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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!)
Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).
Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Home will be on a boat you say??
Home will be on a boat you say??
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Yup! I'm looking for a houseboat to buy. I want a wide beam canal boat with 2 beds if I can get one. We went and looked at a tug boat the other day and though it was beautiful and had lots of potential to make it our own, it had no engine so was static. I really want one I can move about in so we can have a change of scenery. Jon already lives on a canal boat with Simian. I want one a little bigger than the one they are in now... purely because I own so much stuff
Yup! I'm looking for a houseboat to buy. I want a wide beam canal boat with 2 beds if I can get one. We went and looked at a tug boat the other day and though it was beautiful and had lots of potential to make it our own, it had no engine so was static. I really want one I can move about in so we can have a change of scenery. Jon already lives on a canal boat with Simian. I want one a little bigger than the one they are in now... purely because I own so much stuff
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
Wow. Can't say it's something you come across everyday. I think that'll be amazing. How much does a houseboat go for? Any pictures of the ones you're browsing now? Talk about change of scenery.. Wow!
Wow. Can't say it's something you come across everyday. I think that'll be amazing. How much does a houseboat go for? Any pictures of the ones you're browsing now? Talk about change of scenery
.. Wow! NYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Posted:
That picture is ubercute.
Mostly cuz there are pink wellies.
But you guys look cute too.
That picture is ubercute.
Mostly cuz there are pink wellies.
But you guys look cute too.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
Surely if you sold some of said stuff, you could afford the boat easier! Or am I looking at that from a blokey perspective?
Written by: Skulduggery
I want one a little bigger than the one they are in now... purely because I own so much stuff
Surely if you sold some of said stuff, you could afford the boat easier! Or am I looking at that from a blokey perspective?
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
I saw this and thought of you
I saw this and thought of you
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
hey missy!!! A huge thank you for all my wonderful birthday presents! I was really suprised! It was ace!! I cant wait to see you and Jon Jon again, I love you guys!!!
Again...
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hey missy!!! A huge thank you for all my wonderful birthday presents! I was really suprised! It was ace!! I cant wait to see you and Jon Jon again, I love you guys!!!
Again...
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Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Hun, you don't have to thank us, you're worthy of lots of birthday presents! I hope you had a really wonderful birthday and that it made up for being ill earlier in the week.
I'm sure we'll be seeing each other very soon.
Hun, you don't have to thank us, you're worthy of lots of birthday presents! I hope you had a really wonderful birthday and that it made up for being ill earlier in the week.
I'm sure we'll be seeing each other very soon.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
i bloody hope we'll be seeing each other soon!
by the way, mollydog absolutely LOVES the vibrating hamster! She was interested in my clanger for a while, but the hamster wins hands down!! And its her birthday today as well! woo!
i bloody hope we'll be seeing each other soon!by the way, mollydog absolutely LOVES the vibrating hamster! She was interested in my clanger for a while, but the hamster wins hands down!! And its her birthday today as well! woo!
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
yay for vibrating hamsters that make Mollydog happy!
yay for vibrating hamsters that make Mollydog happy!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
you'll be seeing each other on saturday!
you'll be seeing each other on saturday!
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
My mobile phone has died
My mobile phone has died
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
I guess you didn't get the text I sent you then!
I guess you didn't get the text I sent you then!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Nope ..... was it exciting news that you had won the lotto and were sharing half of the winnings with me?
Nope
..... was it exciting news that you had won the lotto and were sharing half of the winnings with me? Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia
Posted:
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i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
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Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
Posted:
hey gorgeous, I found this and thought of you
hey gorgeous, I found this and thought of you
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia
Posted:
Saw this and thought of you!
Must be something in the name....not only is there one,but two talented illustrator using the name skullduggery!!
https://www.skullduggery.com.au/
Saw this and thought of you!
Must be something in the name....not only is there one,but two talented illustrator using the name skullduggery!!
https://www.skullduggery.com.au/
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Posted:
No, it was about me getting paid to get drunk with my boss!
Written by: Skulduggery
Nope
No, it was about me getting paid to get drunk with my boss!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Posted:
I wuv u anutee skullee
my mum sez that u are the nicest lady in the yookay. she sez you made me my favourite hat with the wordz on it. i cant wead them yet but mum sez it says im a pirate on it.
mum sez you have a noo boyfriend. wow. he must be az nice az u.
my mummy sez that i will get to meet you won day. I cant wait, that makes me so happy that i jump around and wiggle my nappy.
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I wuv u anutee skullee
my mum sez that u are the nicest lady in the yookay. she sez you made me my favourite hat with the wordz on it. i cant wead them yet but mum sez it says im a pirate on it.
mum sez you have a noo boyfriend. wow. he must be az nice az u.
my mummy sez that i will get to meet you won day. I cant wait, that makes me so happy that i jump around and wiggle my nappy.
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TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
Taj, my little man, you just get cuter every day! With those beautiful big brown eyes you be careful you don't get mobbed by all the women.
Your mummy is right. I do have a new boyfriend. He is talented, intelligent, funny, caring, and kind. I'm still not sure what he sees in me, the age gap and loads of other stuff make us an improbable couple, we'll have to see how it goes I guess.
I hope your mummy is right about us all meeting someday and I hope it's soon. I think your mum rocks and I'd love to meet her. I hear your daddy is fab too so I'm looking forward to meeting him as well and as for you, I just want to scoop you up and give you a huge because you are just so scrummy. I think I'll jump up and wiggle my nappy at the thought of it too! 
Taj, my little man, you just get cuter every day! With those beautiful big brown eyes you be careful you don't get mobbed by all the women.
Your mummy is right. I do have a new boyfriend
. He is talented, intelligent, funny, caring, and kind. I'm still not sure what he sees in me, the age gap and loads of other stuff make us an improbable couple, we'll have to see how it goes I guess. I hope your mummy is right about us all meeting someday and I hope it's soon. I think your mum rocks and I'd love to meet her. I hear your daddy is fab too so I'm looking forward to meeting him as well and as for you, I just want to scoop you up and give you a huge
because you are just so scrummy. I think I'll jump up and wiggle my nappy at the thought of it too! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Muddy fingernails
505 posts
Location: Way oop norf, Scotland (UK)
Posted:
Happy skully is very good!
See you at Play.
PS We got bees yesterday!
Happy skully is very good!
See you at Play.
PS We got bees yesterday!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
KITTENS!!!!
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Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Posted:
happiness is a glorious thing. Very glad to see it surrounding you sweet people.
happiness is a glorious thing. Very glad to see it surrounding you sweet people.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
Posted:
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
YAY Beeeeeeeees! Bees are so damn cool!
Happiness is indeed a glorious thing!
Today I decided I need to tell people I love just how much they mean to me. I need them all to know how special they are and how much better my life is just for having them in it. I'm not going to take for granted that they know how important they are to me any more. I'm going to tell them directly. So if I start sounding very mushy and soppy you know why.
YAY Beeeeeeeees! Bees are so damn cool!
Happiness is indeed a glorious thing!
Today I decided I need to tell people I love just how much they mean to me. I need them all to know how special they are and how much better my life is just for having them in it. I'm not going to take for granted that they know how important they are to me any more. I'm going to tell them directly. So if I start sounding very mushy and soppy you know why.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
Skully, you mean lots to me, can we start being soppy now? with tongues?
Skully, you mean lots to me, can we start being soppy now? with tongues?
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
You mean lots to me too lady! You make me smile when I'm sad. You slap sense into me when I'm being a bit crazy. You listen to me when I rant. You are a top notch friend and I'm very glad our lifes paths crossed and I hope that we get to walk the same path for as long as possible
Let the snogging commence!
You mean lots to me too lady! You make me smile when I'm sad. You slap sense into me when I'm being a bit crazy. You listen to me when I rant. You are a top notch friend and I'm very glad our lifes paths crossed and I hope that we get to walk the same path for as long as possible
Let the snogging commence!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Location: South Wales
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Location: South Wales
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
WOW! That sculpture is fantastic! A heart made out of love heart sweets, brilliant!!
Mr UCoF, I
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WOW! That sculpture is fantastic! A heart made out of love heart sweets, brilliant!!
Mr UCoF, I
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you, lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and ........
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
Posted:
you "x" him? hmm, sounds kinky....
Jonny, that sculpture thing scares me...I think it's the veins. I don't like things that are pink and all veiny
you "x" him? hmm, sounds kinky....
Jonny, that sculpture thing scares me...I think it's the veins. I don't like things that are pink and all veiny
Gayle.....!
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Posted:
poop... I see a pretty iridescent heart.... Hrmph...stupid interwebbythingimajiggy.....
poop... I see a pretty iridescent heart.... Hrmph...stupid interwebbythingimajiggy.....
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