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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:*mutters - stoners.....wanders out holding milkshake and polar bear jacket*

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia

Total posts: 3415
Posted:FRD, stop being a pervert :P

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:biggrin tongue

Like u can talk, Mr. Gladwrap nana
biggrin


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:*cant dance 4 crap*

Me! Oh pick me!


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:biggrin hug hug2

sweet lil dance! bounce


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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:*DaNcE*

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:*DaNcEs with sakura*

hug


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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:*grabs pigeon's hand and makes her DaNcE*

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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Havokist
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Havokist


Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 2530
Posted:i think we may have hi-jacked this thread... tongue biggrin

We are the music makers, We are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers, And sitting by desolate streams;
World-losers and world-forsakers, On whom the pale moon gleams;
We are the movers and shakers of the world for ever, it seems.

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:*waits for payment*.....

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:*hands all her random crap to sniper in a big tesco's shopping trolly*
(you can keep that too)


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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:charz angel xxx

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:okay i'll put myself up for auction (i'm just that bored)

name: sparkey
age: 15
likes: quiet evenings, hideous monsters named 'floyd', sharing icecream sundaes, octopodes, the zoo, long walks on the beach, the ebola virus, grapefruit
dislikes: bad people, ticks, avacados


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:can i bet for one even though i still have one?

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:i don't see why not

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:*ahem* umm...

only if i can bid for sakura.....


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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom

Total posts: 4172
Posted:sure tongue

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:hmm lets see

a go with my replica Blade sword
pizza sniper style - tis different and ful of home-made goodness
more random me food
accomodation with easy access to other manc spinners

howzat?


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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:meh. *steals pigeon and scarpers*

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:hmmm...

If sniper steals pigeon... my owner... where does that leave me?

I dont even want 2 think aboot it...

ummmm... whos on auction again confused My internet connection @ home is far too slow 4 me to trawl thru the other pages 2 find the info...


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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:a free man!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:but ive become institutionalised(sp?). I cant live with freedom... u know... like in the shawshank redemption.

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:just out of curiosity, am i ever going to be bid on? i put myself up for auction 12 posts ago, and there has been no follow up

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:i post ummm... 1 bucket of 3 day old shrimp and ummmm 1 hobo sandal biggrin

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Sniper
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
Location: , United Kingdom

Total posts: 663
Posted:ooo shawshank. top film

*wonder if i technically own FRD in some kinda owner > grandowner > great-grandowner* hmm

might as well get the first bid in for pidji then:
Blacklight
Mirrorball
home made toad in the hole


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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:rolleyes
ahem... wrong thread ladys and gents... ull be wanting the official female hop auction... and last time i checked pigeon was a girl... unless shes been taking testosterone pills tongue


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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:dude.... why won't anybody bid on me? i can't be *that* bad, surely?

whoever wins this auction gets a pm with my given name. that's gotta be worth something


-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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ilsanya


ilsanya

manic over a fence
Location: Tas, Aus

Total posts: 798
Posted:ok 4 sparkey i bid:

a hug
a tophat with a purple band
lots of smiles
3 and a bit jars of nutella
a collapsible coathanger


Quid Pro Quo
5|>00|\|5 /-\|^3 <00|!

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


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Posted:and just what in the hell is wrong with my bid? hmmm?

shrug


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ishkadoodles
GOLD Member since Mar 2005

ishkadoodles

journeyman
Location: Minneapolis, MN, USA

Total posts: 61
Posted:I'll bid on ya Sparkey! Feel loved

-handmade paper made by moi
-scraps from my prom dress that I'm making
-I'll one up Ilsanya on the nutella and put up 4 jars, because nutella rocks my world!
-a bunch of old/used glowsticks
-a massage (I've been told I give really good massages)

hmmm, that is all


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