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I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Written by: simian
RE: The ZETA Sanction (Procedure for deployment of):
We must accept and prepare for the possibility, that while in residence of the abode hereby known as "The Inconceivable Doomsday Contraption", we may come under missile or verbal assault from "unknown hostiles".
eg. Young males of diminished mental capacity, intoxicated perpetual itinierants, aggrieved waterfowl etc.
If the hostile individual or organisation refuses to cease their assaults through a reasoned exchange of views, then the necessification of Sanctions will necessarily be made necessary.
Upon the necessification of Sanctions by unknown hostiles, but before the commencement of deployment of Sanctions, there must be a formal verbal notification to cease hostile actions, and a forewarning of the consequences of non-cessation. This "Verbal Notification and Forewarning" should follow the following form:
"We are required to warn you that if you do not cease your current actions, then we are authorised to deploy Sanctions against you"
Then await response. If response is negative, then the second warning follows:
"Is there anything we can say, or any reasonable course of action we can take, that will cause you to cease your current actions?"
Await response. If response is negative, then the use of the Zeta Sanction is Authorised.
(under the auspices of The Ineffably High Council Overseeing Utilisation of the Inconceivable Doomsday Contraption)
AN OUTLINE OF THE STRUCTURE OF THE ZETA SANCTION
The Zeta Sanction makes use of a variable pressure hose, running from a highly efficient 12V(DC) electric pump, which is attached to a large container, into which the Inconceivable Doomsday Contraption's Unfathomable Bathroom Facilities drain their effluent.
This variable pressure hose will ordinarily be deployed in low pressure or "Wide Stream" mode to drain the Unfathomable Bathroom Facilities effluent into chemical toilet dumping stations. In its use as The Zeta Sanction it will be set onto "Narrow Stream".
CARE MUST BE TAKEN WITH THE VARIABLE PRESSURE HOSE ONCE SET TO NARROW STREAM
as the consequences may have a hazardous relevance.
When deploying the Zeta Sanction, the hose should be trained upon the Hostile Target, taking into account any risk factors. Innocent bystanders or wildlife must be clear of the target area, keeping in mind any probable deviation of the stream and "splash factor".
Approved firing method is in short, controlled bursts, fired from the hip. Though due care and responsibility must be observed in use of The Zeta Sanction, it should also be noted that laughing maniacally is not only approved, but fundamentally intrinsic to the use of The Zeta Sanction.
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Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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