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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Guys, I just wanted to throw out a general reminder:

If you are planning on making out with someone, shave first. Stubble hurts! mad

Thank you. That is all. rolleyes

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DioHoP Mechanical Engineer
729 posts
Location: OK, USA


Posted:
There's only one way I grow my facial hair...


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What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Hmmm...

Interesting. I guess I'll need to make out with Dio, too.

I mean, it's a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

rolleyes

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DioHoP Mechanical Engineer
729 posts
Location: OK, USA


Posted:
You may want to ask Tiffy for permission first, she doesn't like people trying to steal her cheesecake smile

What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
I've got a liddle goatee beard that might tickle your chin Mike ubbangel Maybe your luck will be in when you're in London town next year wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
i really like some stubble - maybe i'm the only one frown

i think it's sexy so nuh tongue

well i'll have all the stubbly men and lightning can have everyone else - deal?


(i kinda like my ladies stubble free though... biggrin)

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it was the book of my dreams.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Quote:

You may want to ask Tiffy for permission first, she doesn't like people trying to steal her cheesecake






Well, Tiffy? Whaddya say? I'd just be borrowing him for a few minutes (or hours...if he likes it. wink ubbangel )

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Quote:

well i'll have all the stubbly men and lightning can have everyone else - deal?




aw tao! you couldnt possibly have them all! you gotta share!! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

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RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
I've got a Goatee, so if there are all these free snogs going around, i wanna get in on a piece of the action. wink ubbangel

i even put conditioner on it to keep it nice and soft and smooth. eek

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


Tao StarPooh-Bah
1,662 posts
Location: Bristol


Posted:
hmph, ok, well i want at least one for every room in my house.


that makes a minimum of 13 stubbly men - nice!

I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Quote:

I've got a Goatee, so if there are all these free snogs going around, i wanna get in on a piece of the action. wink ubbangel



i even put conditioner on it to keep it nice and soft and smooth. eek






*scribbling Rosseroo on the list*



Oooh! Good! More... uh uh... "data points!" ubbangel



Edit: And I completely missed the Bugster! Yay! More data! I can even publish this! biggrin
EDITED_BY: L i g h t n i n g (1085154668)

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
So who's up for a huge meeting in the name of science of stubbly and non stubbly men and plenty of people willing to kiss/make out/snog?
P.S: smooth skin's nice but I prefer a bit of stubble... lip irritator or not: it's lurvely!!!


Hmm... what could we call this meeting?

The only mix that slightly works of kiss and stubble i get is kibble... isn't that a kind of dog food????

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Snogging with Tempting Unshaven Boys with Beards and Lip Exfoliation study?

The STUBBLE study! (I had to think long and hard to come up with that...but if someone has a better suggestion, I'm game)

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol - how could anyone ever come up with a better suggestion than that!!



Bring it on Stubble Study, is there a road tour for this to bring it to the uk? You could franchise it out like the travelling blood vans that come to your town! biggrin

Let's relight this forum ubblove


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Ok, if Bug is excited about snogging with me of all people, I think one of you UK chicks needs to go snog with him, poor boy.

biggrin

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


DuncGOLD Member
playing the days away
7,263 posts
Location: The Middle lands, United Kingdom


Posted:
it's doesn't take much to get me excited! I get to snog [Old link] everyday thanks tongue but she doesn't have much in the way of stubble! wink

Let's relight this forum ubblove


DentrassiGOLD Member
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3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
Quote:

Snogging with Tempting Unshaven Boys with Beards and Lip Exfoliation study?

The STUBBLE study! (I had to think long and hard to come up with that...but if someone has a better suggestion, I'm game)




youll also be able to examine if the country/continent makes and difference....
i volunteer to represent australia!

ubbrollsmile

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


telicI don't want a title.
940 posts

Posted:
I adore stubble on men I kiss. It's that contrast between soft lips and rough stubble that really does it for me.

E pluribus unum, baby.


Mistress AuroraHot Schtuff
1,032 posts
Location: Stillwater,OK/Wichita Falls,TX


Posted:
Quote:

Well, Tiffy? Whaddya say? I'd just be borrowing him for a few minutes (or hours...if he likes it. wink ubbangel )




Well just as long as I get my money. My men work and earn me big money. Dio though is top dollar. He is my personal man. I am the Pimptress! ubblol

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MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Ok, so I get to make out with Dio, then? I'm sure I can get the NIH to fund that! ubblol

Dentrassi, glad to see you volunteering. From one scientist to another, I appreciate your sacrifice. ubbangel

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
LMAO

this thread just gets better and better.

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


DioHoP Mechanical Engineer
729 posts
Location: OK, USA


Posted:
You do realize... "Tempting Unshaven Boy" reduces us all to TUBs... not sure I like that acronym...

redface

What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.


fireboyAn angry young man with a passon for metal
252 posts
Location: Wagga Wagga, N.S.W, Australia


Posted:
my question is which part of the female antonmy are we making out with? wink

Fireboy

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NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
Whoa, wait... what... where?

Did this thread just jump back to hetero? Cuz I'd be down for some hetero. biggrin

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
No, we're not talking about female anything, Fireboy.

*Adds NYC to the list* Thanks for volunteering! biggrin

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


Kitveteran
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon


Posted:
no girls getting kissed? boo!!

random murbles

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RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
Written by:

no girls getting kissed? boo!!





It is called the STUBBLE experiment after all. any girls who fit the "stubble" criteria can feel free to join in. Though i'm not sure how many girls with stubble are currently posting on the board. confused wink

.

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


Kitveteran
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon


Posted:
but surely a scientific experiment must have lots of different criteria to make study fair... sanpaper stubble, beardy long soft stuff and smooth clean, what's smoother and cleaner than girl face? *apart from mech tongue*

random murbles

BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh


RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
right then guys Kits in! wink kiss

.

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
I propose various different types of stubble across the range of male and female body. ubbangel



Written by:

Well just as long as I get my money. My men work and earn me big money. Dio though is top dollar. He is my personal man. I am the Pimptress!






Anyone seen Deus Bigalow male jigalow (spell check can't save me now)......man that movie's hilarious.

Coining such fantastic phrases as "man-whore" a "man-gina" ubbrollsmile

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
yes i agree with kit. there should be like a control factor. i'll happily volunteer to set a baseline for lightning by kissing everyone as well

biggrin

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


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