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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*puts on her general hat*

Aight lads! Listen up!
My recruitment in [Old link] isn't going so well, so I thought I'd better take this to the social chat!

Your HoP family needs YOU!

Come and share in a part of the glory! Become a person your parents will be proud of! Defend the lives of your children and your spouse! (and if you don't have a spouse, the uniforms are pretty spunky wink)

We suffered at the hands of an invasion only a few short months back, and we fought them off. But we can't be sure that the next attack won't be even more cunning than the last, so we need to be READY!

My sources tell me that the rednecks will ne next, so we need to start shaping up and rising to the danger!

When people ask where you were at the Battle of Home of Poi, do you want to say you were sitting back like a coward, or RIGHT THERE! Defending the people and the life that you love!

*slaps enlistment papers down on the desk*

ps: cures boredom ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
mjk, you're a defector! or are you crawling back? nana

Steaks, i'm worried about you not finiding this thread earlier, we need astute soldiers! not ones who are going to not notice where their legs are! eek ...however you are most flattering so I suppose i can find something for you to do tongue

russ, i dont like seafood! so do whatever you want with your fishing ops, but if it goes tits up, i know nothing about it! ubblol

Pitman, i'm worried about this sheep cavalry...i don't want you to get lonely after months away from home and then suddenly....no, lets not go there! ubblol

Wook, i like your style!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


GitasGuyPooh-Bah
2,303 posts
Location: Brisbane


Posted:
 Written by: Rouge Dragon


Steaks, i'm worried about you not finiding this thread earlier, we need astute soldiers! not ones who are going to not notice where their legs are! eek ...however you are most flattering so I suppose i can find something for you to do tongue




Me wonders how long it will be before some of the grunts get a promotion to major general and such!!!

As the spiritual advisor i can only condone this on a merit basis and not due to flattery and other measures!!

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Pogo got promoted to Major General on his merits of me imagining him singing that part from Pirates of Penzance ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
 Written by: Rouge Dragon


as far as i knew, FoxInDocs and MiG were in charge of the airforce, but I am sure they would have no objections to giving you the rank under them biggrin



Rouge - I thort I was somewhere near the top of the Air Wings pecking order?? Did you do the dirty on me just for that crack about your beer? They never made Generals like that back in my day... frown

Ryo Ken my good man - the hobgoblin will do fine thank you kind sir! beerchug

(mind you I still can't work out about the "hob" part - I always thought it had something to do with spiky boots??!!?)

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Pecking order? Course there's a pecking order! This is the defence force, what did you think it was? A democracy? ubblol

And back in your day? when was that? Did you ride into battle on dinosaurs???

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Ryo_Kenenthusiast
483 posts
Location: Adelaide


Posted:
oooo harsh general tongue

hehe, no problems on the hobgoblin, drink up fellows!!

wooo, i get to do a diving thing, do i get a budget on boats? cz id love this realli nice one, cost quite a few tiki heads tho biggrin

Adya: wow.. i think hena can go moldy!


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
I haven't in this thread since its conception.

Do you still need a torturer...? smile

I'm good with the five basic principles

*Sharp
*Blunt
*Loud
*Hot
*Showtunes

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
 Written by: Rouge Dragon


And back in your day? when was that? Did you ride into battle on dinosaurs???



I thort u knew? I flew the pterodactyl's...

You don't wanna miss out on all that experience do ya??!!

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


margitaSILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia


Posted:
*tops up drinks...again*

bounce it's the weekend! *squee* bounce

where's my drink? i think i need one...it's been a long week!! beerchug

*finds a beanbag to occupy*

do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!



if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!



smile! :grin: it confuses people!


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Am I still Admiral??? I think my boat disappeared...again!!!

*goes to look for boat*

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
are you the one that left that boat drifting with dinner and everything on it then fyre

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
I just saw that...and I must admit that I'm fascinated...but no, that one is not mine...

THIS is mine...


Non-Https Image Link

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
nice - but where's the cannons?? We're supposed to be an "Armed" forces...
smile

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
They're hiding!!! biggrin

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
ahhh - camoflauge? niiice wink

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


WooktasticBRONZE Member
the kicker of elves
371 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
Ooooooh! oooooooH ooooooH! Pirate ship! Pirate SHip! I should get a good position, I'm bo'sun (Cheif navigator, I think) of UCD's pirate society!

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Thank you pretty dragon for allowing me into the ranks smile
Who wants a hug?

grouphug

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
i'll steal one! mwahahaha

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
oh my goodness i was so busy with all my duties i missed the hug opportunity! One should never be so busy! Hugs keep up morale ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
You have duties??! eek
I didn't think you officers did anything! biggrin

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
OI! Us officers work really hard!!!

We don't think up mean things to do to diggers in our sleep you know! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
Yeah, I know - it takes HOOOUUURS to think up those things for you guys!

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Quality meaness right there!! ubblol

ah! the joys of going to officer school and not going through the ranks! You start heartless! None of that remembering when you were a little lackey and how hard it was! ubblol

*mental note: maybe this is why mjk went nuts and stole that tank...might need to be nicer to the lads* tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
ubbloco

i'm nuts not!

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*pat pat* Don't think that's going to get you out of the army, son tongue

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


georgemcBRONZE Member
Sitting down facing forward . . .
2,387 posts
Location: Christchurch, New Zealand


Posted:
Catch 22 - you've got to be mad to want to go to war but the only way to get of going to war is proving you're mad - and since if you try to prove you don't want to go to war then you're not mad so you got to go to war!!

*tips hat at rakish angle and throws off a snappy salute*
How'd I do there General??!

Written by: Doc Lightning talking about Marmite in Kichi's Intro thread

I have several large jars of the stuff. I actually like it... a little. And don't tell anyone I admitted to it.
grin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Nice work there George! Worded it much better than I would have!

However I'm secretly hoping that the HoP Armed Forces is going to have their very own Klinger in mjk *giggle*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*takes hanas dress off*

i thought i had it allll planed out.. but alas, mjk beat me to it

ubblol ubbloco

hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
eek Pte Petey!!! GET SOME CLOTHES ON!!!!!!

There's room for two cross dressers if you like wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
room for two!? what is this, an army, or the HoP gallery ubblol

*walks away in underpants*

hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


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