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Kurobeimember
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru


Posted:
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.

[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]

whats up with all the limitations?


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I gots me a Jo_Rhymes!!!!!!!
bounce bounce

*glitter spills everywhere*

*ponces on Jo and wraps her up in uber hug while grinning wildly*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
biggrin biggrin biggrin Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!! biggrin:D:D

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Just_Another_Clownold hand
965 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Is there no one up for auction at the moment.....:(

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


ickleMattenthusiast
242 posts
Location: L.O.N.D.O.N.


Posted:
IckleMatt (in character) walks by wearing a turban, trailing a camel and spitting tabacco.

1,000 camels!

(sees that she is blonde)

2,000 camels!

(hears a rumour that she can cook a great goat curry)

3,000 camels!

(is told that she is a feminist)

4,000 camels!

(after speaking to hear and realising what feminism is)

So, I have this donkey, interested?

faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
hehe

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
right this is where females who want to be bought go!!

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


TabtI Doubt, Therefore I Might Be
1,007 posts
Location: Horsham


Posted:
where do ladyboys go?

Owner of Dragosani's right side.


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ummm I dunno, ask Doug were he went wink

DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
erm i dont know well do you boobs? then here would be for you ..

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
*wrapped up in shiny paper with ribbons on*
Hmmmm.....I've always wanted to sell my soul....and I have a magic wand. DA will testify to my powers. wink

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
does this mean we're bidding on souls only? devil

how much more to include the body? umm wink

PS: chelly I trust your picture, no DA needed wink

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ubblol Body at no extra charge.

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
ubblol so it comes with it? (one has to verify terms and conditions of the auction before bidding...) Excuse me I'm new to this thread... is this some kind of HoPeBay? Except for the deadlines?

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Thats pretty much the score Tom.

Women offer themselves for ownership via auction. People post bids until the person for ownership see's one she likes then accepts the bid & is then owned by the person with the winning bid.

There is another thread for the auctioneering of male members wink

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Lost my marbles. Has anyone found them? Everything else was used to bid with so I figured maybe that's where they went.

ubbloco

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Um...is this one of yours? I was sitting on it, sorry....

Non-Https Image Link

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
*hypnotized*

Ooooh, pretty, shiny marble.

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Wow, you're from Scotland?

I'd love to see Scotland. I'm predominately Scottish myself.
My ancestor was Col. John Crawford (or Capt. I forget which right now.) Google him and check it out. Quite interesting I must say.

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Coool! Yup, mostly Scottish, with some Irish and a little French thrown in (just the name though!) It's pretty here, you should come and play! I can make you shortbread and tattie scones! biggrin hug

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
is there anyone up for auction here?!
ubbrollsmile

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Um, me. I come with some sparkly paper, ribbons and a magic wand..... biggrin

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
no shortbread and scones?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Oh yes, I can make them.....isn't this auction going backwards here? Shall I tell you what's on offer?

Name: Chellybean
Age: Undecided
Eyes: Blue
Height: Um, 5 ft 10 (if you stand next to me)
Skills: Baking, magic, and talking nonsense.

Oh yes, and I come with magic wand, sparkly paper and ribbons... wink

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
 Written by: chellybean


.....isn't this auction going backwards here?



pffft, always those rules. I'd prefer to ignore them. Maybe I should start a revolution? Wanna join me and bring some scones?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
that sounds exellent smile
i just love talking nonsense.
I bid for you:

-2gerbiles
-5 nearly empty deodorantsticks
-Quentin (my fluffy stuffed pig)
-27empty batteries that you can throw at anyone who`s being mean at you
-playing cards (as many decks as you require)
-2belts

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
Oops - you guys are faster than at eBay... wink Before putting myself into the male section of this, I certainly bid for chellybean... and I am starting with:

- a full day auyurvedic/ thai massage full body treatment
- at a local sauna and steam bath (winter is coming)
- 2 firesticks (unfinished at this point)
- a 4ft indonesian mask, carved from coconut, partly painted gold
- 1 kg of silver jewelry
- 1 big carton of fancy cloth for costumes
- 1 Djembe
- 1 Delruba (Indian instrument)
- 1 Daf (Arabic drum)
- 1 page of beautiful butterfly stickers

Whoooops there goes the clock - be back soon smile

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
oh, sauna is an finnish invention biggrin we all have saunas here, so where ever you go, you have acces to sauna wink

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: Aurinko


 Written by: chellybean


.....isn't this auction going backwards here?



pffft, always those rules. I'd prefer to ignore them. Maybe I should start a revolution? Wanna join me and bring some scones?


Hell yeah! biggrin And on that note, I also have *ahem* dyed *ahem* red hair....

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
oooo! red hair smile i once had red hair.. that wasn`t as cool as i had imagined biggrin

anyways, how does this magic of yours work? can you do anything you want to, because if you can your baking skill is not that useful umm

i`ll add some items to my list:

before:
-2gerbiles
-5 nearly empty deodorantsticks
-Quentin (my fluffy stuffed pig)
-27empty batteries that you can throw at anyone who`s being mean at you
-playing cards (as many decks as you require)
-2belts

and the new items:

- while FireTom offers you old, painted and carved coconuts, i`ll offer you fresh coconuts straight from the coconut tree which you`ll also get if you choose me as your owner
- 4 compliments (and more if you`ve earned them biggrin )
and
- a cobra made of glass

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


ChellySILVER Member
Niraffe
884 posts
Location: Up north, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
My magic wand can do many things, but it can't cook, bake or make cocktails without my help. Which is unfortunate, but I suppose I should be more pro-active. ubblol

Um.....and I'm not sure how much of a plus point this is, but I also have a Scottish accent. wink

"Lots of beeping. And shaking and tinfoil." Chelly

"Are you sure it's a genuine test and not a robot heroin addict?" Cantus

---set free by the rather lovely FireTom---
--(right arm owned by Fyre)--


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