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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
no we dont - dont give her false hope....... rolleyes

i hate her - whos with me!!

wink

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: strugz



i hate her - whos with me!!




Oh no no no. There's a cue buddy. You can't just jump to the front and pretend like you're leading the trend.

Back of the line with you! If you would like to join YOU can be with US.

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

sorry i got ahead of myself....... im sure Arashi's at the front isnt he? wink

Is there a club? do we get t-shirts?

biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Yes

Wet Ones...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


NateBRONZE Member
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Location: Oxford, Oxfordshire, England


Posted:
wet white tshirts

I like Languages.

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BirgitBRONZE Member
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
hahaha... Mr. Wet-t-shirt competition? That would be a good idea for the next PLAY biggrin

Neon can be Master of Ceremonies, unless he wants to take part of course.

Who knows, we might even get Doc Lightning flying over from 'merica for THAT one ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
A Mr Wet T-Shirt or Mr Wet No-Shirt would be both as appealing to the Doc smile

#Life is a cabaret...#

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


mcpPLATINUM Member
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Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
goddamnit. I've gotta try harder, people are so easily distracted from hating me onto this new topic of wet t-shirts. Slackers.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
It's like the instinct to breathe...

It doesn't need mentioning... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol

i tried meg - but the perverted obviousy unstoppable mind of Neon has no boundaries and has to pull even the most interesting of discussions (hateing you wink) well off topic ....... rolleyes

maybe we should just kill him and be done with it smile

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
She's been planning to kill me since before New Years...

I've learnt to not take death threats from slackers seriously...

But if you do try, be prepared to lose a gonad. That means you as well Strugz... tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Clare_BRONZE Member
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Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol

Morning smile

Getting to the other side smile


mcpPLATINUM Member
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5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
Well I've been trying to learn negative space forms of ninja assassination, but getting into negative space is proving a bit difficult, even with the titanium machines I've made...

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Try making the machines out of Cadmium... smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
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Posted:
 Written by: Limits_To_Contest



Worse than a bunch of hormone fuelled teenage boys watching cruel intentions...



Oh man! That movie rules!

Erm..

I mean...

Shut up!

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
 Written by: mcp


Well I've been trying to learn negative space forms of ninja assassination, but getting into negative space is proving a bit difficult, even with the titanium machines I've made...



Negative space ninja assassination?

So essentially you visualize all the space that won't kill someone and try and get the sword outside that space?

smile

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


mcpPLATINUM Member
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5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
hardly, that would be too easy. All 'normal' space is positive space, so I have to find an outside dimension to get into, but since space and time are connected, I also have to go backwards in time while in negative space, which is proving to be the tricky bit. once I've got it thou, it'll be awesome.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
You're better off boring me to death with scientific technobabble. Less effort, more effective... biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
im bored already ubbloco

so back on topic....... Burnt Toast Party this saturday ubbrollsmile

eh eh!! wink

ubbangel

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
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4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Strugz, you need to work on your technique. Girls, usually, don't go for people who say "eh eh!! wink "

hug ubblol

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
what about:

Oi Oi wink

any other advice?

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
I'm sold! ubblove

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
rolleyes

i thought it was me who was deperate wink

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Meh. reply to your email biatch

tongue

Getting to the other side smile


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
I'm not desperate, I just see beauty in everyone...

rolleyes

ubblol ubbloco ubblol ubbloco ubblol

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: _Clare_


Meh. reply to your email biatch

tongue



already have bitch tongue

get outta my thread, NYC, NYC shes teasing me again!! wink

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
?

No you haven't.

Hmmm.

teasing you? You wish tongue

smile

Getting to the other side smile


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
Can there be flaming nipple tassles involved in the teasing? devil

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Dave... I don't think you are quite ready for that yet, do you?

smile

Getting to the other side smile


mcpPLATINUM Member
Flying Water Muppet
5,276 posts
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom


Posted:
dave, you're letting the side down, wanting to see strugz in flaming nipple tassles. You've gotta remember that your straight now!

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


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