Written by: packaging
ATTENTION!: Needles have sharp points. Keep this packaging for futre reference.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees
Written by: TheBovrilMonkeyWritten by: UraniumChipOxidationFacility
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: Contains nuts."Written by: TheBovrilMonkey
Yeah, I always like that one too.
It's pretty handy for those with nut allergies, or for people (like myself) who just like the opportunity to point out that, in all likelihood, a bag of peanuts will contain no traces of nuts whatsoever, as peanuts aren't nuts
Woohoo, another opportunity for the peanuts != nuts comment
Let's relight this forum
Written by: UCOF
'On a Swann frozen dinner:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."'
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
The Salmon moose!
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)
Owner of Dragosani's left half
Written by: Raro
if someone were to sue me i think i would try to sue them back for lacking common sense.
Approx. 5 years ago a wildlife park took in and looked after a wounded rabbit, a 7 year old boy came along and stuck his fingers into the rabbits cage to pat it and as a result he was bitten by the bunny, the boy cried for about 5 mins and then was fine, but his parents sued to wildlife park for the incident and that wilf life park is now closed down.
how selfish would you have to be to sue someone else for your own sons mistake. and make everyone (and many animals) suffer because of it.
i hate stupid, greedy people like that
Chief adviser to the Pharaoh, in one very snazzy mutli-coloured coat
'Time goes by so slowly for those who wait...' - Whatever Happend To Baby Madonna?
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley