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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I saw this on another forum and can't remember it being played here and thought it could be a bit of fun.

Basically, one person makes a "wish" and the next posted grants it, but corrupts it in some way.

eg:
"I wish for a million dollars"
"a million dollars appears in your bank account but the police then knock on your door about a bank robbery"

now lets get creative!

I wish I could fly!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


fake teeth and glueBRONZE Member
Checking who's online, watching you!
1,972 posts
Location: somewhere, England (UK)


Posted:
you go travelling but end up loving it so much that you study in it and end up teaching it to new people and make them study it rather than letting them travel.

i wish i could.

you just lost the game!!!!!! !!!!!

knowledge is power, power corupts, study hard, become evil.


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
You can, you're just really bad at it.

I wish i didn't have as many responsiblities as i do, so i can have more fun.

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You get fired tomorrow.

I wish I didn't have to get up at 5:45 AM for work tomorrow.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
You have to get up at 3:30 as no transport is aloud on the roads so you have to walk and its raining hale stones

I wish for my car to run on water

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


imprettylikedrugskicking cucumbers constantly : )
160 posts
Location: Dublin City Centre


Posted:
you end up driving a Flintstone-esque aquamobile...You asked for it! it runs on water.



I wish I could quit smoking. For Good!
EDITED_BY: imprettylikedrugs (1208956447)

Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You quit smoking for good, but of course it's good, smoking is bad, tis ashame you started dip tobacco and are at 2 cans a day.....and no one wants to kiss you



i wish i were pretty like drugs.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
 Written by :blackrose1


I wish for my car to run on water



hooray, you're car is now a boat!



You are pretty like drugs, unfortunately you are soon made illegal and shot on the spot by a trigger happy depute.

I wish life would quit handing me lemons.

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Life now hands you horse dung. In leaky buckets.

I wish people knew their friggin' jobs around here.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
They do know their jobs, and now your company doesn't need you to babysit them anymore and you're fired.

I wish my cable tv was cheaper.

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You get free cable tv......now you just gotta find a spot for all this cable in the shape of a tv.



I wish brown cows gave chocolate milk

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


blackrose1member
198 posts
Location: auckland


Posted:
You get your chocolate milk from the cow then you found out which end it come from

I wish it was still bed time

please have patience when reading my posts as english is not my first language
Im blonde and irish all in one Explains all
Forgive me


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
It's always bedtime, because you are in a coma.

I wish my credit card was payed off.

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
 Written by :esmokah


They do know their jobs, and now your company doesn't need you to babysit them anymore and you're fired.




I wish!

 Written by

I wish my credit card was payed off.



It was. By the mafia. And now you owe them. By seven. Sharp. And if you don't... well, you can't make an omelette without breaking a few legs.

I wish I wasn't so damned tired.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


CaffeinatedKatieGOLD Member
Teacher, Dancer, Artist, and General Smartass
149 posts
Location: Portland, OR, USA


Posted:
You get a big fat free cup of coffee... and then you find out they put in some of Poje's 'chocolate milk.'

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
You got fired. And are blacklisted all over town.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
You don't need to sleep. You are in the midst of a psychotic mania and rage all over town in ever decreasing circles till you are spinning on the spot and your ears bleed with the centrifugal force and you take off like a little tornado and whizz into a pond where a misplaced shark someone bought for their aquarium until they realised what it was smells the blood and comes to eat you in excrutiating little bites till you cry. And you can't wake up cos it isn't a dream cos you don't sleep.



I wish I had more sleep too. Mmmmm new brown blanket...

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


imprettylikedrugskicking cucumbers constantly : )
160 posts
Location: Dublin City Centre


Posted:
you develop Narcalepsey and a fondness for bull fighting. Nuff said there i think.

I wish Bull fighting was illegal.

Today's subliminal thought is : " . ; ..." that is all.


BurdaASILVER Member
Sacrebleu
377 posts
Location: At the quiet limit, United Kingdom


Posted:
It is, however giant panda fighting takes off as a result.

I wish I was somewhere else

Poi(poi~y) n. : A Hawaiian food made from the tuber of the taro that is cooked, pounded to a paste, and fermented.
- part owner of Wooktastic™ ©


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
You find yourself inside a large panda costume in the center of an arena.....as you turn to look around you see an odd looking man with a bunch of swords.


I wish Lobster fighting could replace panda fighting.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


flyingpenguinnimember
114 posts
Location: Oxford


Posted:
The lobster fighting its a great idea and become the new fancy sport.

I wish i could get the dead ones for a great paella!!!! (otherwise i would never afford to have one)

I had to beat him to death with his own shoes... but that's another story all together.


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
our paella is filled with putrid rotting lobster and all your family and friends choke on little bits of splintered swords.
I wish our huge painting was mounted on the wall and didn't fall over in the wind

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
it is mounted, it never fell over. however, a small artistic five year old child thought it would be the perfect place to paint his family portrait. aww.. shame it was worth millions beforehand..

i wish my back wasnt itchy in that hard to reach place.

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


Fire_MooseSILVER Member
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA


Posted:
your back becomes not itchy in the easy to reach spot and a fire starts in the spot that you cant reach.



I wish today was 3 years from yesterday.

O.B.E.S.E.

Owned by Mynci!


newgabeSILVER Member
what goes around comes around. unless you're into stalls.
4,030 posts
Location: Bali, Australia


Posted:
Today is three years from yesterday but its the worst three years of your life.

I wish the police hadn't raided my house last night.

.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
The police raid your parents house since it is your last know address.

I wish for some cotton candy

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
You do have some cotton candy! only it's fiber glass insulation, yummy!

I wish i had a cold beer right now.

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
you have a cold can of beer in you hand but I shook it up before I gave it to you and you didn't see me do it.


I wish for my mother to give me an update of the current situation.

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


esmokahSILVER Member
journeyman
75 posts
Location: wisconsin, USA


Posted:
She just called, she said she is going to have to put down your goldfish, Goldie.

I wish Darkfyre the best of luck...

I've never seen a supernova blow up, but if it's anything like my old chevy nova it'll light up the night sky!


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
They demolished it instead.

I wish I wasn't on call right now.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DarkFyreBRONZE Member
HoP mage and keeper of the fireballs
1,965 posts
Location: Palmerston North, New Zealand


Posted:
You're going to be on call on your birthday.

I wish for a magic carpet

May my balls of fire set your balls on fire devil


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