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newbie
48 posts
Location: Cairns, Australia
newbie
48 posts
Location: Cairns, Australia
Posted:
i always seem to be in long flowy skirts, which is not always easyi dont have special twirling clothes but soon i would like to make some costumes.maybe some pants. i dont think i've ever twirled in pants! i think a giesha girl dress with pants would look good....what are peoples ideas on costumes?
i always seem to be in long flowy skirts, which is not always easyi dont have special twirling clothes but soon i would like to make some costumes.maybe some pants. i dont think i've ever twirled in pants! i think a giesha girl dress with pants would look good....what are peoples ideas on costumes?
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73 posts
Location: Bentley Alberta Canada
73 posts
Location: Bentley Alberta Canada
Posted:
i only do glowpoi, but i spin in just boxers and baggy jeans. it works for me, but i've never tried to light myself on fire either. i think comfort is more important than apearance.
i only do glowpoi, but i spin in just boxers and baggy jeans. it works for me, but i've never tried to light myself on fire either. i think comfort is more important than apearance.
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2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
Posted:
Well I have the fortune and the displeasure to have good ole Uncle Sam dictate what I may and maynot wear. I usually just wear what ever I am wearing... ya that made sence. I usually end up in some hawiian shirt and baggy jeans, and my good ole sneekers. Nuttin fancy but with anyluck by the time I get home I will be good enough with them lill glowsticks that I dont have to dress nice cuz ppl will be looking at the pretty lights rather than my dorky pre-melenium garb. haha was that PC or what?!?
Well I have the fortune and the displeasure to have good ole Uncle Sam dictate what I may and maynot wear. I usually just wear what ever I am wearing... ya that made sence. I usually end up in some hawiian shirt and baggy jeans, and my good ole sneekers. Nuttin fancy but with anyluck by the time I get home I will be good enough with them lill glowsticks that I dont have to dress nice cuz ppl will be looking at the pretty lights rather than my dorky pre-melenium garb. haha was that PC or what?!?
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72 posts
Location: Manville, Rhode Island, USA
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72 posts
Location: Manville, Rhode Island, USA
Posted:
pc = pretty confusing... ;-)
pc = pretty confusing... ;-)
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693 posts
Location: Adelaide - South Australia
693 posts
Location: Adelaide - South Australia
Posted:
Usually I wear a pair of tightish, black flared corduroy jeans, these help with doing leg wraps a lot. As for a top, I usually wear a purple tye-dye cotton singlet. However if I get hotter, I usually wear a crop top of some sort. Occasionally I wear a long brown, Indian wrap skirt. I am trying to learn how to twirl in it and do wraps, you can do it by putting your leg out of the split and wrapping the poi on your bare leg. But it's pretty tricky. I am told that it looks really fantastic though, so I have to keep practicing.I have also purchased some belly dancing chains, which I am looking forward to trying out on Friday night.Love and Light------------------ ~*~ Katinca ~*~
Usually I wear a pair of tightish, black flared corduroy jeans, these help with doing leg wraps a lot. As for a top, I usually wear a purple tye-dye cotton singlet. However if I get hotter, I usually wear a crop top of some sort. Occasionally I wear a long brown, Indian wrap skirt. I am trying to learn how to twirl in it and do wraps, you can do it by putting your leg out of the split and wrapping the poi on your bare leg. But it's pretty tricky. I am told that it looks really fantastic though, so I have to keep practicing.I have also purchased some belly dancing chains, which I am looking forward to trying out on Friday night.Love and Light------------------ ~*~ Katinca ~*~
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still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
Over my nakedness I wear fitting cargoes - they don't get in the way and I can carry a large jet lighter and a box cutter in 'em. dark clothing so new singe marks do not detract from the performance, and a black cotton vest - a good way to fasten loose clothing to your body without changing into something else. But for glow shit there's less need for dark clothing since I generally perform that in an MDMA context.for daytime staff/poi, i wear clothes. then i pat myself in the left ear while farting.hope this helps!------------------It is said that "Twirler with hand in pocket feel cocky all day." =P
Over my nakedness I wear fitting cargoes - they don't get in the way and I can carry a large jet lighter and a box cutter in 'em. dark clothing so new singe marks do not detract from the performance, and a black cotton vest - a good way to fasten loose clothing to your body without changing into something else. But for glow shit there's less need for dark clothing since I generally perform that in an MDMA context.for daytime staff/poi, i wear clothes. then i pat myself in the left ear while farting.hope this helps!------------------It is said that "Twirler with hand in pocket feel cocky all day." =P
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141 posts
Location: Melbourne, the new Land of Nod
141 posts
Location: Melbourne, the new Land of Nod
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Being one of those Gothic types my twirling gear is prodominantly black however being one of those creative types I added some bits to my clothes.I wear a pair of black jeans with a red flame pattern I aded to them that goes up to the knee and a black sleaveless T-shirt with a red flame shaped 1/2 shirt over the top. I also wear a pair of old boots that have the arch of the sole cracked the whole way through which give flexibility and stability.------------------A wise man once said to me, "Hey! You! Get out of my wardrobe!" and in a way I guess he was right.
Being one of those Gothic types my twirling gear is prodominantly black however being one of those creative types I added some bits to my clothes.I wear a pair of black jeans with a red flame pattern I aded to them that goes up to the knee and a black sleaveless T-shirt with a red flame shaped 1/2 shirt over the top. I also wear a pair of old boots that have the arch of the sole cracked the whole way through which give flexibility and stability.------------------A wise man once said to me, "Hey! You! Get out of my wardrobe!" and in a way I guess he was right.
A wise man once said to me, Hey! You! Get out of my wardrobe! and in a way, I guess he was right.
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34 posts
Location: Newbury, Berkshire, England
34 posts
Location: Newbury, Berkshire, England
Posted:
I would do it nude...only joking, I usually wear what i feel comfortable in. If i try fire twirling, I'd try it topless (I'm a bloke) just wearing trousers, well... I dunno, it'd look cool!
(Even though i am a bit porky)I just go with the - if it's comfortable, wear it... But nothing too baggy for fire twirling, especially some shirts I've seen with long dangly bits off them... Imagine those catching on fire with fire poi... or even getting tangled up with the string while twirling normally!!! 
Something for the bloopers methinks!!!*Shirt gets unwound by twisting around poi strings*Now that would be a very cool idea!!! Watching the shirt unravelling (sic) while twirling, any nice ladies up for that being staged? 
Sorry i kinda went off at a tangent there!!! There's no stopping me! 
TaStu (spin doctor)
I would do it nude...only joking, I usually wear what i feel comfortable in. If i try fire twirling, I'd try it topless (I'm a bloke) just wearing trousers, well... I dunno, it'd look cool!
(Even though i am a bit porky)I just go with the - if it's comfortable, wear it... But nothing too baggy for fire twirling, especially some shirts I've seen with long dangly bits off them... Imagine those catching on fire with fire poi... or even getting tangled up with the string while twirling normally!!! Something for the bloopers methinks!!!*Shirt gets unwound by twisting around poi strings*Now that would be a very cool idea!!! Watching the shirt unravelling (sic) while twirling, any nice ladies up for that being staged? Sorry i kinda went off at a tangent there!!! There's no stopping me! TaStu (spin doctor) Imagine something witty or profound was here.
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10 posts
Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA
10 posts
Location: Phoenix, AZ, USA
Posted:
like others have said, i try to wear as little as possible,natural fibers are best for less injuries. We discovered that you can line synthetic fibers with natural ones to help minimise the chance of them melting to your skin if you do catch fire. Mostly no matter what i wear i like to go on stage wet, soaking wet if its not freezing out.
like others have said, i try to wear as little as possible,natural fibers are best for less injuries. We discovered that you can line synthetic fibers with natural ones to help minimise the chance of them melting to your skin if you do catch fire. Mostly no matter what i wear i like to go on stage wet, soaking wet if its not freezing out.
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still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
What better costume idea than the Staff-twirling God of Monkeys?
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What better costume idea than the Staff-twirling God of Monkeys?
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416 posts
Location: Hartford, CT USA
416 posts
Location: Hartford, CT USA
Posted:
Posted by Bendy:*wishes he had a sequinned bra in which to spin* hmmm, id much rather have the wish of watching saffire spin in it...
Posted by Bendy:*wishes he had a sequinned bra in which to spin* hmmm, id much rather have the wish of watching saffire spin in it...
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98 posts
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Posted:
I have a pair of black dickies that that I ALWAYS spin in and they have a big hole in the ankle from fire, and usually that's about it. and shoes of course.
I also have that "I like fire" shirt Pele was talkin about, but i like irt too much and don't wanna set it on fire LOL.keep it PLURal Jon I.
I have a pair of black dickies that that I ALWAYS spin in and they have a big hole in the ankle from fire, and usually that's about it. and shoes of course.
I also have that "I like fire" shirt Pele was talkin about, but i like irt too much and don't wanna set it on fire LOL.keep it PLURal Jon I. ---Formerly known as RaverRomantic---
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Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
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Location: la-la land
Posted:
Mornin everyone..Morning Redragonx.. other dragon huh? how did you get your name hunny? (just realised that it was an old post)I usually wear jeans and a cotton hoodie.. got long red hair which I am very attached to..but in the summer I try to wear as little as possible to show off my body art.. which means hipsters and little tops.. but when I'm practising I cover up.. thinking of gettin so leather gloves as I burnt my hand the other nite.. ouch..Advise needed.. I washed my hand and did the ice thing for the burn, but I have got lots of little itchy bumps where the burn is.. am I allergic to my fuel?? I use parafin (dirty smelly stuff, but it's cheap to practise with)[This message has been edited by RedDragon (edited 21 February 2002).]
Mornin everyone..Morning Redragonx.. other dragon huh? how did you get your name hunny? (just realised that it was an old post)I usually wear jeans and a cotton hoodie.. got long red hair which I am very attached to..
but in the summer I try to wear as little as possible to show off my body art.. which means hipsters and little tops.. but when I'm practising I cover up.. thinking of gettin so leather gloves as I burnt my hand the other nite.. ouch..Advise needed.. I washed my hand and did the ice thing for the burn, but I have got lots of little itchy bumps where the burn is.. am I allergic to my fuel?? I use parafin (dirty smelly stuff, but it's cheap to practise with)[This message has been edited by RedDragon (edited 21 February 2002).] I honour you as an aspect of myself..
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still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
Fear the twirler with loose fitting clothes, for theirs will be a fried butt =)
Political hatreds are funny.
Fear the twirler with loose fitting clothes, for theirs will be a fried butt =)
Political hatreds are funny.
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339 posts
Location: Central coast / Sydney, Australia
339 posts
Location: Central coast / Sydney, Australia
Posted:
i usually just wear leather pants and a little cotton singlet or fitted cotton jumper in winter and in summer, i wear jeans or shorts or whatever i put on that morning (i dont own any plastic pants) and a little cotton black bikini top.. And i always wear my brown and beige llama wool beanie to protect my hair. Sometimes i even put bandaids over by peirced belly, due to clobbering myself with the end of a poi twice in one night and almost ripping it out... not cool!!
[ 17 April 2002, 18:07: Message edited by: sarah... ]
i usually just wear leather pants and a little cotton singlet or fitted cotton jumper in winter and in summer, i wear jeans or shorts or whatever i put on that morning (i dont own any plastic pants) and a little cotton black bikini top.. And i always wear my brown and beige llama wool beanie to protect my hair. Sometimes i even put bandaids over by peirced belly, due to clobbering myself with the end of a poi twice in one night and almost ripping it out... not cool!!
[ 17 April 2002, 18:07: Message edited by: sarah... ]
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34 posts
Location: Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
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Location: Adelaide, South Australia, Australia
Posted:
I wear a white top with scratch marks ( made and designed by me ) and usually jeans or a rusty green pair of cargo trousers. It's easy to do the splits in cargo trousers, I haven't tried doing the splits in my jeans but it seems possible, try it tonight at AdelaideFireNight.
PS - Josh it's David I do come to your Fire Nights
[ 19 April 2002, 18:16: Message edited by: TopHat ]
I wear a white top with scratch marks ( made and designed by me ) and usually jeans or a rusty green pair of cargo trousers. It's easy to do the splits in cargo trousers, I haven't tried doing the splits in my jeans but it seems possible, try it tonight at AdelaideFireNight.
PS - Josh it's David I do come to your Fire Nights
[ 19 April 2002, 18:16: Message edited by: TopHat ]
Ouch! Eep! Damn Leg Hair stop getting in the way!
old hand
877 posts
Location: Edmonton, AB
877 posts
Location: Edmonton, AB
Posted:
I like to wear anything that's synthetic. Nylon especially. I enjoy adding an extra element of danger when spinning
I like to wear anything that's synthetic. Nylon especially. I enjoy adding an extra element of danger when spinning
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167 posts
Location: leicester, england
167 posts
Location: leicester, england
Posted:
i like to wear 2 fig leaves and some rhubarb to cover my-self when i twirl... I find the fig leaves are fine, but I am looking for an alternative to the rhubarb, as I am havin a reaction to the leaves...
i like to wear 2 fig leaves and some rhubarb to cover my-self when i twirl... I find the fig leaves are fine, but I am looking for an alternative to the rhubarb, as I am havin a reaction to the leaves...
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journeyman
55 posts
Location: Cheltenham, England
journeyman
55 posts
Location: Cheltenham, England
Posted:
I Dressed up as a nurse once!
I always manage to burn myself so ive stopped worrying about what i wear!!
I Dressed up as a nurse once!
I always manage to burn myself so ive stopped worrying about what i wear!!
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted:
I can't top Bender, but I have a pair of cherry red cargo pants that fit pretty tightly. They are synthetic, but I've also held a lighter to the and they do not burn. I've hit myself with flaming poi a few times while in the pants and the black mark wipes right off.
On top, I wear a black fitted cotton muscle shirt OR a tight white cotton T-shirt. I also have a tight-fitting T-shirt that says "DEMON" in big-firey red and black letters. But I reserve that one for raves and gatherings of freaky people.
And then black sneakers.
The point is that my colors are red, white, and black. I've often thought about coming up with a better/more original costume, but I figure that it's not really about the costume, it's about the dance, no?
Peace.
I can't top Bender, but I have a pair of cherry red cargo pants that fit pretty tightly. They are synthetic, but I've also held a lighter to the and they do not burn. I've hit myself with flaming poi a few times while in the pants and the black mark wipes right off.
On top, I wear a black fitted cotton muscle shirt OR a tight white cotton T-shirt. I also have a tight-fitting T-shirt that says "DEMON" in big-firey red and black letters. But I reserve that one for raves and gatherings of freaky people.
And then black sneakers.
The point is that my colors are red, white, and black. I've often thought about coming up with a better/more original costume, but I figure that it's not really about the costume, it's about the dance, no?
Peace.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
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still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
I swear, this costume would make an awesome goth-cyberpunk firetwirling outfit.
armored. dark as fire soot. evil lookin. fitted, for all those figure hugging tuck moves. and for the exceptionally skilled, no hair covering.
/wishes he had man-breasts.
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wooty.
I swear, this costume would make an awesome goth-cyberpunk firetwirling outfit.
armored. dark as fire soot. evil lookin. fitted, for all those figure hugging tuck moves. and for the exceptionally skilled, no hair covering.
/wishes he had man-breasts.
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wooty.
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Location: Behind the couch...
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Location: Behind the couch...
Posted:
Come Piggy... to the Nimbus cloud... Hey... wait a sec... wasn't that just a pic of Monkey Magic??? I gotta stop eating those mushrooms...
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No harm, no foul.
[ 03 June 2002, 17:25: Message edited by: Arsn ]
Come Piggy... to the Nimbus cloud... Hey... wait a sec... wasn't that just a pic of Monkey Magic??? I gotta stop eating those mushrooms...
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No harm, no foul.
[ 03 June 2002, 17:25: Message edited by: Arsn ]
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still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
If you don't believe me, take all your albums, all your cds and Burn 'em. cos of all that firetwirling that's enhanced your lives throughtout the years......
rrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
quote:now that we're 2 days into munchroom season, who else in melb area are harvesting??? maybe we should plan a whacky twirl session later this month for all this sillycibin action.
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I gotta stop eating those mushrooms...
If you don't believe me, take all your albums, all your cds and Burn 'em. cos of all that firetwirling that's enhanced your lives throughtout the years......
rrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....
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Oolering Man
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
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Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
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ex-army combats and the sleveless spiral t-shirt I made the other day - sometimes with my waistcoat over the top. If I'm feeling particularly paranoid about my hair, I've got a heavy cotton headscarf I wear too. Hmmm, maybe I should get rich so I can follow mushroom season around the world
ex-army combats and the sleveless spiral t-shirt I made the other day - sometimes with my waistcoat over the top. If I'm feeling particularly paranoid about my hair, I've got a heavy cotton headscarf I wear too. Hmmm, maybe I should get rich so I can follow mushroom season around the world
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239 posts
Location: Laguna Beach, but i live in Denver, Colo, USA
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Location: Laguna Beach, but i live in Denver, Colo, USA
Posted:
I generally wear plain black pants or bluejeans and a shirt (usually clingy tshirts) i can move in. And my 10-hole Greasies, which i love. Wore some low platform sandals yesterday, but they're aren't too good to dance in. I like sleeveless or very short sleeves, but when it cools down i'll wear longsleeve tops as well. Most of my tops are cotton or rayon w/ a touch of spandex. Not having done any performance spinning, i don't have any costume outfits worked out, but i have enough snazzy clothes (mostly rayon) that i could manage something...
The upside and downside of my Playboy bunny-gone-to-seed build:
Downside- Topless spinning is not an option for me.
Upside: I can wear almost any plain tight monochrome outfit and it looks costumey.
Sometime here i'll have my sewing-goddess sister make me some bitchin' outfit from leather scraps.
I generally wear plain black pants or bluejeans and a shirt (usually clingy tshirts) i can move in. And my 10-hole Greasies, which i love. Wore some low platform sandals yesterday, but they're aren't too good to dance in. I like sleeveless or very short sleeves, but when it cools down i'll wear longsleeve tops as well. Most of my tops are cotton or rayon w/ a touch of spandex. Not having done any performance spinning, i don't have any costume outfits worked out, but i have enough snazzy clothes (mostly rayon) that i could manage something...
The upside and downside of my Playboy bunny-gone-to-seed build:
Downside- Topless spinning is not an option for me.
Upside: I can wear almost any plain tight monochrome outfit and it looks costumey.
Sometime here i'll have my sewing-goddess sister make me some bitchin' outfit from leather scraps.
We got the MikeZ in the house, woot!Glue the ham, hat baby!
Pooh-Bah
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx
Posted:
i do fire shows in a yellow leather pikachu outfit, with portable van der graff generator and a 3 foot flaming weenie. beat that, yo. if you don't get that, glad, you are.
i do fire shows in a yellow leather pikachu outfit, with portable van der graff generator and a 3 foot flaming weenie. beat that, yo. if you don't get that, glad, you are.
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Pooh-Bah
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx
Posted:
p.s. bendy, where did you find a piccy of every one of my ex-girlfriends? mreowr! shrooomy dooomy i've been pretty loony lately, too! weeheee! jam? don't lets be silly!
p.s. bendy, where did you find a piccy of every one of my ex-girlfriends? mreowr! shrooomy dooomy i've been pretty loony lately, too! weeheee! jam? don't lets be silly!
-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.
Pooh-Bah
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx
Posted:
p.s. bendy, where did you find a piccy of every one of my ex-girlfriends? mreowr! shrooomy dooomy i've been pretty loony lately, too! weeheee! jam? don't lets be silly!
p.s. bendy, where did you find a piccy of every one of my ex-girlfriends? mreowr! shrooomy dooomy i've been pretty loony lately, too! weeheee! jam? don't lets be silly!
-Such a price the gods exact for song: to become what we sing
-Seek freedom and become captive of your desires. Seek discipline and find your liberty.
-When the center of the storm does not move, you are in its path.
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Stream Entrant
2,829 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Stream Entrant
2,829 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
Hi Jade, leather sounds cool, but I dunno about rayon. I think the stuff catches fire fairly easily, and melts.
Another material that could be useful is the kevlar/cotton blend that they use in protective jeans for bikers.
Hi Jade, leather sounds cool, but I dunno about rayon. I think the stuff catches fire fairly easily, and melts.
Another material that could be useful is the kevlar/cotton blend that they use in protective jeans for bikers.
If we as members of the human race practice meditation, we can transcend our fear, despair, and forgetfulness. Meditation is not an escape. It is the courage to look at reality with mindfulness and concentration. Thich Nhat Hanh
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still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posted:
Um when we say leather are we talkin' light malleable flexible close fitting leather, or are we talkin' heavy armor class 3 night-elf leather?
I guess a mix of the two (say the lighter/flexible leather over joints, heavy armor over bits hit the most.) what would brian boytano do?
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Um when we say leather are we talkin' light malleable flexible close fitting leather, or are we talkin' heavy armor class 3 night-elf leather?
I guess a mix of the two (say the lighter/flexible leather over joints, heavy armor over bits hit the most.) what would brian boytano do?
Rockstar, you fans need joo!
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Pooh-Bah
2,364 posts
Location: austin,tx
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Location: austin,tx
Posted:
i got biomechanically engineered skin grafted kevlar/spider thread/pneumatic strength enhancing "leather" armor with light bending properties and retractible forearm chain (poi) handles and uberbrow flamethrower equipment in the tooshie area. urine and feces are processed in these catchpockets and circulated by foot pumps. then i drink it. YUMMY. needs a bit of high fructose corn syrup to make it go down. like everything else, apparently. old skool to the next level
i got biomechanically engineered skin grafted kevlar/spider thread/pneumatic strength enhancing "leather" armor with light bending properties and retractible forearm chain (poi) handles and uberbrow flamethrower equipment in the tooshie area. urine and feces are processed in these catchpockets and circulated by foot pumps. then i drink it. YUMMY. needs a bit of high fructose corn syrup to make it go down. like everything else, apparently. old skool to the next level
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