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The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
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Location: state of confusion


Posted:
.........for picking some one up at the airport, bus station, or other wise

ok so heres the thing, this weekend i had to pick up bruning brain at the air port, now i wanted to make a sign that said....."matt hurry up before the bomb explodes!!" or "hurry the anthrax is already in the air vents!"

now obviously i didnt do it.......but still it would have been funny as hell, and at least ONE other person would have gotten the joke (the problem is it would have been the ticket cleark not the officer that would have gotten it)

so if you could make a sign for picking someone up at the afore mentioned places, what would it say? keep in mind im looking for funny ones that have some thing to do with the way the world is today (paranoid and suspicious) smile

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
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Posted:


EDIT:

Apparently joking about bombs and anthrax in an airport is funny to Fried Fish, but once you bring him and his family into it, it isnt funny anymore.

EDITED_BY: grasshoppah (1106163865)

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in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


grasshoppahBRONZE Member
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Location: Tampa, Florida, USA


Posted:
Post deleted by grasshoppah

Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
see that makes no sense with the thread bro........you wouldnt bring that to an air port and such to pick some one up, plus it has nothing to do with current times..........so while it is funny to a degree.........it makes no sense in this case and there for, like the person that posted it, its dumb....

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


HavokistBRONZE Member

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Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
or you could just have a sign on a pole that was taller then head height that you could stand up saying something like "terrorist meeting point"

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The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
Written by: grasshoppah



Apparently joking about bombs and anthrax in an airport is funny to Fried Fish, but once you bring him and his family into it, it isnt funny anymore.





yes i am weird like that......

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
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Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
"Warning: Surprise Suicide Bomber"?

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


Bretchenthusiast
247 posts
Location: Cork, Ireland at present


Posted:
"Drug drop off point!"

or

"Osama Bin Ladan"

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....


PyroWillGOLD Member
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4,437 posts
Location: Staines, United Kingdom


Posted:
FF for President!

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Franz Ferdinand?

Freddy the Fox?

Ford Fiesta?



confused



Oh..... Fryed Fish...

Nah thats rubbish... unless there just so happened to be another HOPper walking through the gates to understand the joke.... umm

Wonder MonkeyBRONZE Member
Certainly confused
121 posts
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, United Kingdom


Posted:
A friend of mine once picked someone up form the airport dressed like a man in black, with an earpiece and EVERYTHING ubbrollsmile

With a sign that read "Babylon an' Ting"

Apparently it was very funny. People even censored themselves.

It was that funny.

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PyroWillGOLD Member
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Posted:
im very curious to know what that censor is, hmmm

and thanks jon for always spoiling my plans wink

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind

Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife

"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Written by: As Above

im very curious to know what that censor is, hmmm




ubblol

I was thinking that...

VixenSILVER Member
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Location: Oxfordshire/Wiltshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ive bin inserting words at random. xxx

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Mr MajestikSILVER Member
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Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
madness!

i'd want to go in a cloak and turban with a sign that just says:
"i'm not a terrorist, seriously!"

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

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DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
This reminds me of some of the stunts that Dom Joly did on Trigger Happy TV.

Collecting for a charity called "Anemic Zoo Animals" while standing in front of a bill board with his face on it and the words "Do not trust this man"

Dressed as a bank robber (black and white striped jumper, black trousers, "eye mask", beret, holding a bag with "SWAG" written across it") holding a sign with "Bank Robber" on it, walking past two policemen and getting into a car with someone dressed the same way (holding a sign that says "Getaway Car") satnding next to it.

Dressed as a robber asking people to give him a leg over to get over the wall into a house because "he forgot his keys".

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Getting them to hold the ladder as he climbs out of the bedroom window dressed as before...

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vanizeSILVER Member
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Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
I arrived in san francisco with a friend way back on the day iraq invaded kuwait. To be funny in a blues brother's kind of way, we had both dressed up in black suits and were wearing sunglasses as we disembarked. Now, both my friend and I are those kind of people who are sort of non-ethnically distinct (i.e. we can look white or jewish or middle eastern or even mexican if we try hard enough or someone is predisposed to see us that way). The friend that was picking us at the gate (having no idea we were in suits) was also trying to be funny and had a limosene drivers hat on and a sign that said "kuwaitee royal family".



we got a lot of looks, but we held our mutual fits of laughter for at least... oh... 30 seconds. I wonder if people were try to figure out what the kuwaitee royals had to laugh about or just saw us for the heartless brats we really were.

-v-

Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!


The Real Fryed FishGod's illgitament son
1,489 posts
Location: state of confusion


Posted:
i see there are a lot if you with the same twisted sense of humor i have.........we need to organize an international mess wtih air port security day.......but before we do that, are any of you a good lawyer, or know one................cover our asses first ya know

You can't avoid pain by fencing yourself from it.
Some times you need the help of others more than anything else
But you have to let them close enough to help......
People want to be needed, I found that out too


Pink...?BRONZE Member
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6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
Vanize - ubblol That sounds so funny!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


vanizeSILVER Member
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Location: Austin, Texas, USA


Posted:
one of those things that couldn't have been funnier no matter how much it was planned - the funniest things are just coincidence.

-v-

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
When such things are planned, they lose about 90% of their humor.

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



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Kitveteran
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon


Posted:

Written by:

A friend of mine once picked someone up form the airport dressed like a man in black, with an earpiece and EVERYTHING

With a sign that read "Babylon an' Ting"
{/quote]


I am obviously stupid. i dont geddit... ???

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ZimBRONZE Member
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284 posts
Location: Southern California, USA


Posted:
perhaps a sign that says:



-Hitler

or

-change of plans: don't leave the bomb in the suitcase by the check-in



-the seller will NOT be in the alley that's NOT outside to the right



or dressed up like a bank robber with a sign that says:

-the bank closes at 9, hurry!



or even:



-bomb gone missing in wrong suitcase, if found please report to arab man standing by baggage claim.



-if you take my suitcase, i WILL launch a jihad on yo' ass



-warning: bombing of foreign country in progress



-Free cocaine for ladies in the white limo outside



i still think the best was havokist's extra tall sign that read:

terrorist meeting point



~Z

Clean for 6 months and counting... ah yeah, that's nice.


Wonder MonkeyBRONZE Member
Certainly confused
121 posts
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Kit




I am obviously stupid. i dont geddit... ???




Not at all.

on reflection I guess you had to be there...or rather I should have explained the situation so as to make the humour more self apparent.

Basically his friends and him are, for starters, all white, well cut fellows. He was picking them up after a weekend in Amsterdam.

Hence the jamaican 'babylon an ting' - funny becasue he was all in black with a daft sign, written as if he were jamaican, picking up peopel who had just come back from the Dam, all of whom are WASPs. Funny thru randomness I guess.

I dunno. Maybe its not funny frown confused

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DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
You could turn up with a blank sign, that would be a bit Discordian

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.


Flame BoyGOLD Member
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Location: Out, United Kingdom


Posted:
Dressed as a terrorist - walk round with a worried expression on your face continually checking your watch, asking people if they've seen a small black suitcase, with stickers on it, a white handle, and, oh yeah, its ticking biggrin

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! ubbcrying



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