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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Written by: drakematrix


Why is it that doctors are almost always cute? *wonders if only girls can bid on guys in here*




Drake, only boys may bid on me.

Girls would find me...

useless. ubblol

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
well they could always own you for the sake of owning a gay guy.

i'm a fag hag for my friend adrien he's really cute.

and believe me most stright guys are ugly with no fashion sense lol!

no offence to those who have good fashion and are good looking lol

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
I'm sorry, have you been to London? The place SWARMS with hot straight men.

Let's see, just to name a few (by no means an exhaustive list)
Cole, UCOF, Dave Chutney, 2Bags, etc. etc. etc.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


lauz the caterpillagoddess of all things slimey and an interchangeable insect!
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!


Posted:
not met them yet but i'm going to london tomorrow.

well i have lots of really cute gay friends

*puts bid on doc*

i bid for doc all my really gorgeous male gay friends and will attempt to turn all these lovely boys you like gay hug

Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night wink* - libby_tuesday


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
cool...sale on on behalf of the BMVBC I bid for Doc ...

A waiting room empty of patients
big grouphug's
much funny innuendo
knowledge I am in fact male...definately, in fact positively!!

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
Written by: lauz the caterpilla


and will attempt to turn all these lovely boys you like gay hug




I mean absolutely no offence by this to anyone, but be careful with choice of words there. Some people could get the wrong idea. Remember this is a public forum, and things like that are very highly policed nowadays. Don't want to get anyone into unnecessary trouble. Plus I don't really think The Doc likes 'boys' but rather prefers 'men' or 'guys' wink

Speaking of Lightning, Has your cold gone yet? I don't want to bid for faulty goods... wink

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
A cold....I up my bid to include a box of kleenex tissues wink

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
I will add to Mynci's bid on behalf of the BMVBC (yes I'm female but Mynci isn't so I can bid too)

1x clock with alarm and snooz button that put a hold on the rest of space and time so you can snooze londer

1x luxury matress

1x penguin shaped stress ball

1x evening of your choice, with the person of your choice (anyone in the world), with the activities of your choice,in the place of your choice.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
and £5 spending money R.O.E @ 1.712 (on $)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Bump!
I wanna auction

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
hear hear!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*bump again* (found on page 5-shocking!)

Whos up for auction

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


TinklePantsGOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: blu_valley


hey! our conglomerate buys those who are forced to put themselves up for auction and places them in paradise. It was started to protect hoppers from SNOOPois genetic experiments!

I didn't expect to beat Nucleopoi, it was just fun bidding!

biggrin




Do I need protection? lol

now i'm scared....

Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
you don't need protection from me. i am nice really biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
well it was in preparation,you know, just incase things went horribly wrong,so its all good,but there may come a day when maybe,protection may be needed...

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i am not evil. i haven't forced anyone into anything. tongue

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
this is true, but a situation may arise one day,out of the depths of another thread maybe,where the forces of good may be called upon to battle the forces of evil......it could happen

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i believe you are the one breeding an army of tall people to take over HoP. i just wanted everyone to have babies.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
that will turn into an army!!!!!!! sshhhhh! oh the shame.....

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
i don't want an army. i just want fire spinning babies. although those evil genius classes are really something.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Bumpety bump bump

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


LavatwilightGOLD Member
old hand
834 posts
Location: Wellington somerset, UK


Posted:
hummm, do i want to sell my self?
hummmm

Drawings by chalk minds, strech between the stars

Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah go on

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


LavatwilightGOLD Member
old hand
834 posts
Location: Wellington somerset, UK


Posted:
well, can i place a reserve on my self, just incase?

Drawings by chalk minds, strech between the stars

Kyle Mclean-
Contact without dance is like sex without wiggling.
A) it does feel as good
B) it does not look as good on film


yoniGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,099 posts
Location: Bideford and Bath, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah i think u can.
if not get a friend to

UCOF "evolution: Poi -> stick -> hoops -> devil stick -> juggling club -> juggling ball -> crayons."

Supergroovalsticprosifunkstication
In other words, it's the thumps bump


VampyricAcidSILVER Member
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
AAAAAAND the next lot, lot #1337 one poi/meteor spinning, (trainee)bounce juggling VampyricAcid!!!!

and we start the bidding at a hug

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
hug
don't worry dude i know i'm a guy but am bidding partner with blu-valley and she's very a lady
offers
a super power of your choice.
A home made staff (brother of vlad the almighty)
A harem (chosen by yourself)
freedom to do as you wish
a life time supply of parafin

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
I will add to Mynci's bid

a pirate ship
18 pirates
a pool of jelly
3 penguins
10000 hugs
10000000 kisses
a partridge in a pear tree
a meeting with the person of your choice (dead or alive)
13 days of fame
and an acorn

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


VampyricAcidSILVER Member
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
you had me at jelly and hugs!! (but ill take the rest too biggrin)

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
*dusts off thread*

any males for sale?

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


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