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Login/Join to ParticipateHOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
We all have them.
Mine is:
"Pining for the fjooooOOOOOORDS??!?!?!?!"
What's yours?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
" We apologise, we have now sacked the people responsible for sacking the people doing the credits"
Llama's everywhere.....
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
my favorites from thse holy grail the bridge scene
"answer me these questions three, the other side ye shall see"
"now that you have brought us all the shrubbers you must now cut down the mightyest tree with.....a.......HERRING!!!!"
and "you stupid english ken-iggets, i fart in your general direction"
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
"If a sperm is waaaaasted,
God gets quite irate...."
ARGH!!! Get it out of my head!
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
spiny norman
314 posts
Location: Cincinnati,damn it, USA
i have the complete boxed set of all the flying circus episodes,its the one thing i would grab in case of a fire, okay, maybe my cat too.
"I would like a lisence for my pet halibut"
if you think that our kiss was all in the lips, come on you got it all wrong man, and if you think that our dance was all in the hips then, oh well, do the twist -The White Stripes
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Written by:My son has watched the holy grail.one day i took my son to my friends house. my freind has a large dog. my son was playing with the dog in the back room. after about ten minutes i hear my son yelling "help, help, i'm being repressed". I go to the room to find the dog trying to hump my son. needless to say i almost died laughing. my favorite line is "Exuse me mam? yes? May we have your liver?".
Mig: then there's the oppression of the government in action. "help, help, im being repressed!"
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
and now for something completely different.
theres always the last scene of the meaning of life, where the guy choses his own death
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
where do i start....i LOVE monty python....
'your mother was a hampster and your father smelt of...ELDERBERRIES!!'
BUT SOME CALL ME.....tim
THIS IS AN EX PARROT!!
'oh this is futile'
'please remove the luggage from the racks above tour heads and place it on the racks on the opposite side of the aircraft....exept for your hand luggage....which you should sit on!'
'ethel the aardvark goes quantity surveying'
'are you suggesting coconuts miagrate?!'
'its'
'spam'
'the salmon-mousse'
'arthur-twosheds-jackson'
'we used to dream of living in a coridor......it would have been a palace to us'
'say no MORE'
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Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
97 posts
Location: Tas, Aus
Bruce I:
All right! Now, the reason we do this, ladies and bruces, is frankly over here we find your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe!
Bruce III:
Making love in a canoe?
Bruce I:
It's [censored] close to water! Well now, we're going to try and raise the tone a little here by singing a nice intellectual song for for those two or three of you in the audience...
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not necessarily i could be arguing in my spare time!
The Salmon moose!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
the phliosopher song
the dik song
a waffer thin mint sir?
and the cherry orchad as proformed by the gumbies
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Another of my favourites;
'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
Brother Maynard (Eric Idle): Skip a bit, Brother...
Brother: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.
Brother Maynard: Amen.
King Arthur (Graham Chapman): Right.
663 posts
Location: Glasgow
"A lot of people in this country pooh-pooh Australian table wines..."
Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
"viscious gangs of keep left signs"
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"hells grannies"
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,666 posts
Location: Preston, United Kingdom
Excuse me are you peoples front of Judea?
F*ck off
Im sorry?
....where the Judeans peoples front!
......(then abit later under Pilots wifes chamber)
......
We should be uniteing to fight the common enemie!
THE PEOPLES FRONT OF JUDEA!!
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
biggus dickus, he has a wife you know....
incontienia, incontinea buttickus
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663 posts
Location: Glasgow
Rule 1; No Poofters!!!!
Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
rule number 6 there is NO rule number 6
rule number 7 No poofters
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643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
For tonight, it's the meaning of Life!
Chucks nuns
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water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia
whenever life gets you down mrs brown,
and things seem hard or tough,
when your people are stupid, obnoxious or daft,
and you feel like you've had quite enooooouuugggghhhhh!
just remember that your standing on a planet thats evolving, and revolving at 900mph etc...
some things in life are bad,
they can really make you mad,
other things just make you swear and curse,
when you chewing on lifes gristle,
dont grumble, give a whistle,
and this'l make things turn out for the best..
always look on the bright side of life....
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
663 posts
Location: Glasgow
Always look on the bright side of death,
Just before you draw your terminal breath
Have faith in what you can do and respect for what you can't
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.
And don't forget to exit with a bow,
AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand alwayslook on the bri-
Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
the bring out ya dead scene if my favorite!!!!!
too early in the morning for me to transcrip but you know what i mead (curls up under duvet)
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom
"STAMPEDE towards the clitoris."
You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.
Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.
7 posts
Location: Brisbane
it is merely a flesh wound!
and the monks with their boards....
eeayasu domina - dona eyis requiem...... doof
TherapY
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
how on earth have i missed this thread!?!?!!
*chortle* i was president of the monty python club (called the ministry of lunacy) at my uni!! here's some of my faves...
he's not the messiah! he's a very naughty boy!
big sharp pointy teeth!
i wave my privates at your aunties! i blow my nose in your general direction! (said with an outrageous french accent, of course!)
i'll be back later with more...muhahhaaa!!
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
500 posts
Location: Lower Shaw Farm
my favourite is
- "we're all individuals!"
- "I'm not!"
and yeah, how the hell did this thread pass me by for so long . . .
ooh ooh! another one, (sorry if these have been said, im knackered so dnt have energy to read whole thread):
"what is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?"
- "An African or European swallow?"
"I don't know - aaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!"
Jake the Juggler
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)
'im brian and my wife is to!!'
'and now for something completely different'
'the only reason it had been sitting on its perch in the first place...was........that it had been nailed there....!!'
'NI!!'
'but im not dead!!'
'your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries!!'
'as early as the late 14th century, or indeed as late as the early 14th centruy'
'not necesarily, i could be arguing in my spare time!!'
'aliens turning humans into scottsmen'
'THE SALMON-MOUSSE!!....................but i didnt even eat the mousse'
'and pray that theres intelligant life some where out in space coz theres bugger all down here on earth'
'arthur-two-sheds-jackson'
'what a sensless waste of human life'
'ethel the aardvark goes quantity surveying'
and thats just to mention a few!!
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa
The ones that get me laughing:
"We are the knights who say NIII! And we demand.... a SHRUBERY"
The holy hand grenade speech is brilliant!
"Alright, we'll call it a draw"
" The holy grail can be found at the castle... aaaargggghhhhh" (reading the writing on the stone wall after the battle with the rabbit)
Son: " But father, I want the girl I'm going to marry, to have, to have a certain... something"
King: "No, youre not going to break into song while I'm here"
I like the Quest for the holy grail, own it on DVD
It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others
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*Owner of Brenn*
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
you can't call your self king just because some watery bint threw a sword at you.... thats no basis for a stable government...
I'm being repressed..... did you see him repressing me...
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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