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Login/Join to ParticipateMistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Ok, so you type in your name in google (or any search engine) and "needs" E.g.
Alice Needs
Then you see what the top hit comes up with and quote the sentance here! I get:
"Alice needs a corporeal being to work in tandem with her programming because she can't fly herself!"
From a Star Trek fan site!!
He he!!
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
'Joseph Needs...a Loving Family'
Written by:
Joseph is a "Friends of Ferals" cat in Huntsville who is looking for a loving family to adopt him. He's a beautifully marked gray, brown and white tabby
I thought I was a chinchilla!
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Has sharp edges
1,266 posts
Location: Stuck in the mire, USA
I got for Loki: Loki needs at least one kiloton of fuel onboard for the Tachyon device to work, the device itself does not burn any fuel. I think it has something to do with a game or something
My ADD makes it so that.....Ooooo SHINY.....wanna go ride bikes....wait....where am I.....
Has sharp edges
1,266 posts
Location: Stuck in the mire, USA
For my real name I get: Stephen needs an advocate at school to work with him on at least two occasions per week to help him develop an organizational routine and stick with it.
WOW they really do know me
My ADD makes it so that.....Ooooo SHINY.....wanna go ride bikes....wait....where am I.....
61 posts
Location: Cardiff/edinburgh
David needs a wash - or at least a dry clean ... David is in serious need of a bath.
OK I DONT LIKE THIS GAME!
Its a big ol mish mash!
61 posts
Location: Cardiff/edinburgh
im off to have a shower. google has ruined my self esteem and my apparent delusions of cleanliness
Its a big ol mish mash!
Pooh-Bah
1,785 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom
Star needs TLC and a new home
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Whoops hadn't seen that, I swear i searched and all! Doh!
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom
Ok....
"Duncan needs to die."
Hmmm...
On a lighter note...
"LIZ NEEDS CHAPSTIK. STAT."
Important Notice.
Can be found elsewhere.
This signiture has malfunctioned and can currently display no information. This matter will be rectified shortly.
old hand
740 posts
Location: Darkest Bedford., United Kingdom
"Dixie needs a home. She is a three-year-old, spayed, de-clawed female.
Important Notice.
Can be found elsewhere.
This signiture has malfunctioned and can currently display no information. This matter will be rectified shortly.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac
hehehe, i just got
"Non-needs". and that was it. apparently it's something to do with web creativity, but that's all the explanation i get.
Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006
if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
"Every gang needs a sparkey, and every sparkey needs a gang. This guy will get naked at the slightest provocation, especially in the public gardens."
O.o
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
"This, coming from a drum and bass ravehead, must say it all... I refuse to acknowledge loathing"
is what i found D:
1,359 posts
Location: London/ Surrey
'Stephanie needs some help' followed by a picture caption 'Stephanie gets some drunk action'
Oh the irony: I'm teetotal!
The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.
Always make time to play in the snow.
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
SAMMY NEEDS TO STAY AWAY FROM THE CAMERA !!!!
*hehehe!*
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. 
addict
434 posts
Location: UK
i got
"TOM NEEDS CURE FOR HOMOPHOBIA"
and
"Tom needs a swift kick in the face"
newbie
13 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom
Hehe, I got:
"Jack needs a girlfriend."
YellowFever
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia
Pogo needs a makeover...!!
What the...?
--pogo (pat) [forever and always]
47 posts
Location: Falmouth, Cornwall
MSN Money...
"As her career prospects aren’t guaranteed, Joss needs to be canny and prepare for the unexpected. None of us can foresee what will happen over the next year"
Well, firstly, I'm a man.
And this is supposed to be Microsoft commenting on economics... sounds like a commemorative-plate-flogging, thin, glossy sunday paper horoscope reading.
They are guides. They are teachers. They are like Yoda, only smaller and on strings.
--Meenik on poi
moo..
1,899 posts
Location: melbourne, australia
Erin (apparently) needs'to be naked too!!!'
but then under that it says 'Erin needs to wear shirts' So right now I juist don't know what to do!
hug me!
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia
Haha Erin!
I got
Steph needs someone to comfort her
Steph needs a tranquilizer dart
and erm...Steph needs to do some hedge trimming
.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
This is soooo very strange.
Gidg - Transport of a guide dog of a disable person.
But what is really funny if my middle and last names.
Marie needs your help
Kesler needs backup.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
Member
19 posts
Location: On a big hill, Australia
James Needs A Hat Petition, hosted at PetitionOnline.com
yay hats for everyone 
Seize The Carp
veteran
1,260 posts
Location: Now in the land of Oz, Australia
Amanda needs a mom in her corner with lots of time and attention to give to her.
i do? i mean yes! i do!
i want attention now!!!!!! damit is my kicking and screeming on the floor not giving that away?
What if we think the jokes on them,
But really - the jokes on us....
and also... i wuv Rougie *snuz*
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
AIMEE NEEDS A STIFF DRINK
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
'James needs'...posters, filmography, news, and forum
(thats my last name by the way)
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Pooh-Bah
1,626 posts
Location: Southampton, United Kingdom
"Stuart needs to review/correct MAS tracker info taggart"
What a wonderful miracle if only we could look through each other's eyes for an instant.
Thoreau
lurker
380 posts
Location: Nashville, TN, USA
"When an IPsec DUT needs to be tested in a chassis failover topology, a second DUT needs to be used as shown in figure 3"
"The DUT needs to advertise the summarized local IP address pool on a network so that the IP addresses can be used for VPN or PPP connections where the mask..."
-- apparently i'm a piece of networking hardware??
hahahaha. OMG. and my search for "Dustin needs" pulled up multipe myspace posts for different guys' funny google responses to the search "dustin needs" --
RECURSIVE INTERNET MEME!!
"Dustin needs to improve his ability to bend and play at a lower pad level."
"Dustin needs a prosthetic eye."
"Dustin needs to take more responsibility for his game."
"DUSTIN NEEDS THOSE CONDOMS."
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Magnus needs to be Darkness-based
Magnus needs a microphone in front of him as well, so that the comments he makes can become fun for everyone
Magnus needs help
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
veteran
1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada
Andrea needs some help coming up with stalker songs...
?!!What are stalker songs!
Andrea's family described Russell as selfish, controlling, demanding, unemotional, manipulative, superior, insensitive to Andrea's needs, and unwilling to ...
( That makes me laugh, cause my last name is still my ex husband's : Russell)
A family for Andrea needs to be active and fun loving, but also very firm and assertive, strong at setting limits and boundaries and enforcing rules. ...
(
True enough )Andrea needs help, not a death sentence...
(
er, yup.Please dont kill me) "God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."
48 posts
Location: Scotland
‘Joss, I need to go home. I need to be with my family’
who needs to go home? Just call me Pop.
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