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Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
What ever would we do without it? It keeps our bums smelling lovely and clean.
Let us take a moment to sit and reflect on the wonder that is TP.
Or mabey sparkey just needs to go to bed.
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
grumpy poorly froggy
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
yup it is very eww. lol. although its with my experiance with men that they tend to forget what they were doing when they get excited.....
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
Pirate Ninja
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Location: Galway/Ireland
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA
This thread was never ment to have a second page....
The fact that it has one makes me want to give the lot of you a great big hug!
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Ok, but wash your hands first, you sick b*astard!
-Mike
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with added berries
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Location: Manchester, England (UK)
That is one of the few times I've seen a thread that made me LOL, and thanks for the poopie link - brilliant!
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Location: oxford, england, uk
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Ok, but wash your hands first, you sick b*astard!
teehee! in africa they used to use tree bark in the place of paper...that much chafe
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Lightning! Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
With 3 woman and 2 guys at my house in darwin, we went thru like a roll every two days. Living by myself i go thru like a roll a month.
Do we sleep when we die?
old hand
853 posts
Location: Behind you...
I feel like chipping in here on behalf of my mother, who would say...
"Toilet paper! We didn't have toilet paper when I was young, or toilets. We had to do our business in the fields with the insects, and we wiped our backsides with newspaper..."
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Written by: The Tea Fairy
I feel like chipping in here on behalf of my mother, who would say...
"Toilet paper! We didn't have toilet paper when I was young, or toilets. We had to do our business in the fields with the insects, and we wiped our backsides with newspaper..."
or the school loo paper thats actually tracing paper that doesn't clean just smears. although great if you at school and wanting something to roll up with.
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
The best thing I ever heard my best friend's mom say was about TP. Something like:
'Whatever you do, no matter how poor you get, NEVER buy ANYTHING less than 2-ply!'
For us girls, it matters!
Hmm, TP... I learned at an early age it's importance. It's all nice and dandy when we're at home with a flushable porcelan toilet with a ready supply of TP waiting to wipe you clean, but go in the woods for a few days, no flushies, no porcelan, and dear god, do NOT forget to pack the TP. That is, undoubtedly, one of the most important things to NOT forget when camping. In my pack, there is a permanent spot for my TP. It stays in a plastic bag (not to keep fresh, but just incase I'm in a canoe, and it flips over - happened before...) at the bottom, when no one else has donated some TP. At some places, it's a requirement to bring your own roll, so it's normal to see people wandering around with a roll in hand.
At camp, we worship TP. When we get home, we worship the porcelan God.
Oh memories...
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newbie
3 posts
Location: Taipei, Taiwan
this is my first post on HOP and it really doesn't surprise me i'm writing about toilet paper- or more to the point - poo seems to have arisen quite substantially. I, in actual fact have been rather startled recently as I've been eating this algae stuff that cures absolutely anything apparently and have been blessed with fern green poo's. ......... fascinating
fold or scrunch- I just pray that I have some normally (also living in a country that doesn't supply it in public conveniences)
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Are you serious? Taiwan runs as BYOTP? How uncivilized!
-Mike
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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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If there's such a thing as the perfect poop, it's got to be the one that requires no wiping, and slipps through the U bend and flushes itself.
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member
151 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
Indians (and most other Asians) don't use toilet paper because they consider wiping ones ass with paper to be dirty. They wash with water instead. Those of you who've travelled around Thailand will have noticed the little showers next to most toilets...
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom
In Japan you won't find TP anywhere while out, as they consider it unhygenic for everyone to use the same roll. Instead people advertise on packs of tissues that are handed out on the street, They also hand out other useful things like fans, instead of having annoying %&@!£*'s with clipboards like here.
It's a country where you wear a face mask if you have a cold (not because everyone's scared of SARS) and it's rude to blow your nose in public, so sniffing loudly is perfectly acceptable.
Toilets there have buttons to wash and blow dry, although if you can't read Japanese it's not recommended to try them unless you want nasty surprises
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
My old housemate, after he refused to buy toilet paper for the house, reverted to using kitchen roll.
That would be like sandpaper no?
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
perhaps he needed the extra thirst pockets
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
GothFrogette has a sick mind! (Which is why I wubbs her...)
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
The only thing i dont like about camping is digging the toilet. Places were i go it has to be at least half a meter deep, and in the middle of the dry season, getting a hole 5 cm deep takes forever. The dry clay is soooo hard.
Do we sleep when we die?
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
i wubb you too. and i just say it how i see it, and its so true its gross.
i'm not even going to go into what some girls use a rolled up bit of loo role for either, and yes including the tracing paper
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
One thing that's nice about being gay is that I never have to deal with female plumbing...
Female plumbing is... messy.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
so very very true. unfortuently i kinda had no choice. yeay for dangly bits 
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
boys are fancy on the outside; girls are fancy on the inside.
I learned that in medical school.
-Mike
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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
grumpy poorly froggy
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
hehehe i am not going to write what i was going to as its rather rude, but it was funny and made me giggle
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i beat my inner child
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Location: manchester UK
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hehehe i am not going to write what i was going to as its rather rude, but it was funny and made me giggle
you cant say that then not tell us
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grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
C'mon, please, please, PLEASE??? Pretty please with nutella on top?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
keeping in the contect of this topic
ewwwwww Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Ok, Marmite, then?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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