she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Geologists do it in the dirt................
quote:ah, for all these years i just thought my mate was a bit camp
actually Flid it's so that when they fall off and graze themselves the cuts are easy to dress as there is no hair in the way.
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
Is this were Im supposed to write something interesting.....errmm.........AVOCARDO!!!!!!
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
quote:hummm, not unless you got a really nice arse.
Originally posted by TheBovrilMonkey:
Speedos - there is no reason to wear them, unless you're being paid lots and lots of money and are sure there's no-one with a camera nearby.
This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.
Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always
Magnus... pay it forward
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
Step (el-nombrie)
thats right i look like an albino ape that has had a bad day.. go ahead say something stupid... i dare ya !
thats right i look like an albino ape that has had a bad day.. go ahead say something stupid... i dare ya !
Meh
quote:
When a girl asks me 'are you gay?' it's usually because they can't believe that such a good dancer/sensitive person/well groomed guy could be straight
-Eric
A wise monkey never monkeys around with another monkey's monkey...
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut
quote:You forgot guys who let their Mums dress them..
Originally posted by Dentrassi:
speedos? worn if you are a toddler, old man, swimmer/diver, gay, or extremely confident about the size of your package (aka showoff)
have i missed out any stereotypes??
Currently on the right side up of the world.
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.