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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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The Tea Fairy
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

The Tea Fairy

old hand
Location: Behind you...

Total posts: 853
Posted:ubblol

Yeah, if I was single I might be up for it, but I'm not! He sounds like a really nice guy though, from what I've seen on HoP!

Strugz: hug


Idolized by Aurinoko

Take me disappearing through the smoke rings of my mind....

Bob Dylan

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:umm confused smile biggrin ubblol ubbloco

ubbrollsmile ubbrollsmile

weavesmiley weavesmiley weavesmiley weavesmiley

Never had you pegged as Cilla Black Meg... ubblol You should get your own show *methinks a Stint on Renegade at PLAY is in order...*


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free..., United Kingd...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:I've got long hair for another 24 hours... I could fool him but he knows where I live ubblol
(He's gonna LOVE this thread meg ubblol )


A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Strugz, fancy a bit of a 3way? wink you know where we're at baby!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted:This thread has the FULL approval of strugz. (No really! It does!)

Strugz needs a girl! Don't think that you have to be a well known hopper to pm him! You don't! Lurkers are nice people too.

You do need to be over the age of 17 thou.


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Gnor
BRONZE Member since Mar 2003

Gnor

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Perth, Australia

Total posts: 5814
Posted:and under 50 perhaps.

Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?

Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu

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-sandy-
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

-sandy-

old hand
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom

Total posts: 716
Posted:can anyone jump on this bandwagon? ive been single for far too long too. Any offers?

"Don't do it naked!"

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdo...

Total posts: 4525
Posted:what is it with you lot? sandy and strugz you are both hunks! I cant believe you are single!! you're both far too attractive and lovely to still be on the shelf.

Come on ladies, get yourselves some lovely staffing hunks, while they're hot! biggrin


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Seeing as I'm *STRAIGHT* and haven't had a girlfriend since I was 16 (11 years ago) I offer myself up for any ladies to do with me as they please... rolleyes

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 3044
Posted:is this turning into another HoP male auction thread? ubblol

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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steaks
SILVER Member since Dec 2005

steaks

former manc tour guide
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1909
Posted:Tut! Tut! Tut! David, I thought you better than this ubblol

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:hey guys - get out of my thread, your not welcome here wink

mcp = priceless ubblol

ubblol

ohhh - ive got mail ..............

ubbangel


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:ubbangel

I'm sure I'm skinny enough to pass myself off as some Thai Hippy Chick tongue

Saki Saki?


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted: Written by: strugz


ohhh - ive got mail ..............




I'm totally the Hop PIMP now!

woooooooo!

ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:ubblol

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Saki Saki?



Don't you mean: "Sucki Sucki?"

ubbangel


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:No... I was offering Japanese Rice Wine...



This is a PG Board you know Dame Ekydrebu.... ubbangel wink


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:you mean ekydrebu? wink

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:That's what I said! Except with a captial E tongue

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Yakumo
SILVER Member since May 2006

Yakumo

veteran
Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1237
Posted:He *is* lovely, and totally deserves someone to match

Blinded by Hyperlights, please donate generously grin

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:shucks redface

thanks man biggrin


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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87wt2gxq7

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Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Yakumo


He *is* lovely, and totally deserves someone to match



careful there, you could be scuppering his chances by telling all the ladies he's a Nice Guy!

wink


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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:Remember... girls flirt with the bad boys but take the good ones home!

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Skulduggery
GOLD Member since Aug 2004

Skulduggery

Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
Location: Wales

Total posts: 8428
Posted:Pfffft! Strugz is a slut puppy and deserves spanking with a rolled up newspaper!

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!

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Pigeon_Wigeon
BRONZE Member since Dec 2004

Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth, United King...

Total posts: 4760
Posted:That I'd like to see...you doing the spanking Skully?

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted: Written by: Skulduggery


Pfffft! Strugz is a slut puppy and deserves spanking with a rolled up newspaper!



hahaha... now it is getting more interesting wink


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:when skully smile

when........... !

can Ucof watch wink

ubblol


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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mcp
PLATINUM Member since May 2003

mcp

Flying Water Muppet
Location: Edin-borrow., United Kingdom

Total posts: 5276
Posted: Written by: Skulduggery


Pfffft! Strugz is a slut puppy and deserves spanking with a rolled up newspaper!



and for the price of a date, a lucky girl can live out that fantasy! wink


"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.

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strugz
BRONZE Member since Mar 2002

strugz

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Southampton - Possibly..., Uni...

Total posts: 3964
Posted:i would just like to add that MCP is serious ubblol

i know usually she talks bollox, but this thread holds "some" truth wink

ubbangel


"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."

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Durbs
BRONZE Member since Sep 2001

Durbs

Classically British
Location: Epsom, Surrey, England

Total posts: 5688
Posted:As a close friend of Strugz, I feel I should put up a fair, honest bio of him, to help all potential lady-friends decide if he is the right kind of guy for them.


Strugz
Full Name: Marcus Roosevelt Bartholamew Struggers
Age: Less than 50, more than 48
Sex: Not enough, obviously
Height: Slouches up to around 4'3", bigger when fully erect ubbangel
Weight: 1.3 tonnes, but this is due to having the best part of a trans-atlantic cargo ship in his back in the form of uranium rods.
Language: Grunts and moaning of an apish nature. Swears well in English

Likes: Staffs. Fire. Fire-staffs. Staffs of fire. Weed. Chicken
Dis-likes: Badgers (but won't admit why). Me (now...)

Ideal lady: Hey, beggers can't be choosers.
Ideal man: Keith (cos he looks like a lady in most light


Burner of Toast
Spinner of poi
Slacker of enormous magnitude

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