Forums > Social Chat > The I need to be tucked into bed thread
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Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Because of the time difference between Australia and England, i dont get to talk to many of you. So i got to bed at night wondering what you're doing and generally missing all the happy HoPpers.
I NEED A TUCK IN! When i come online tomorrow it would be really cool to find out how mnay HoPpers tucked me into bed tonight.
So, please do tuck away and i will return the favour somehow sometime.
Goodnight and sweet dreams beautiful HoPpers. Night Night, dont let the firnedly raccoon bite!
*Drifts into peaceful sleep, accentuated by the occasional snuffly noise*
EDITED_BY: Sakura_moon (1110091535)
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cloth...leather rubs to much
*whispers*I was going to chain her down so she couldn't escape this time
*sly wink*
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Yes, yes, we're sure you had only the purest of intentions.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Location: london
leather chaifs alot less tho.... i recomend bondage tape tho
10,530 posts
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whoa whoa whoa. Italics! That can't be good. I am innocent. Pure and angelic. Nothing can corrupt this cute lil' puppy... maybe the sly wink gave it away.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
I swear, this started out innocent and now theres bondage tape?!
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whoa whoah! I dont like it any more than u do! This is al lightnings doing. Bet he did itdeliberatley as well, to dis my highly established rep.
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I'm sorry... I'm sure the clanking of chains had nothing to do with it. glaring at FRD
Saaaay...FRD...how old are you?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Hes 15.
BRAWL!!!!!!!
*jumps out of bed and boffs Lliigghhttnniinngg over the head with her stuffed poalr bear. Runs past FRD and hits him too, jumps on Brodiemans back and begs him to hold her up for defence - offers him a roll of bondage tape and a sakura kiss (a sakura kiss isnt *really* a kiss as such, its a big bite on the neck, that apparently sends shivers up your spine. Its not kinky in any way unless i want it to be...and then its only for Ren)*
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
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HOP Mad Doctor
13,925 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Ok...NOW you've done it.
*hurls a large koosh ball at Sakura, landing it squarely on her right ear*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
*Squeals and hugs brodieman - I'll koosh you! Throws koosh back, bouncing it off lightnings head. Turns on Slipknot to try an annoy then promptly throws her Mashimaro rabbit toy and sprays him with girly body spray*
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Self-Flagellation Expert
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Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*Ducks random kooshes, girly body sprays and Mashimaro rabbit toys. Stands up, wraps Sakura in gladwrap, and puts her on the bed.*
There we go, nice and safe. cant have you rolling over and falling out of bed, can we?
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
*wanders up to the tightly wrapped Sakura and starts tickling her ears with a feather*
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*Shakes head - you a**hole MiG! Feels a little defenceless then spies her katana. Leaps onto it in all faith and just like in samurai movies she is cut loose. Suddenly appears in sakura outfit (the loligoth one to impress goth frogette) and tries to bat her eyelashes out of this one*
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
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Self-Flagellation Expert
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*starts to get a little worried. Debates with self on option of cowering in corner*
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
*Thats right! Feel my wrath! Does little betty boop motion and prances off in 7 inch heels to Ren...maybe he'll help me....finding it hard to walk on heels...*
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
Rite, i'm bored, where is everyone? I'm about to go to bed....
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
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we need to settle this one. I was not bring in the cahins 4 any kinky purposes.
*hits sakura with really ripe water melon*
Sweet dreams!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
*oh $*#@ you! A ripe watermelon? Grabs watermelon, cuts in half and scoops out contents, mushing it all over FRD's head. Gets into bed, grumpy-like*
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
39 posts
Location: Victoria
........rrrriiiigggghhhh t
Stop attacking my girlfriend! There will be much large stick induced wrath!
*tucks sakura in NICELY WITHOUT BONDAGE, and sings her to sleep*
*Then stands gaurd with large stick*
"When a man lies he murders some part of the world
These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives
All this i cannot bear to witness any longer
Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home"
- Cliff Burton: "To Live Is To Die" -
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this sucks. Lightning has soiled my reputation and converted me into a pervert (by reputation only) The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
journeyman
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Location: plymouth sumtimes in northampton, United Kingdom
oh dear the cheese has hit the roof
if it doesent burn try harder
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
*Wakes up to a room filled with goopy watermelona nd confetti....moan...goes back to sleep*
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
*innoncent voice* Man, u must have had sum party
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
*hires maid to clean up terrible mess, Sits down the following on bean bags: Brodieman, Lliigghhttnniinngg, Fine Rabid Dog and MiG. Gives them a lacture while still in her pyjamas (the polar bear shaped ones with ears on the hood! and playboy shorts - Ren lieks em i think)
"Bondage tape? Koosh ball? @#*^ you all! I'm innocent and you come in here and pervert me when i just want a tuck in? I dont mind it...but its the principle of the thing. NO MORE WATERMELLONS! Now i ahve to think of some kind of punishment*
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
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*expects punishment patiently*
*wails* this isnt fair! Lectuer Lightning on pervets and bondage! He's the one who planted it in our heads in the first place. and I'm innocent to... well i was (or I thought I was) before I joined HoP.
*Thinks 4 a while* I've got a punishment... maybe u shud spank us
N.B The previous suggestment was purely a joke. F_R_D dpes not condone spanking, nor does he participate in the activity himself.
EDITED_BY: Fine_Rabid_Dog (1110317132)
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
*Spanking? its almsot crazy enough to work. Shows them the blunt side of her sword in a threatening way*
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
whoah. did u not see the N.B! Joke? No? Oh well, we're in for a spanking
*thinks of a way to smooth things over* Do u need a tucking in? I could read u a story. Hmmm?
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
*Evil smile...but deep inside she's torn between taking the blunt side of a sword to Llliigghhttnniinngg and MiG or being tucked in*
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...
*Pretends to be conscience* U want to be tuuuuuuckkkkkeeeddddd innnnnnn! Tucked in
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
1,803 posts
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Australia
*Whacks lliigghhttnniinngg and MiG with the blunt side of her sword, leaves Brodieman as his punishment because she knows he would liek it too much. Gets into bed and glares at FRD*
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I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...
Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.
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