}

I wish I could go to Alabama.


My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

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Fire_Moose
SILVER Member since May 2007

Fire_Moose

Elusive and Bearded
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Total posts: 3597
Posted:you get there....then die due to a albaman mudslide


i wish i were wealthy and happy.


O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Austral...

Total posts: 1260
Posted:You win the $20,000,00 powerball. And everyone finds out. Suddenly you have a whole lot of friends and family that you never new you had. And then you realise that they all just want you for you money, and you life becomes shallow and people just use you for you money and you find no happyness, untill one day you decide to give all of your money away, and life as a hurmet, and altho you have found ture happness you are as poor as a bum.

I wish I stop working and just dance.


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:wish granted... and it is fantastic... until you fall off a stage one day and break your leg so badly it never heals properly and you can never dance again

I wish i didnt work in fast food


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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:You don't work in fast food. You work in the asbestos mines and die horribly coughing up your terminally irritated lungs.

I wish my youngest offspring would get her act together


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, ...

Total posts: 1046
Posted:Which she does, unfortunately she uses her new-found organisation skills to engineer a military takeover of the planet, at which point she violently removes everyone from their marmite and she spends each night sleeping on a massive mountain of stolen marmite jars!

I wish I was out in the sunshine...


Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:because you live in huddersfield i don't need to corrupt your wish , you never get any sunshine so must stay indoors for the rest of your life biggrin ubblol ubblol

i wish i was in the pub drinking pear cider


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Austral...

Total posts: 1260
Posted:you end up in a pub drinking pear cider. Unforutnily the massive, and not very friendly guy next to you thinks its -his- pear cider. A massive bar brawl follows the pub burns down, and all of the pubs in the area ban you from their bar, cos your -that- guy that burned down the pub.

I wish I could afford all the stuff i want for my dancing costume.


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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bodhisattva
SILVER Member since Jun 2008

my body is a tattooed temple
Location: halifax, United Kingdom

Total posts: 366
Posted:you find enough cash to get all the stuff for your dancing costume .... but you get that much stuff that you cannot move in it , are unable to dance and die of sadness

i wish getting my back tattooed was not painful


when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind

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DarkFyre
BRONZE Member since Nov 2005

DarkFyre

HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand

Total posts: 1965
Posted:You suffer a major neck injury and you'll never move again but on the plus side your back tatoo is painless.

I wish for stupid to happen.


May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil

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Fire Bunny
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

Fire Bunny

veteran
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Austral...

Total posts: 1260
Posted:stupid happens. you get knocked around the head with it.

I wish my boss would stop giving me all the earlys shifts and give some to my boyfriend!


What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....

and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*

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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:your boss gives your boyfriend the early shift... in fact, he gives your boyfriend ALL the shifts and you never work or see your boyfriend ever again (but hey, he got the early shift)

I wish i didnt have a 50th to attend the weekend of the 24th of Aug


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newgabe
SILVER Member since Mar 2005

newgabe

what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
Location: Bali, Australia

Total posts: 4030
Posted:You can't go cos you are in prison being tortured horribly to extract information about a crime you know nothing about.

I wish this winter wasn't so chilly.


.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....

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