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CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

a) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

b) The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

c) The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

d) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

e) The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages
and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you!

Pele
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"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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Speaking English is apparently what kills you!

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Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!!