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Login/Join to ParticipateKebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines
Just ask some "Is it true?" questions if you have one in your mind that's been bothering you.
I was just wondering if somebody has already tried it. Is it true that if you fart (has the natural gas methane) directly on a fire that it would create like a small fireball or something? Like a smaller version of fire breathing but cancer free and hazard free?
Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Yes, it is true.
Not recommended however, as most of us have heard the story of the two men, the cardboard tube, the gerbil and the cry of "Armageddeon".
Funky Blessings Daily
215 posts
Location: USA
I have personally witnessed my cousin "lighting a fart."
I believe the "Man Show" even did a bit with it called the "fart pilot light" in one of their man invention segments in which one of the hosts used the pilot light to cause some flatulent flame.
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand
Is it true that when cows fall asleep, that they do so standing up? And is it ACTUALLY possible to tip them over? C'mon all you cowtippers, give us the d/l..!
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Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines
Cows sleep laying down, I think in prone position (on their abdomen). But they take a nap standing up though so that they would be aware of their surroundings. Hehehe! Horses are the one who sleeps standing up! They only lie down when ill. But be careful to tip them over, if you get them in a bad mood, you get yourself kicked in the nuts! Hehehehe!
Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)
Is it true that if I walk for long enough I'll find myself????
Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!
Geek
1,261 posts
Location: Manchester, UK
Lighting farts can be dangerous!
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines
Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!
Yell and scream all you like
53 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia
sif cows sleep laying down... your've got t the wrong way round. on a hot day they may laydown for a quick nap but it is more of a rest with their eyes closed. cows do infact sleep standing and it iis very fun to go cow tipping. though contrary to some peoples belief they can stand up again...
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines
Is it true that if you go to bed early will make you healthy, wealthy and wise?
Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines
And oh by the way, I just light up my fart last night after eating chili with lots of beans. My first time to see one go off! WOOOHOOOW!
Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom
early to bed and early to rise...
Resisting temptation to copy and paste, if you wake earlier, you see more of the day, therefore more sunshine, which raises melatonin and serotonin levels in the brain (proved, ask Doc), also, you can be more productive, and therefore, healthier, wealthier and wiser (mind you im not too sure about the brain chemistry thing, some help required
)Is it true that it is dangerous to wake a sleepwalker?
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life's a garden, dig it
115 posts
Location: Tennesse, U.S.A.
Only if they are having a really good dream, hehe.
is it true that elephants never forget...............TO KILL!
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nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)
No?
I've been within about a foot of a wild african bull elephant, and I'm not dead. Mind you, my Dad did know someone who was killed by one..
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Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
i thought in Africa elephants like come up to yer door and knock, pretending to be a visitor, then when you open the door they tusk you....
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Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Nope. All hippo propaganda I tells you....
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
Hmmm why can't the pacaderms just get along?
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Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Are hippopotomai pachyderms?
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
Elusive and Bearded
3,597 posts
Location: Scottsdale, AZ, USA
Of course....is that how you spell it?
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Funky Blessings Daily
215 posts
Location: USA
Kebab Embalmer
316 posts
Location: Tulsa, Oklahoma, Philippines
Is it true that elephants are afraid of rats/rodents?
Tam tam tam cheketitamtam, ketumpantam, ketumpan kete kete kete, tam tam tam ketumpanketey!
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
No.. but they are scared of Barbara Streisand.
Rampant whirler.
2,418 posts
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!
Name a creature that isn't.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Penguins.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
yeah but Penguiins are hard as nails dude especially straight out of the fridge nothing scares them.
Why do shops put up braille signs where the blind can't see them?
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Shops put up braille signs where non-blind people can't see them too.
Its all about equality in this day and age.
Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
4,061 posts
Location: South Africa
Originally Posted By: PojeOf course....is that how you spell it?
No, actually. It is Hippopotomoi.
UCOF: So who is the most equal then?
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Everyone.
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)
But none of the twos?
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mischeivious pixie
291 posts
Location: Sydney, Australia
Originally Posted By: johndhaiveHehehe! Horses are the one who sleeps standing up! They only lie down when ill.
sorry to be a geek, but horses do sleep laying down, but only when they feel safe - if you walk up to one laying down they will normally get straight back up again.
is it true that elephants are scared of mice?
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"I'm sweet and wholesome with a little bit of filth thrown in"
What would you do if you knew you could not fail?
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Only those with Knives
If a Mute swears would his mum wash is hands out with soap?
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
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