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WeaponXmember
66 posts
Location: Under the bed, Upstairs


Posted:
I need a cure for fishy breath, because all the sexy ladiezeeeeez are refusing to kiss me. I can't go on like this. What should I do? frown

Mieow..


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
err... stick to men? they tend to be a bit less picky on personal hygeine matters wink

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


Dr_MollyPooh-Bah
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home


Posted:
eat more mice

kiss

SkattoGOLD Member
Walking on whims...
687 posts
Location: Eastbourne, UK


Posted:
Stop eating fish, brush you teeth, and use mouthwash? tongue

Or rip off all the ladies noses before kissing them.

Skatto

"Fly like a mouse,
Run like a cushion,
Be the small bookcase."

For goodness sake, don't aggravate the otters!!!


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Pounce them in winter when they have colds ubblol

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MoohaahaaBRONZE Member
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382 posts
Location: In Ger Land, India


Posted:
just go for the ones that are allergic to you, then they won't notice the fishy breath...

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Some things you have to believe in to see.


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
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3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
snog a fish

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
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3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
or:

stop snogging fish.

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


WeaponXmember
66 posts
Location: Under the bed, Upstairs


Posted:
I don't snog fish! Grrrrrrrrr... I'm not a wussy cat! I bite off their heads and gobble them up... gills and all! Yummy!

Mieow..


[Nx?]BRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,749 posts
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both


Posted:
i dont think its your breath atall, i recon the ladies are put off by your barbed 'equipment'

This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
X, you need to get yo'sell some funky 'nip. ya hear? yeahhh boooiii!

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=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Yeah man, go score a 20 bag of the 'nip, then you wont care about the smell, or the girls, or anything...

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alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
simple awnser............................ stop licking out women with fishy minges wink

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
 Written by: ravehead


simple awnser............................ stop licking out women with fishy minges wink



Oh ffs...

PG board! PG Boooooooooooooard!

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GnorBRONZE Member
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5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Dentrassi



err... stick to men? they tend to be a bit less picky on personal hygeine matters wink





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are you a cat ( see avatar) stop eating fishy catfood, go for chicken

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


GnorBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia


Posted:
"What have we here? A man or a fish? Dead or alive? He smells like a fish; a very ancient and fish-like smell . . ." —William Shakespeare, "The Tempest"

but to be more helpful...

do you have a metabolic condition

Although they show no apparent lack of hygiene or obvious medical symptoms, most people with the disorder report having foul body odors, bad breath, or a bad taste in their mouths. Studies in the last few years have shown that trimethylaminuria results from defects in an enzyme that breaks down trimethylamine, a byproduct of protein digestion released by bacteria living in the gut. This small molecule—the compound that gives fish their fishy odor—smells foul or garbagelike at low concentrations and fishy in larger amounts.

by the magic of google fish breath

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
kiss @ gnor

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
umm... you could always kiss me.. I don't have a sense of smell... well, not a very good one anyway (sinus issues).




no? ok... so maybe someone else who doesn't have a sense of smell


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