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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Ok....not much, but,
A small chinese man by the name of Unkahl is up for auction.... he is scary and only knows his own name and "harrow!!!!!" in passable english. due to this I am acting as his agent. He has High comedic value and may choose not to sell himself but would like to know his value before he dissapears into the black market....(beware...has been known to stop spinners breathing due to laughter) wink
This is a 1 week auction or until he rears his little wizened face to complete a sale as is often not on-line:
Bids to start????

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


ber sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
I could do with some work with on them.

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Tell me Uber Seal, do you do poi?
I might be interested in bidding for you myself then.

wink

ber sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
I only do it, if you can prove that I have done it.

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
I have proof he does poi! Even if Mr Uber Seal refuses to belief it himself.

tongue

ucof - i'll send you the proof and then you can start bidding for the oh-so-ultra-talented Martin.

biggrin

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


ber sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
last time you sent me a pic of me doing poi, it was not even of me confused

and infact there were only 3 people in the pic and they were all sat down confused confused

confused no one at all doing poi. confused confused



e-mail sent back to you to prove it



so there. ubblol

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol ubblol

oooooops.

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


ber sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
noooooooooooo.

you got it at last.

ok ok

yes under the right infulance I do poi.

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


Helz BellzSILVER Member
lovin' it...
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol!, United Kingdom


Posted:
Hoozah! Finally he admits it!!

hug

Live well, love much, laugh often...

Official O.B.E.S.E. cheerleader


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
Its alright...

I dont want him anyway.
I was just a cunning rouse to get him to finally admit it biggrin

MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
your cruel UCoF ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


ber sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
well prehaps I did not want to come to yours anyway.

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
But you know you do though.
You know it.
You do.

tongue

blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
MYNCI! How could you??!! He is priceless. You cannot sell the small chinese man!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
He scares me.... what does he do when I'm asleep.... someone take him. PLEASE.....







Harrow!!!!!



see .....Scary

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol

Ok, I'll trade you 2 of the crazy b**ches in my head for the little chinese man in you, as well as, uh, a paperclip, and uh...birmingham. biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
For the uber seal I would like to bid

something fluffy you can play with
18 red candles
a long sharp shiny thing
a pool filled with your fave drink
freedom from judgement
an audience with the person of your choice
a really long cloak with a hood (black)
13 palm trees
and some grapes

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
no fear blu... your just trying to get rid of birmingham....and I know where it's been urgh!!! & I didn't meet the crazy head women.... what are they like???

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
oh, yes, i forgot you wernt there for that...ask Screech about the crazy ladies in my head (that aint no lady lol).

Anyone else up for auction?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


ber sealThe Official London juggling über spy. shh! dont tell any one
419 posts
Location: the world (London)


Posted:
Written by: UglyCowsOfFrance



But you know you do though.

You know it.

You do.



tongue






I cant do it.

you know as well as I do that if I ended up at yours then I would never leave.



please someone get me away from this mad man!



I'll add in fre lessons for what ever you want wink

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
no-one has been sold for a while

i'm game

i'm a 24 year old confused half-punk/half-hippy spins staff and poi but has an unhealthy attraction to fire

can cook and clean

study reflexology

and easily convinced that anything is a good idea.

any interested bidders

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
*continues non-gay pouting*



won't sell yerself to me eh....



I bid...erm *has a cunning plan!*



*Laughs maniacly*



How do you like that bid? interested?

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SebPenguin of Mass Destruction and Tricky Bugger to the court of Claire the Askew
643 posts
Location: Check behind you.


Posted:
I'll start off with a new black hat. It's puffy and peaked and a gatsby. I'm punkly and gothy as well as hippyish and with personality extras that aren't covered by these too. smile

Edit: Oh sod, Mynci started first. Oh well, tis a bid race!
EDITED_BY: Seb (1127954042)

Chucks nuns
Property of mynci and blu_valley, and proud of it.


screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
Written by: Mynci


*continues non-gay pouting*

won't sell yerself to me eh....

I bid...erm *has a cunning plan!*

*Laughs maniacly*

How do you like that bid? interested?




if thats what you asked me about last night tempted, very very tempted but i'll have to think that one over a lot and had you not better ask before you bid that

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Of course I'll ask...I'm dumb not stupid ubblol

Was by way of a tester bid, to see how adamant you were.

I also bid...
a cherry bakewell

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhh

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
I bid for screech,a lucky dip in the happy bag and a repeat of the last time it was dipped into,13 drunken sailors,and uh,many many pink things (yuk) wink

And Mynci may not bid me!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
no matter...I have cunning plans maniacal ubblol

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
I have heard of these plans,and believe they shall serve you well.

*cackle,cough,splutter*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


screechcircling on the edge of madness
889 posts
Location: away with the faeries


Posted:
Written by: blu_valley


I bid for screech,a lucky dip in the happy bag and a repeat of the last time it was dipped into,





mmmmmmmmm *slips into a daydream*

naughty blu but very nice wink

finland finland finland
the country where i want to be
pony trekking or camping
or just watching tv


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