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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
You were all un corrupted by the wish and you all got cake. although you all became soo sickly nice to each other that you all killed each other off.

I wish it was the start of festival season again, and there was no such thing as football season.

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
The football season ceases to exist, only to be replaced by...Festival season! Yay!

Unfortunately, due to the rapidly worsening weather conditions, all festivals are wet, thundery and thoroughly ruined. And best of all just as the new year begins to warm up sometime next april. Festival season reaches it's end.

Congratulations, you ruined festival season... for everyone. Subsequently, you are forced to watch football forever.


I wish for a breath of fresh air (metaphorical not literal please).

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you get you metaphorical breath of fresh air and the your lungs metaphoricaly collaps due to the fact that they arn't used to anything metaphorcaly fresher than city smog.

I wish I could invent something that was really cool to look at but also awsomely destructive (much more powerfull than a nuke)

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Curly_SueSILVER Member
laughter is the way to get through life
179 posts
Location: Inverness, United Kingdom


Posted:
You invent yourself a huge firework which has the bestest colours in the world. It is magnificent. the colours are hipnotising and everyone in the world can see it. But as everyone in the world is looking at it you find that it blinds the whole world, all the animals of the world and the man on the moon (yes I am a bit obsessed with him at the moment). But also the huge coloured fire ball falls back to the world with such great force when it lands in the see that it causes the biggest tsunami and wipes out the blind world.

I wish I could meet santa and pet the reindeers. they look soo cute.

I fell down a hill once, got up then fell down it again.


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
I don't even need to corrupt this one.. reindeer are pretty dangerous.. especially the adult males, they frequently attack keepers.. really... we were gonna get one until my parents found that out.

Anyway.. I'll go corrupt it anyway.. unfortunately, your wish is granted by a dyslexic fairy, and you get to meet satan. And his psychopathic reindeer.


I wish I could breathe underwater, as well as out of water.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You can breathe both underwater and out of it. However you now breathe helium instead of oxygen and quickly asphyxiate.

I wish to be utterly unaffected by this wish on every conceivable level.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Deamon_LlamaBRONZE Member
member
78 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You are not affected by your wish at all, but everyone else gets cake. But not you, you don't get any cake.


I wish for my horse to win the melbourne cup, so i win all of the sweep's money!

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No statements are true unless they can be proven scientifically.
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UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
your horse wins the melbourne cup, and you win all of the sweeps money, but then you have a sudden need to be charitable and give all the money away to a childrens hospice biggrin

i wish it wasn't so darn cold, but also that it wouldn't get too hot.

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
Its about 88 degrees out, and your loving it, Too bad you got teleported over to my house and this 88 degrees is during our winter, once summer comes it creeps back up to 110+ and you melt



i wish i had a corn dog, that is not made of actual dog.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
You have an actual dog, made of corn.


I wish I could find a really cheap flight that wouldn't crash, and results in me winding up in the correct destination, at the right time, and without me getting arrested/killed.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You get your flight annd you arrive in you destination only to find that you left all of your money and your return ticket at home

I wish I had a perfectly innocent cup of tea

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


Deamon_LlamaBRONZE Member
member
78 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You get a perfectly innocent cup of tea. The sugar, however, is wanted in 13 countries around the world.

I wish my hair ties would stop breaking on me.

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No statements are true unless they can be proven scientifically.
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UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
your hair ties stop breaking on you, because all of them get taken away from you and you end up having to use an ordinary elastic band that really hurts your hair

i wish i could drive a car

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You can drive a car, but you can't have one.

I wish I could move like jet li (in let's say...Hero). All floaty and dainty, running up walls and such.

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You can, but the car is a Decepticon and transforms with you still inside, crushing you horribly.

I wish I knew more about the russian revolution

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
ooooops Bound to happen eventually



Due to a lack of specification as to which one, you're head receives information on every russian revolution simultaneously. Oh dear, a head can't possibly handle that much information at once can it?

No. The results are quite terrible.



I'll use my last one please biggrin

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You can, but are now completely blind.

I wish for a cookie.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get a cookie... made of rabbits droppings and cranberrys

i wish my foot was better

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Your foot is better . . . better for causing you PAIN AND DEATH!

I wish for . . . your ma

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
You get my mom ,but then you get stuck with her constantly vetching at you. even in your sleep.



I wish i had enough money to buy out my contract from the military.
EDITED_BY: _VT_ (1194446872)

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get my ma, and then realise she really wasnt worth wishing for.

i wish for a mercedes slk 320

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You buy out your army contract but are immeidately crushed by the mercedes slk 320

I wish I knew what this l;ecturer was on about

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
i know what the lecturer is on about, he finds out that you do and asks you to finish the lesson while he goes for a coffee.

i wish i knew what was the real cause of global warming

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You discover that it's you

I wish I ahd to time to read my college books.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
you have time to read your college books, because you actually get kicked out of college and have nothing better to do.

i wish that i could kill someone without remorse.....

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You can, but have no difficulty coming forward and are subsequently imprisoned for life

I wish I'd stop procrastinating

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
you'll stop procrastinating....tomorrow.


I wish someone would buy me one of those new 4.8ft LED staffs that wre in the shop now, send it to me, it get here promptly, and didnt lead to my demise.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


UnclassifiedLeggyGirlBRONZE Member
One day penguins will take over the world
916 posts
Location: Derby, United Kingdom


Posted:
you get the staff sent to you promptely, and you don't die because of it. but it you drop it and break all the led light thingys

i wish for a pain killer

ummmm...........anybody have any suggestions as to what i can put here?!

mjk is monitoring your interwebs!


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
You get a guy who kills you with pain.

I wish for foods.

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
You are bombarded for several minutes with bar side peanuts from what seems like every direction, your mouth frozen aghast. After your time is up the bombardment ceases, and upon closer inspection the peanuts have mysteriouly disappeared. The only evidence of their existence is a coating of salt, a few rogue nuts in various facial cavities and the faint aroma of urine



I wish the sun would rise before me and was still up when I finish work

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


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