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Login/Join to ParticipatePirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello
hmmmmmm what to write about me as an intro.....damn its make or break time. First impressions are so vital. Oooooo the pressure.
I'm living in South Wales but originate from Essex (No I don't own White stillettos and No I'm not an Essex girl!). I don't bite, I do pinch, I love chocolate and I one day plan on learning lots of stuff I can't do yet.
Hobbies:- include juggling, balls
and clubs , Diablo, poi, doodling, music, hating housework (dust is natures way of showing what the burglars have stolen), making things, pulling things to bits (mainly to see how they work) , embarrassing my nieces and nephews (great fun hobbie that all aunties should take up), hugging trees and talking to bees (watch out for the squirrels......they ARE out to get you!) Ambitions:- Never to grow up. Learn how to burn things safely
To that ends learning how to poi without stunning myself, blacking my eye or turning myself into a human torch. Learn to play more than one tune on the guitar. Rule the World. Learn to Surf. Conquer my fear of heights. Travel the world in a van with a man named Bob ("why Bob?" you ask...well why not Bob? I'm sure there are loads of nice men called Bob out there! Simons and Johns need not apply).Boring stuff:- work in sales to pay the bills.
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Ah, Devon's nice (Cornwall's better though!
)The great countdown is now at 73 days!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ry hun you always have a place at mine to sleep! Would you like a warm blanket to keep you cosy?
Dave you have to promise me 3 things before you go...
1. that you will hug all the lovely HoPpers you meet for me.
2. tickle Taj until he giggles and record it for me.
3. Promise that you will come back again!
You're not going until you promise!
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Thank you gorgeous. I don't recognise it but I think I'll make it my duty to track it down so I can hug it. For now I'll just hug you instead
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I just went and looked at the site that tree photo is from. There are hundreds of photos on there. Some of them are of places I know!
EDITED_BY: Skulduggery (1142586183)
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Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
Actually, instead of a warm blanket, can I opt for some freezing weather?
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Sure Ry, just move to Iceland in the winter. I think that should do the trick
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
or possibly even in the summer as well...
Gromit's Humble Squire
4,496 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
I hear Greenland is colder.. Can't wait to freeze to death.
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
Written by: Skulduggery
Dave you have to promise me 3 things before you go...
1. that you will hug all the lovely HoPpers you meet for me.
2. tickle Taj until he giggles and record it for me.
3. Promise that you will come back again!
You're not going until you promise!
1. You don't even need to ask, thats a given!
2. Only with the express permission of his mother.
3. yeah, I guess so, for now!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
G'morning Skully.
I see you HoPing it up on a lovely Saturday morning/afternoon.
I hope all is well.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Hello Mr NYC man
I'm sitting here distracting myself by playing literati and hell why not. I've won 7 games in a row! Yippeee for me!
How is the beautiful Molly settling? I hope she is helping with the lego land you are building. What happened to the train set?
Give the lady a hug from me and make her hug you back.
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Star Trekker
1,733 posts
Location: Cheshire, United Kingdom
Ooh - I'm kerfuggled - either my display thingy is outta kilter or Skully hasn't had any posts for a week and that frankly isn't possible!
Anyhoo
for you missy and mucho apologies for being absent from your lovely, loving thread for so long. Hope you're feeling somewhat better4 and Spring is gladdening your heart 
'The last rays of crimson on the spindle tree as the cerise fruit splits and reveals its orange seeds in a gloriously clashing colour scheme no-one would ever dare to wear'
Euonymous Europeus
2,354 posts
Location: Away from home
Skully - you've got me on the wrong contintent
So you'll have to give me that hug yourself
NYC's trainset had to go. The hooligan cows were causing havoc on the track and trashing the neighbourhood cars and buildings. Bad cows.
I hope you're feeling springy with lambs and daffodils and sunshine
smooosh!
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
It's often been more than a week between posts in here. It's because they are all posting in Weapon X's intro
He's a damn sexy lil Mo'fo'Molly when did you get back you international woman of mystery.
I'm at home now when I should be in Cambridge partying with Guy and wishing him a happy birthday but the best layed plans of mice and men don't lie down in the midday sun. I do however have the bonus prize of a Mr Jonny UCoF to make me feel better! Yippeeeeeeee!
Group hugs all round and sticky smooshes.... thats due to jam and nothing else.
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*cough*yeahright*cough*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
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Didn't I tell you so Skully?
*sits around looking smug*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Dave hun what did you tell me?
I have to let Jonny go home today
I think they should let me have Jonny for free on the NHS! Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
Carpal \'Tunnel
5,814 posts
Location: Perth, Australia
Jonny subsidy. Sounds reasonable.
Is it the Truth?
Is it Fair to all concerned?
Will it build Goodwill and Better Friendships?
Will it be Beneficial to all concerned?
Im in a lonely battle with the world with a fish to match the chip on my shoulder. Gnu in Binnu in a cnu
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
That things would work out.
Couldn't you have stolen his ticket home, then he'd have to stay?
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pooh-Bah
2,444 posts
Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom
or handcuff him to something?
Gayle.....!
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
EEEEEWWWWWWWW!
*tries to shake that mental image out of his head*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
It's all too late now. I waved him off yesterday. Next time remind me to have the handcuffs ready and his ticket 'lost'
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15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
*stands around in the 3rd person*
Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
*grabs a scalpel and cuts Jon free from the 3rd person, who dies in a pool of their own entrails*
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
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Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*wonders what Jon was doing in the 3rd person in the first place*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ewwwwwwwww there's lots of goo and blood in my intro!
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Fool
2,020 posts
Location: Cornwall, UK
Sorry.
*goes to have a shower to get rid of the gore*
"I believe the cost of life is Death and we will all pay that in full. Everything else should be a gift. We paid the cover charge of life, we were born."
Bill Hicks, February 1988
Super Gidg!!!!
8,506 posts
Location: Portland Oregon USA
Bad SKully!!
Bad, bad Skully!! Growing old is mandatory; growing up is NOT.
Proud member of the HoP DPS.
Sanity is a highly overrated state of mind.
I'm normal ... it's everyone else that's crazy.
Gidg
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA
Written by: Skulduggery
Dave hun what did you tell me?
I have to let Jonny go home today
Oh yeah... cuz Jonny got the GOOD STUFF that makes Skully feel ALLLLL RIIIIIIGHT...
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Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
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