Currently on the right side up of the world.
quote:I raise you homebaked cookies and meals! In addition to fluffy hugs and back massages!
Originally posted by fluffy napalm fairy (Ros):
hee hee hee.......
How about if I bid:
5 loaves of bread, 2 kilo's of nutella and 5 litres of paraffin for the one they call Spiral. I think all those extra knees and elbows are well worth bidding for. You gonna raise me Drome?
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
~ the Executive Auctioneer pro tem and Staff The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse
Currently on the right side up of the world.
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
~ the Executive Auctioneer pro tem and Staff The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse
quote:sorry, no Male Items for sale her can RESIST fire, most are OBSESSED and IRRESISTIBLY ATTRACTED to it like nails to magnets. . . perhaps you might try in the Teflon manufacturers' overstock auctions in . . . Hong Kong?
Originally posted by iluminaryfaerie:
fire resistant?
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
~ the Executive Auctioneer pro tem and Staff The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse
Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK
quote:Thank you, Bidder #18 Pele, yes, you did indeed buy Item #1069 Maximus, and our clerk's desk confirms your payments have cleared in a very satisfactory way! We are merely notifying all Male Items to report here to go home with their happy new winning bidders!
Originally posted by Pele:
Mr. Auction House Man Sir, but Maximus should not be on that list. I did in fact submit the winning bid for him, before you were hired, and that I did, in fact, make good on all payments due (ask Maximus! )[. . .]
Oh, and, do you have any suggestions on who would be a worthy addition to my purchase roster to fill that second room I bid earlier? I would really appreciate the opinions of such a specialist as yourself!
~ the Executive Auctioneer pro tem and Staff The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse
HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
~ the Executive Auctioneer pro tem and Staff The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse
HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.
quote:Pele - I'm thinking I can lend you MikeG every Wednesday. I think you're gonna have your hands full with Maximus for the rest of the time.
Originally posted by Pele:
And Hels Bells...when do I get my turn with MikeG?
Thanks for sharing him with me, I appreciate it. Will he need a shot of adrenaline when you are done with him so that he can keep up with me?
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
quote:Watch out Spiral!
Originally posted by Official HoP Male Auctionhouse, Ltd:
Spiral has already been sold to dromepixie, CONGRATULATIONS!
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
quote:yippeeeeeeee!
Mr C@ntus Fraggle ... Sold to the gorgeous Napalm Fairy with the dreadlocks.
Geologists do it in the dirt................
whats up with all the limitations?
quote:Yooo Hoooo!!!! Over here!!!! Now that FireMike has handed you the keys to my chains, can you please unchain me?
Originally posted by Hels Bells:
Thanks C@ntus - you did a grand job! Plus I still get MikeG, tra la la la.....
Now where has he disappeared too? Has that Nyx been trying to steal him again??
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader
wherever you go, there you are.
quote:That's fine, i'll allow that now that i'm done with you- time to send your knowlege over to the UK for a while....have fun girls!
Yooo Hoooo!!!! Over here!!!! Now that FireMike has handed you the keys to my chains, can you please unchain me?
Or don't, for that matter...
"Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals"
~Charles Baudelaire
You. Its whats for dinner!
As time passes, you realise all the mistakes you amde and the ones you wish you never did make.
The wave crashing on the beach
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
We got the MikeZ in the house, woot!Glue the ham, hat baby!
molten cheers,
~ FireMike
FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US
Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude
quote:Passport. Check!
Originally posted by Hels Bells:
I'm going to unchain you (just for the time being though). Well I think the airlines might think it a little odd if you're all chained up. Yep that's right, I'm flying you over to London, then I can start on all those foot massages I promised. Then you in turn are going to show me everything you have learnt in class...oh yes you are!
Got your passport??
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
quote:Regional anatomy will do just fine Doctor!
Originally posted by MikeGinny:
You do NOT want to learn everything I learned in class, unless the anterosuperior pancreaticoduodenal artery interests you. Or management of acute myocardial infarction.
However, I can teach you the relevant points I learned about certain regional anatomy...
And I did not disappear. I was chained here the whole time. YOU disappeared. But I'm not allowed to complain because I am the object...
Live well, love much, laugh often...
Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader