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Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
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Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
Posted:
i've read it, and much appreciated is the summary C@ntus, good work!
but that might just be cos im on reception and im bored.
[ 14 October 2002, 15:51: Message edited by: Flynt ]
i've read it, and much appreciated is the summary C@ntus, good work!
but that might just be cos im on reception and im bored.
[ 14 October 2002, 15:51: Message edited by: Flynt ]
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Laguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
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Location: Laguna, California, US
Posted:
what, you want C@ntus' busy abacus fingers to massage you some executive perks now, Boss?
under the table, as it is?
(* ? what happens if C@ntus massages Boss under the table while she's sitting up at it ? *)
what, you want C@ntus' busy abacus fingers to massage you some executive perks now, Boss?
under the table, as it is?
(* ? what happens if C@ntus massages Boss under the table while she's sitting up at it ? *)
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
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Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
Posted:
erm
no thanks Fire Mike
Cantus is an employee and as such, there'll be no under that table perks here.
Everything is above board, thankye!
erm
no thanks Fire Mike
Cantus is an employee and as such, there'll be no under that table perks here.
Everything is above board, thankye!
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
You want me to read it again?
You want me to read it again?
Meh
veteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
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Location: Florida
Posted:
Surely that cannot be correct C@ntus...
There must be several people ommited on the survey...
HTF do I vote?!
Confused and confused...
+
I want a nice hippie mad one C@ntus... I am unsure of the qualifications of the said gentlemen (barbarians rather)...
lol
I'll come back later...
Surely that cannot be correct C@ntus...
There must be several people ommited on the survey...
HTF do I vote?!
Confused and confused...
+
I want a nice hippie mad one C@ntus... I am unsure of the qualifications of the said gentlemen (barbarians rather)...
lol
I'll come back later...
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
Laguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US
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Location: Laguna, California, US
Posted:
dromepixie,
how about spiral, then? his pic & catalog entry's a page back or so?
Flynt,
what, you want C@ntus' nimble wiggly delightful sensuous fingers to massage you some executive perks now, Boss?
over the table, as it is?
i always said you a chest full of love!
dromepixie,
how about spiral, then? his pic & catalog entry's a page back or so?
Flynt,
what, you want C@ntus' nimble wiggly delightful sensuous fingers to massage you some executive perks now, Boss?
over the table, as it is?
i always said you a chest full of love!
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
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Laguna, California, US
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Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
Posted:
urmmm again, NO! FireMike, nothing like that. ta.
C@ntus is owned by one very lovely Miss Fluffy Napalm Fairy.
and my mind is occupied elsewhere anyways.
urmmm again, NO! FireMike, nothing like that. ta.
C@ntus is owned by one very lovely Miss Fluffy Napalm Fairy.
and my mind is occupied elsewhere anyways.
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veteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
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Location: Florida
Posted:
I bid 4.5 small nuttela jars for spiral!
but there is another not invloved in the bidding damn why didnt I get here sooner....
Oh well Spirals a hunk and a half anyways!
Much love, Drome
I bid 4.5 small nuttela jars for spiral!
but there is another not invloved in the bidding damn why didnt I get here sooner....
Oh well Spirals a hunk and a half anyways!
Much love, Drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
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Location: The Phire Kru
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Location: The Phire Kru
Posted:
*wanders into thread*
Ho ho hum.....what's this? You can't bid half a small jar of nutella for someone, that's a pitiful amount!!!
Go for the 1kg jars Drome, far more valuble!!!!
How are you anyway, good I hope?
I see there's been a bit of activity in the auction house recently and I had no idea Cass had made a bid for me and got it!!! Who do I belong to? I'm confused!!!!
Is it Cass?
Is it Flynt?
Is it both?
Or does no one want me?
Confusing to say the least!!!
Oh well, no doubt someone with a brain will come and sort it out for me........
La de da..........
*wanders off again.................*
*wanders into thread*
Ho ho hum.....what's this? You can't bid half a small jar of nutella for someone, that's a pitiful amount!!!
Go for the 1kg jars Drome, far more valuble!!!!
How are you anyway, good I hope?
I see there's been a bit of activity in the auction house recently and I had no idea Cass had made a bid for me and got it!!! Who do I belong to? I'm confused!!!!
Is it Cass?
Is it Flynt?
Is it both?
Or does no one want me?
Confusing to say the least!!!
Oh well, no doubt someone with a brain will come and sort it out for me........
La de da..........
*wanders off again.................*
whats up with all the limitations?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Posted:
This Napalm Fairy is getting mildly jealous here .......
And you know what happens when fluffy napalm gets angry?
Well?
It becomes not so fluffy after all.
I think you'd better leave cantus's sunsual fingers exactly where they belong ..........
(if you know what I mean)
This Napalm Fairy is getting mildly jealous here .......
And you know what happens when fluffy napalm gets angry?
Well?
It becomes not so fluffy after all.
I think you'd better leave cantus's sunsual fingers exactly where they belong ..........
(if you know what I mean)
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Posted:
On cantus's beautifully soft hands of course
On cantus's beautifully soft hands of course
Geologists do it in the dirt................
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
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Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Posted:
Thanks for defending my property Flynt sweetie
Thanks for defending my property Flynt sweetie
Geologists do it in the dirt................
Oolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Posted:
....... But as I recall, the mind gap doesn't own me either (well maybe it could be argued), so maybe he should have to start bidding for me too, If he wants me to keep my job as chef, cleaner, noise maker and cider reactor. Or maybe he could convince whoever buys me that I'm a static installation, and they'll have to come and stay in sheffield
....... But as I recall, the mind gap doesn't own me either (well maybe it could be argued), so maybe he should have to start bidding for me too, If he wants me to keep my job as chef, cleaner, noise maker and cider reactor. Or maybe he could convince whoever buys me that I'm a static installation, and they'll have to come and stay in sheffield
member
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Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
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Location: Hobart, Tasmania, Australia
Posted:
well i think you did a terrific job C@ntus, and i also think that this should be brought to a close before it gets too confusing and while i still have bram!
well i think you did a terrific job C@ntus, and i also think that this should be brought to a close before it gets too confusing and while i still have bram!
old hand
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Location: Brigadoon
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Location: Brigadoon
Posted:
i may not own spiral but let it be known that whoever buys him also buys his debts
i may not own spiral but let it be known that whoever buys him also buys his debts
wherever you go, there you are.
old hand
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon
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Posted:
and also transportation of such a large object presents it's own difficulties
and also transportation of such a large object presents it's own difficulties
wherever you go, there you are.
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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
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Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
Wow i never realised i actually owned UCOF!
Wicked..thats a total of 3 men i own (i own my bf aswell)
Maybe i shall go for just one more man....
Wow i never realised i actually owned UCOF!
Wicked..thats a total of 3 men i own (i own my bf aswell)
Maybe i shall go for just one more man....
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
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Posted:
Thanks C@ntus - you did a grand job! Plus I still get MikeG, tra la la la.....
Now where has he disappeared too? Has that Nyx been trying to steal him again??
[ 15 October 2002, 05:10: Message edited by: Hels Bells ]
Thanks C@ntus - you did a grand job! Plus I still get MikeG, tra la la la.....
Now where has he disappeared too? Has that Nyx been trying to steal him again??
[ 15 October 2002, 05:10: Message edited by: Hels Bells ]
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Posted:
Having, just come accross this post i am greetly dissheartened to find that it appears to be over, being a kind, and considerate maniac and being ever so lonly up here in the middle of the UK i would have very much have liked to be bid on , so i insist that this event becomes a regula one.
perhapse the next one could be for the female HOP members ? C@ntus perhapse that as you have shown so able at the undersrtanding of the bidding system you could set it up, or maybe Fluffy to keep the perspective, and keep it in house so to speek
Having, just come accross this post i am greetly dissheartened to find that it appears to be over, being a kind, and considerate maniac and being ever so lonly up here in the middle of the UK i would have very much have liked to be bid on , so i insist that this event becomes a regula one.
perhapse the next one could be for the female HOP members ? C@ntus perhapse that as you have shown so able at the undersrtanding of the bidding system you could set it up, or maybe Fluffy to keep the perspective, and keep it in house so to speek
What you don't know won't hurt you? well i intend to get to know as much as possible so that i can make sure no one else has to so they carn't get hurt.
Oolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Posted:
So am I sold yet......
ANd I just got called a hunk arrgh run to the hills!!!!!
(did c@ntus mention that I'm a little to shy for my own good?)
and I dont have red hair anymore, in fact I dont have much hair anymore, but everything else is intact
[ 15 October 2002, 08:37: Message edited by: Spiral ]
So am I sold yet......
ANd I just got called a hunk arrgh run to the hills!!!!!
(did c@ntus mention that I'm a little to shy for my own good?)
and I dont have red hair anymore, in fact I dont have much hair anymore, but everything else is intact
[ 15 October 2002, 08:37: Message edited by: Spiral ]
veteran
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Location: Florida
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Posted:
Come on swettie its all in good fun no!
I raise the stakes to 2 kilos of nuttela and five loafs of bread...
LOL!!!
Right C@ntus is Spiral mine then
I would it be true!
Much love, Drome
Come on swettie its all in good fun no!
I raise the stakes to 2 kilos of nuttela and five loafs of bread...
LOL!!!
Right C@ntus is Spiral mine then
I would it be true!
Much love, Drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
Oolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Posted:
5 loaves of bread and HOW much nutella?
that sounds kinda fun, I'm quite tempted to overide c@ntus on this one and stop all bidding on myself, its a fair price
[ 15 October 2002, 11:24: Message edited by: Spiral ]
5 loaves of bread and HOW much nutella?
that sounds kinda fun, I'm quite tempted to overide c@ntus on this one and stop all bidding on myself, its a fair price
[ 15 October 2002, 11:24: Message edited by: Spiral ]
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Intrepid Penguin
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Location: Australia
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Location: Australia
Posted:
for those of you that missed it:
The Official Female HoP Auction
You lovely ladies can offer yourself up for the bidding here, and of course, our lovely Male counterparts can bid nutella to their hearts desire, for the woman of flame that they wish!
DromePixie wonderful woman, please feel free to offer yourself up for auction here, as C@ntus is also in charge of tallying up this auction (he probably doesnt know that yet)
And to the females out there who havent yet offered themselves up! SHAME! there are PLENTY of wonderful HoP men waiting to cast themselves at your feet in the vain hope of owning you....
have fun all! xoxoxoxox
for those of you that missed it:
The Official Female HoP Auction
You lovely ladies can offer yourself up for the bidding here, and of course, our lovely Male counterparts can bid nutella to their hearts desire, for the woman of flame that they wish!
DromePixie wonderful woman, please feel free to offer yourself up for auction here, as C@ntus is also in charge of tallying up this auction (he probably doesnt know that yet)
And to the females out there who havent yet offered themselves up! SHAME! there are PLENTY of wonderful HoP men waiting to cast themselves at your feet in the vain hope of owning you....
have fun all! xoxoxoxox
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Tantamount to fatuity
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Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Mistree Flynt is the auctioneer. I'm just the bid tallyer. When her gavel drops the bidding war is over. But Mistress Drome is way in front so far.
Kurobei - as you well know Flynt owns you mind body and soul.
caniffis - there is a female auction house but it isn't any where near as well run as this one. And it doesn't have such a handsome bid tallyer as this one
The house is till open for business. Any males wishing to be considered for sale should contact either myself, Flynt, Fire Mike or The Official HoP Male Auction House directly.
Any Ladies wishing to bid please peruse the gents on display. Please no touching, kissing or licking of the lots.
All our products are house-trained, wipe clean, have a fairly high pain threshold, enjoy ritual humiliation and come well versed in various sexual techniques. Can dust, iron, sew and clean bathrooms. They dont snore, eat too much or drink copious amounts of alcohol whilst watching sports on tv and belching.
They come with a 3 month warranty that covers parts, repairs and accidental damage.
Our products are fully fire resistant.
Mistree Flynt is the auctioneer. I'm just the bid tallyer. When her gavel drops the bidding war is over. But Mistress Drome is way in front so far.
Kurobei - as you well know Flynt owns you mind body and soul.
caniffis - there is a female auction house but it isn't any where near as well run as this one. And it doesn't have such a handsome bid tallyer as this one
The house is till open for business. Any males wishing to be considered for sale should contact either myself, Flynt, Fire Mike or The Official HoP Male Auction House directly.
Any Ladies wishing to bid please peruse the gents on display. Please no touching, kissing or licking of the lots.
All our products are house-trained, wipe clean, have a fairly high pain threshold, enjoy ritual humiliation and come well versed in various sexual techniques. Can dust, iron, sew and clean bathrooms. They dont snore, eat too much or drink copious amounts of alcohol whilst watching sports on tv and belching.
They come with a 3 month warranty that covers parts, repairs and accidental damage.
Our products are fully fire resistant.
Meh
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Location: Guelph, Ontario, Camerica
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Location: Guelph, Ontario, Camerica
Posted:
3 month warranty?
fire resistant?
where do i sign up?
3 month warranty?
fire resistant?
where do i sign up?
orangu-funking-tan
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Location: The Phire Kru
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Location: The Phire Kru
Posted:
HEY!! Just hold on one goddamn minute young man, I'd like to set the record straight here:
I do NOT enjoy ritual humiliation!!
I am rather well versed...........ahem....(something about a trumpet and blowing it!!)
I CANNOT sew!!
I heard NOTHING about any 3 month warranty and yes I'm damn well worth it, you just ask my patron!!!
I will just have to rubbish all vicious rumours about any of my employees or associates or the way in which my company is run!!!
HEY!! Just hold on one goddamn minute young man, I'd like to set the record straight here:
I do NOT enjoy ritual humiliation!!
I am rather well versed...........ahem....(something about a trumpet and blowing it!!)
I CANNOT sew!!
I heard NOTHING about any 3 month warranty and yes I'm damn well worth it, you just ask my patron!!!
I will just have to rubbish all vicious rumours about any of my employees or associates or the way in which my company is run!!!
whats up with all the limitations?
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
Posted:
hee hee hee.......
How about if I bid:
5 loaves of bread, 2 kilo's of nutella and 5 litres of paraffin for the one they call Spiral. I think all those extra knees and elbows are well worth bidding for. You gonna raise me Drome?
AND - can I bid for the bid tallyer? well? How about I bid a hundred thousand hugs, a few billion kisses and countless hours of........ *ahem*....... sorting out and sewing in dreads
hee hee hee.......
How about if I bid:
5 loaves of bread, 2 kilo's of nutella and 5 litres of paraffin for the one they call Spiral. I think all those extra knees and elbows are well worth bidding for. You gonna raise me Drome?
AND - can I bid for the bid tallyer? well? How about I bid a hundred thousand hugs, a few billion kisses and countless hours of........ *ahem*....... sorting out and sewing in dreads
Geologists do it in the dirt................
Oolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Posted:
i thought I wasn't doing too bad, but parafin as well? I had no idea I was worth that much !
i thought I wasn't doing too bad, but parafin as well? I had no idea I was worth that much !
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland, Uk
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland, Uk
Posted:
*Looks desperatley at Cass and Ros with an evil glint in her eye, but not REALLY an evil one*....she whispers....
Knoxious Dave.
Sorry Bam Bam.
*Looks desperatley at Cass and Ros with an evil glint in her eye, but not REALLY an evil one*....she whispers....
Knoxious Dave.
Sorry Bam Bam.
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Posted:
hehehe... eggsellent. all of the plans are going eggsactly as planned. No one will know the true intents of this brothel until it is to late. Come along now mistress Adren@line. We gots some spanking to do
hehehe... eggsellent. all of the plans are going eggsactly as planned. No one will know the true intents of this brothel until it is to late. Come along now mistress Adren@line. We gots some spanking to do
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