Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
Written by: TinklePants
Ok so what makes people legally change their name?
I'm not talking about getting married here, I mean by deed poll.
I've recently learned that my eldest sister Natalie has done this, and now calls herself Sabrina, and I'm really P***ed off about it.
As a mum I carefully chose my daughter's names. They are pretty, and they can live with them (unlike tigerlilly and apple and egbert )
I'd be so hurt if one of my kids changed their name to something else, so If I feel like this, I know my Mum is hurt about it.....................................
................The bottom line is that it was the ultimate insult to my mother, there was no need for her to do it at all.
"You can't outrun Death forever.
But you can make the Bastard work for it."
--MAJOR KORGO KORGAR,
"Last of The Lancers"
AFC 32
Educate your self in the Hazards of Fire Breathing STAY SAFE!
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Written by: squarexbear
I've considered changing my name in the past, simply so that i could introduce myself without 'hurhurhurhur wheres hardy?' etc. very funny, entirely original, not boring at all.
Written by: onewheeldave
Have you asked your sister why she changed her name? Maybe she had a really good reason.
.
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Written by: NYC
I believe a daughter is the property of her parents until she gets married and becomes the property of her husband and her name should reflect that fact.
Oh no wait... I totally don't.
-Mike
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...
Only when you close your eyes can you really see...
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Dynamics, we may already be making love right now...
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Written by: Skulduggery
I often have said that you shouldn't have to name kids until they are about 6. By that time you can usually tell what their name should be.
Written by: blu_valley
He did not do this to disrespect his birth father...
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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I may disagree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Are you up for it?
;)
Written by: Carobananas
Friends of mine have just had a child and named him "Guiness",
after the beer.
I wonder how their 2nd child is going to be called....
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....
.....Can't juggle balls but I sure as hell can juggle details....