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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Damn straight NYC!
Gidg??? Why are you spanking me? Is this just a new fetish you wanted to share or have I been a very naughty girl?
Mags, if you must disembowel people in my thread can you remember to take the entrails with you when you leave. We don't want weapon X in here getting a taste for human flesh or he might eat Jon and Simon
Dave, Jon was probably just trying the body out for me. I need a full body transplant and it would be bad to do that and then find the body you are transplanted into is faulty!
Jon
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
ahem
I'm going back to work now...
no, really
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hehehehe!
Get back to work you lazy slacker!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Have you noticed how rubbish afternoon telly is? Bring back 15 to 1 I say.
*grumbles*
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Monk
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA
*doesn't comment when he realises they're still on season 1*
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
*runs it*
*runs out*I love delivering hugs and runs.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*is getting tired, just watching Gidg running about*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Firenice.. this is the episode I watched on tv today
so its season 3 ... h-actually
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
It was the man in the orange tie with a leg brace in the Laundry room!
Gidg hun, I really don't want the runs. I have enough yucky health problems as it is without having to spend all day on the loo!
Today I predict it to be the woman with the dog. She killed her husband for his stamp collection.
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Skully sweetheart, thats who you said it was yesterday too.
and there wasnt even a man in an orange tie in that one !
What have you got against men in orange ties?
If you get here soon enough, we can watch todays Monk from the comfort of the sofa and see if you were right about the woman with the dog with the husband with the stamps
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Thats what I meant...yesterday it was the man in the orange tie.... Monk got it wrong!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA
*glomps skully*
ooo monk
*shuts mouth*
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Skully you get the I get to run.You notice I said TO run not THE runs.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Hello beautiful
I hope you are feeling better again today.
I brought you some flowers...
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Oooooooo pretty
I'm ok-ish. Still breathing and all!
I need to get my act together and sort out buying tickets for places and festvals for the summer. I keep putting it off incase I'm too ill to go, but I think I just have to go for it now or there will be no tickets left.
<------ general hugging and snuggling to go on between everyone, by orders of the management! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by: UraniumChipOxidationFacility
I brought you some flowers...
As my girlie would say...
Ohhhh... bLLLLLLeesssss.
but only for Jonny.OK, fine you called my bluff, I'm not actually kissing anybody but my girlie and maybe the mole.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
You kiss MI5 Moles?
My private life is seriously being curtailed by my crappy health! What's a girl to do???
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Written by: Skulduggery
My private life is seriously being curtailed by my crappy health! What's a girl to do???
Pray really really hard.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by: Skulduggery
My private life is seriously being curtailed by my crappy health! What's a girl to do???
Lightning seems to think that ice cream is the cure to all ailments. But you need to have the right kind.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
mmmmmm... ice cream
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Mmmmmm...
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom
I hope you're not being naughty!!!! Dirty filthy love birds!!
Hey Skullmeister, did you get in touch with Camden Oddballs yet?
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Mmmmm... ice cream
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Written by: jo_rhymes
I hope you're not being naughty!!!! Dirty filthy love birds!!
Hey Skullmeister, did you get in touch with Camden Oddballs yet?
Pffffft Jo! We're not the ones posting naked pictures (however cropped they are) on HoP
I have emailed Oddballs but I intend to ring them tomorrow. I was meant to do it today but it slipped my mind.
Hello Elaine! Long time no see. I here you won't be at fake Falmouth
That's not good!I'm all
at the thought of going. I might just have to sleep all the time I'm there but I don't care Yippeeeeee! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by: Skulduggery
Pffffft Jo! We're not the ones posting naked pictures
... yet.
And a
And a
to each of you, to be placed wherever you'd like.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Kiss my ass NYC!
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
That sort of behaviour has been banned.
Please do a search
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Wait... he said ass not arse and he's British.
Let me at least see the donkey before you ban me from kissing it. Maybe it's cute.
Like here's a cute ass that likes being kissed:
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Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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