Posted: OK, I'm at work now so I'm blocked from searching for the word Penis.
I need instructions on how to make one out of a balloon.
I would post this under 'help' or 'other toys' but that would prevent the entire popluation of HoP from making fun of me and I don't want to take away that opportunity.
If, in the midst of teasing, someone could post the link to a site that contains instructions (there HAS to be one!) OR could explain in words, I'd be your best freind.
Let the teasing begin.
Well, shall we go? Yes, let's go. [They do not move.]
DurbsBRONZE Member Classically British 5,689 posts Location: Epsom, Surrey, England
Posted: In your case...
Take small balloon Don't inflate Done...
Burner of Toast Spinner of poi Slacker of enormous magnitude
MikeGinnyGOLD Member HOP Mad Doctor 13,925 posts Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
Posted: SOOO many smart-arse comments I could make...
So little time...
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
DomBRONZE Member Carpal \'Tunnel 3,009 posts Location: Bristol, UK
Posted: cut or uncut?
A simple way: inflate a balloon about 18 inches, depending upon how big you want it. If you inflate all of it you can make a hat out of it. Tie the knot a bit further down then you usually would so the end is a bit longer and floppier than usual. This is the tip. Make 2 ball bubble ear twists at the base (obviously). Now the fun bit - you can rip a tear in the excess where you've tied off (but don't tear it all off) and pull the end of this bit back over the balloon.
I really don't believe I just wrote that! Every other word in that is a pun! I'm off to giggle uncontrallanbly like a school girl...
rbmnycBRONZE Member lurker 194 posts Location: Brooklyn, NY, USA
Posted: According to Balloonhedz (https://gallery7606.fotopic.net/show_collection.php?id=20756) all it takes is one flesh colored balloon and about five minutes work.
rbmnycBRONZE Member lurker 194 posts Location: Brooklyn, NY, USA
Posted: that was supposed to be a link to his online gallery ....
also - you know this guy - he wants to come to TSP tonight, so you could probably email him yourself.
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