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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
so, the basic idea is to politely insult (i.e. no personally tailored insults, no vulgarity (other than the kind allowed in chilren's books), no racial/ethnic/sexual/disability slurs) previous the poster, in light of his question, then post your own... that way, everyone gets to vent a bit, and help others vent...

!!DO NOT POST HERE IF YOU AREN'T PREPARED FOR A GOOD NATURED INSULT!!

I'll start it off, but remember to be creative...

what does purple smell like?

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
you armpits



whats the time

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA


Posted:
I do not find your question worthy of response, and furthermore, i fart in your general direction, you ninny.

what is the average airspeed velocity of a fuly laden swallow?

Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.


SymBRONZE Member
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom


Posted:
Don't just post python quotations.

What the point of this thread anyway?

There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
to annoy you, you "geek" you! (not a real insult...just its in your title)

Why do donkeys eat a cold meat lunch on a sunday?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,696 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
cause it reminds them of your toejam

why isn't majestik the best name ever?

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


SymBRONZE Member
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom


Posted:
Because it's the bigest misnomer since "Microsoft Works"

Sym on the otherhand, thats a good name, right?

There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
no, it sucks like a vacuum cleaner

does my bum look big in this?

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
it looks enormous pete, you fat ass...go eat some lard.

do i look runty in this?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
like the runt of all runts

how can i fly?

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


loki.c1687SILVER Member
addict
546 posts
Location: Leeds, United Kingdom


Posted:
its not ur pant that are the problem if you get me....

if a train sets off at 10am from london traveling at 65mph.while another leaves nyc at 11am traveling at 82mph, when will the drivers get paid?

mike.c

Rules and responsibities:
These are the ties that bind us.
We do what we do,because of who we are.
If we did otherwise,we would not be ourselves.
I will do what i have to do
And i will do what i must..


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
when you are assassinated by a sheep, you rodent

so...do you come here often?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



SymBRONZE Member
Geek-enviro-hippy priest
1,858 posts
Location: Diss, Norfolk, United Kingdom


Posted:
I did before you turned up nana

Whens lunch?

There's too many home fires burning and not enough trees


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
when you stuff your mouth with an aplle and sit on the table

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
whers your question you imbecile?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
make up an answer next time, idiot

why is FRD so very rabid?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
because you bit me, frothy chops...

Why are hiccoughs spelt funny?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Sakura_MoonHop's Kitten Jester.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
cos they hate your smelly self, stench boy.....*eeew what smells like wet dog?* i do believe its FRD!

why do dogs smell bad?

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.



MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Because they're trying to live up to your example.

Why does time fly?

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
because its not going to hang around near something so vile as you

whats the point in safety tags?

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JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
only stupid heads don't know that

how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
as many as are needed you foolish piece of flesh

should i get a magic wand?

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
what are you, an idiot child?

My question still satnds, you morons biggrin

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
to slowwly drive you mad what else is this world for you urinal faced beast?

are my insults too harse? ^_^

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
harse? Would you mean harsh, you slimey, snot nosed cretin?



Where the hell did you learn to spell, fridge face ubbrollsmile
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The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
he learned to spell in the sewer with you!

do you like to dance?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
not with people like you, foul creature of the night

Why are cats idiots?

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
only with humans - unlike you foul pus filled streak of ditch water

why do people love fcuk so much?

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Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
because they are dirty chavs... rather like you tongue

What, are you incapable of reading as well as spelling? nana

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
because he was too buisey beating the snot out of you, you little 8-year-old girl!

what does the 'scroll lock' button do?

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


linden rathenGOLD Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK


Posted:
no - you just happen to be sad and sitting waiting for a post to reply to - you lonely hearts columnist

are you incapable of orginality?

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