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ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

Bovril monkey

"why doesnt anyone realise that its NOT A FOETUS?"

(looking at a balloon dog that has a smaller puppie balloon inside..its a dog eat dog world was the desired effect )


Arsn
"you are NOT putting that in Flynt's box"

(when I showed him a present that we have bought for flynty, we have been collecting bits and bobs and putting them into a finding nemo post box to send to flynty)

"I wonder how high these go?"

Valura holding a pair of knee high socks.

" I have chocolate in the cavity of my mouth"

yip me again
redface ubblol ubblol ubblol

do you guys have any good ones? biggrin biggrin biggrin

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Talex and Brenn from yesterdays Picnic

"THAT WOULD BE AN ACUMENICAL MATTER!"

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Tali_greatsageequalofheavenmember
28 posts
Location: adelaide


Posted:
Ermm... I just found this thread.. memorable quotes.. R U ALL MAD??!! I distinctly remember at least 10 nipple related ones from CG alone!! We'll never stop laughing or leave the site!!
In fact I do believe that a certain Nelf and Mr Pineapple can back me up on this one - Our campground with a lot of WINE and Cows in the Morning????!!!!
wink

My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!


FoxInDocsSILVER Member
Pooh-Bah
1,848 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia


Posted:
:glomps tali: you need an intro thread miss!

"i am exotic, and must keep my arms down" - Rougie

"i don't understand what penises have to do with getting married" - Foxie


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Tali_greatsageequalofheaven


Ermm... I just found this thread.. memorable quotes.. R U ALL MAD??!! I distinctly remember at least 10 nipple related ones from CG alone!! We'll never stop laughing or leave the site!!
In fact I do believe that a certain Nelf and Mr Pineapple can back me up on this one - Our campground with a lot of WINE and Cows in the Morning????!!!!
wink



Cows in the morning!
Cows in the morning onetwothree!

Up and at them! Up and at them!
WITH A PICK!

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Flynt: "Jon, I dont want a disfigured bearded turkish bride!"

UCOF: "Yes you do! Everyones got one!"

Currently on the right side up of the world.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Brenn: Anyways, I'll let you get back to your fannery!

*Flynt bursts out laughing*

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Flynt and I were wandering around a market in Melbourne and we come across a stall selling bits and peices (cases and accessories) for IPODs and similar:

Chinese vendor: Hello there, which Hi-fi do you have?
Ucof: I dont have one, Im looking at the pretty packaging thanks.

smile

Tali_greatsageequalofheavenmember
28 posts
Location: adelaide


Posted:
I am a lonely cow, living a lonely life..
But some times i feel exploi-tED!
Ireland will never be free unTIL,
Iiii can marry my BROTHER!
lolsign

My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Tali_greatsageequalofheaven


I am a lonely cow, living a lonely life..
But some times i feel exploi-tED!
Ireland will never be free unTIL,
Iiii can marry my BROTHER!
lolsign




Aah, good ol Dylan Moran ad-lib songs! biggrin

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


StoutBRONZE Member
Pooh-Bah
1,872 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
"We're celebrities to lurkers"

NYC

In some thread in discussion last week.

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Gonna be really narcissistic and put a quote from me from and old thread from last year... God I do talk some crap...

Me: I agree, girls are much more aesthetically pleasing to the eye, there's more to them , and if you really think about it, penises are the ugliest things in the world...

It's just that my bodily urges thinks otherwise...

Brit Joe: Oh I dont think there ugly at all, I think there lovley, still I wouldnt have them on my wall paper. We shoyuld get a gay thread going couse someones gonna ruin our fun and tell us to stop useing the intro thread as chat.

Me: Don't get me wrong, they ARE nice when they are attached to someone you like. Not disembodied on a photo or running about the house stalking you with a pair of rusty scissors.

Gazzabee: Now there's a bizarre image... Have you thought about counselling Dave? I am sure there must be some crazy freudian analysis there!

Me: censored Freud!and his mother!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Me at Sunday spinning finger-threading doubles.

"Look at me! I'm Legolas!"

ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy


Tali_greatsageequalofheavenmember
28 posts
Location: adelaide


Posted:
YARG BOP, scurvy scurvy scurvy scurvy
DOOOARG! Swamp the decks with YARG BOP!!
- BrettStar and MIG singing PirateHanson...
mmm......

My brother is brettstar. He say's im a raging gaylord by logging in as me and creating a gay signature.. he fails to remember that Buddah says we are all one, therefore he is a f**K!!


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
hehe, i was wondering where this thread got to smile

and now that ive finaly found it, i cant find where i wrote down that quote of ezz's.

i know it had something to do with her boobs smile

hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Adya MiriyanaGOLD Member
*slou?
6,554 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
ubblol yarg bop..

Pete and me: "look! isolated pea! and we can even do anti-pea isolations!" ubblol

arsnHow do you change this thing???
1,903 posts
Location: Behind the couch...


Posted:
Arsn to Moon Pixie and Fade:- "And in the morning you can have bacon and eggs!"

Valura:- "But you'll have to beat off Ucof first..."

Everyone:- "... ... ... Hahahahahahaha"

I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.

"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men


pkBRONZE Member
Lambretta Fanatic
4,997 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
2 fantastic quotes that just made me laugh!
by OneWheelDave

[Quote]Oh... I do apologise that I've neglected to go through all the links I posted 3 years ago and update them as the original pages get moved [/Quote]

[Quote]incidently, for anyone readfing this post in 2009 please be aware that the link may no longer work[/Quote]

Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
ANOTHER one from the quote machine Jen/Ze Bubbles

[Quote] - I swear Tobi, since Poi in the Park I've been addicted to God!

(referring to the text info service)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol oh dear, sounds bad on txt!

i didnt realise god was so expencive till tobi told me!

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Well Jen. No tree grows in the shape of a Crucifixion scene, those ceilings won't paint themselves, and communion wine doesn't grow on trees...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
tongue

although i dont agree with the last statement wink

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sym: "rudolph the red nosed willy, on his sleigh, pulling his big sack"

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Sym:

"brazier, brazier.

Jo, say 'brazier'. It's really fun to say. Brazier"

Jo: "are you high?!"

Sym: "brazier."

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


YakumoSILVER Member
veteran
1,237 posts
Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol PK those OneWheelDave quotes were my fault... still no idea how a 3 year old thread had appeared at the top of my forum list like the newest... :-/

Blinded by Hyperlights, please donate generously grin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ubblol Sym's right! BRAZIER! it IS fun to say! ubbrollsmile

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol you're as mad as him!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
We're all mad here ubbloco

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


polaritySILVER Member
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm not. At least not at the moment.

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
BRAZIER ... I agree, it is fun to say. Another word that's fun to say is 'spatula' biggrin

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
(setting me, strugz and simon in bournemouth a short silence)

Simon: I just bought tickets for status quo

Me: dude that's not how you fill a silence

Simon: well I thought they were Dire straights and I could tout the tickets and make some money frown

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


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