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Written by: Sethis

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And on ANOTHER happy note, I got paid today

I think God has taken a shine to me.

See some of you at PLAY!

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Ha.

Ha.

Ha.

God hates me.

Setting off this morning, I got to the edge of town, happily driving to PLAY, then guess what?

My universal steering joint broke.

As far as my mechanic makes out, it's the bit that joins the steering column to the axle. Worse, he doesn't have the part in stock and it'll take a day or two to arrive. Then half a day to fit. Looks like I'm not coming to PLAY.

*SHAKES FIST AT SKY*

"WHY!??!!?!?! WHY?!?!?!??!!??!!!"

What was going to be the best 3 days of this year so far have been ruined! ARRRGGHHH!!!

Sorry if this is entirely self absorbed, but my God do I hate you right now...

After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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