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colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm trying to get into changing this intro from time to time - at the very least to keep the music and films bit 'up to date'.

smile



name: cole[man]

sex: male

age: 27



location: i live in a veritable castle in leytonstone in east london with my beautiful girlfriend ubblove

i used to go to lots of workshops but i have to admit, its a fairly rare occurance these days.



your favourite website/s: this one is okay wink jugglingdb.com, contactjuggling.org, okayplayer.com, spherculism.com, playfestival.co.uk, magicbunny.co.uk, gettyimages.co.uk, toolband.com, airside.co.uk...



toys: i play poi and juggle balls. every now and again (like most people i think) i pick up other toys but am worse at all of these than i am at the keeping balls in the air thing - 97531, drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.



been twirling: since may 2002.

i could do the basic stuff (just a fwd and rev 3bt weave and a fwd butterfly) back in nov 2001 but then went and did a snowboard season in the alps and forgot everything.

when i came back, i discovered one of my best friends had learnt loads!

so summer 2002, i was in the lucky position of being around wikid poi people every weekend and having a friend acting almost as a personal tutor during the week.

big love and respect to jonny moohaahaa and fairie cath for all your patience, effort, guidance and days and days of playtime! hug

i began learning to juggle in august or september of 2002.



recent manipulation trends: been playing with one and two 4" stage balls quite a bit whilst wiggling bits of my body, learning to juggle 5 balls all over again, 3 ball body throws, getting confused about antispin, balancing things on my head and spinning a ball on my finger.



occupation: db admin and layout & design (similar to a porn star, just in an office). i work for a small, law firm in their information and research department. i also handle all of the firm's dtp, digital publishing and commercial print. aerotech toys aren't cheap and since my body won't ever make me rich, i have resorted to something a little more conventional smile



hobbies: bammy ubblove , this stuff, music, collecting things (i'm very bad for this) and boarding (although my skating is now non-existent due to me being crap and it hurting too much so just snow when i can afford it).



music: i like pretty much all of it. current playlist includes TOOL, RADIOHEAD, THE ROOTS, D'ANGELO and JEFF BUCKLEY, (and the rest) wayne shorter, a perfect circle, billie holiday, jill scott, joni mitchell, saul williams, john coltrane, soad, dj shadow, roy hargrove, 4-tet, edith piaf, cat empire, faith no more...



movies: recently seen... old boy eek team america, the last samurai, the ladykillers, the eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, shaolin kung fu master, jackie brown, shrek 2, shogun assassin, midnight express, lotr, seven samurai & magnificent seven double bill, kill bill 1 & 2, confessions of a dangerous mind, eraserhead, princess mononoke, a beautiful mind, pay it forward, adaptation, waking life.

favourites... shogun assassin, requium for a dream, anything by lynch, kevin smith or the coen brothers or anything written by charlie kaufmann.



books: recent... hiding the elephant, illuminatus trilogy, philosophical investigations, a book on nlp, shogun, oracle night, peter cook '...only twin', the curious incident of the dog in the night time, lord of the rings trilogy (first time ever - it didn't disappoint!), the complete winnie-the-pooh collection, of mice and men, vurt (again), chocky, brave new world, dune, falling out of cars, alice's adventures in wonderland.

favourite authors... jeff noon, iain banks, robert anton wilson and comic/graphic novel writers that only fanboys like me have ever heard of (brian michael bendis, j. m. staczynski, kevin smith, alan moore, greg rucker, brian azzarello).



tv: was invented solely to distribute the league and the boosh to the masses.



favourite colour(s): both of them - black and white smile



favourite number: three - its magic don't ya know?

i never had a favourite number until last year so i thought i may as well put it up here with the rest of the useless information.



cole

and a quick note about that orange 'grumpy' face on the top of all my posts - i'm not mean or unhappy, nor does it suggest that i'm angry in every post i make.

i just think its cooler than the regular pin-in-a-post-it message icon. and it makes it easy to spot my own posts cos it rarely gets used by anyone else. and its orange and black.

cole





and now for posterity's sake, my old sig list:



the original guru quote:

'its often easier to give advice,

than it is for a person to run one's own life'



the art lift:

if i am who i am because of who i am

and you are who you are because of who you are

then i am who i am and you are who you are

however...

if i am who i am because of who you are

and you are who you are because of who i am

then i am not who i am and you are not who you are



on the brink of war:

the horror



is that dave?:

you're myyyy wiiife noooooooooow...



confusing nix? with some bill hicks:

"here's tom with the weather..."



cryptic or just argumentative?:

a windmill in a fountain is like a spoon in the matrix...



its always a good idea to learn to swim:

mom's gonna fix it all soon.

mom's coming round to put it back the way it ought to be.



cassette boy's jewish doctor:

"you're dead.

GOD TOLD ME."



ever had a watch up your ass?:

"If any of you people disagree, I loathe you. I despise you. If I ever meet you in person, I'll smash your brains in with a f***ing bat. Then we'll see who doesn't like hot dogs."



karma:


Non-Https Image Link




the end of the beginning:

silencio...



*never* become a performer:

"i felt so strongly that I belonged in that triangle that I started sleeping in it - you can imagine what this did for my home life..."



beware the renaissance gentleman:

"on the contrary george of asda: you will tell us... everything."



boo! shhhhh...

"i'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar..."



why do we even bother to be here:

how they survive so misguided is a mystery.

repugnant is a creature who would squander the ability,

to lift an eye to heaven, conscious of his fleeting time here.

EDITED_BY: coleman (1178054280)

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
Written by: Unborn Children on Fire



I was going to say: "I came across this" but realised the implications.






that's at least the second time you've used that pun this week.



please learn some new ones.



and your random comments about badgers have become predictable thereby erasing their randomness.



my firm won't let me look at your link - whether you stumbled across it or covered it in spunk, ican't look either way wink

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I cant think of any new ones oh all almighty Coleman.



and what unrandom badgeriness are you speaking of?



The link was to a Slovakian nudist photo album..



I cant remember what I was searching for now..



oh wait..yes I can..

I was looking for "Slovakian Nudist photo album".



So I guess Google is still working then...



Pizza sir?

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Find him a ferret in a TuTu....... everyone loves a ferret in a tutu

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Good idea Dug.

Coleman....find me a picture of a ferret in a tutu please.

smile

sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubbangel awaiting an RSVP....

la la la

tumtidum

...........

....

so slow mr walker, you're not actually doing work there are you? eek I'll tell everyone you've sold out.. wink

juggle

ooop you've just replied frown damn I'm going to post this anyway 'cause I thought it was funny ..

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
ps don't call the RSPCA it was a computer mouse not a "squeak squeak" one...

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
What happens if your computer mouse does squeak?

Should I oil it?

sunbeamSILVER Member
old hand
1,032 posts
Location: Madrid, United Kingdom


Posted:
yeah with KY jelly

"I don't take drugs. I am drugs" - Salvador Dali

sunny


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Could I borrow yours please?

I seem to remember you having a bit tube of it next to your bed all last year.

wink

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
i have some you can borrow jon, i also have some durex play if you like!

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Why would I need durex to oil my mouse?

confused

Wierdo.

(the cds didnt arrive today)

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
that's because eva had sex last year and ky is an excellent latex-friendly lubricant.

do you not have your own ky supply jon?

if not, why not???




ferret in a tutu

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
durex play is another type of lube mate!

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
I dont have sex.
Oh..hang on..

*just remembers Cole knows Jon does have sex so decides to quickly shut tha fook up and run away*

wink

and that was a lovely ferret.. Looked very rabbity.

and very very very dead.

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
well done mech.
good information randomly supplied.

silicon oil is another type of lube.
but that mainly gets used on photocopiers.

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
What about Castrol Magnatech GTI?

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
no thats a man made oil, and once you use that you ahve to stic with it you can tgo back to natural oils, cos they dont mix, thus they cause more probs!

but

if you wnat to go with gti magnatech, you should go with id say a 10/30 weight, cos its better for mice!

i used to work in a pertol station! biggrin

[ps thankyou cole, i do my best]

Step (el-nombrie)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
you made it up jon.



castrol gtx magnatech is a motor oil - again, i'd say its probably bext to keep this away from your dangly bits...

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
no what i said about it being a synthetic oil is true, you cant mix synthic and naturla motor oils, they dont mix together and mess uss fast!!!!

but yes, i did lie, you shouldnt use it on your mouse, unless it has an internal combustion engine inside!

Step (el-nombrie)


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
confused i wasn't arguing with you mech.

unless you cahnged your name to jon when i wasn't looking then i can see how you thought i was talking to yoo...

umm

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
sorry cole!

has lady b been at work today, i snet her an important email, and shes aint replied so i knwo she has got it, and i dont want to pester her?

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Lady B is very busy every day.

biggrin

colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
miss bams wasn't in today dude.



she won't pick up email till monday now i guess so either forward it in a pm or give her a call and let her know the importantness contained in said email verbally.



if all is going to plan she should be stepping off of a train right about...



now. smile





hope you're cool hug

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
thats ko mate, it was just somthing to try and make her very happy!

its no prob, it might be just as well she gets them on monday morn when is will not want to be at work...


and i nkow lady b is very busy, shes a clone of super woman, except without the bad hair, and hot pants ubblol

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Cole... Mech says Miss B doesnt have Hot pants but I think he is lying....

mechBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,207 posts
Location: "In your ear", United Kingdom


Posted:
then jon sweetheart are you saying lady b has bad hair also, as im talking about bad 70's hair, and bad 70 hotpants, now im sure lady b has some wicked hot pants, but no not nay never bad 70's ones?

Step (el-nombrie)


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
What are you blathering on about?

SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
Damn I can't get the ferret pic to come up........ pffft lifes so unfair!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


colemanSILVER Member
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
hot pants...?

no comment ubbangel

kiss wink

cole. x

ps. noo pictures in my gallery today juggle

"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Are they pics of Lisa in Hot pants?

ubbangel
:baboon:
:eskimo:
:tunafish:

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