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elastaaddict
645 posts
Location: wishing to be in Rio


Posted:
Simple.
One person suggests 5 things for the next person to name eg. 5 types of jam,
the next responds with the answer and follows with the next suggestion.

So...

5 things that make you laugh.

there's nothing quite as fulfilling as a tasty airwrap

if you're full of sh!t, at least you're fertile

"we are all flowers growing in God's garden... and that is why he spreads the sh!t around" - David Byrne


andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
dont have a bag...or a wallet...but the five things i dont leave the house with are...


keys

zippo
( dont smoke, but always offering peeps a light just cos i know cool ways to light it n its a simple way to look cooooooooool!)

phone

library card

specs!


five things you think tatse bloody horrible

It's smashing to be back x


andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
TASTE!!!! grrrrrrrrrrr

It's smashing to be back x


oliSILVER Member
not with cactus
2,052 posts
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devon, United Kingdom


Posted:
tomarto ketchup
sticks
vodka
banannas
kevlar

5 things not to tell your grandchildren

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
don't tell the grandchildren

1. "your belly button is what nature gave you to put salt in to dip your chips (fries)"
2. "Candles are made out of ear wax"
3. "you do like fish fingers"
4. "my new knee squeaks, could you oil it for me? They left a hole at the back to squirt the oil in" (after a replacement knee op)
5. "That dog won't bite you! Catch hold of it for me" (it did!)

All the above have been said to me as a child by elderly relatives

5 things you wish you had never said out loud

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
every single one of the 5 things things i wish i'd never said out loud refer to women with quite remarkable body parts walking past and my lips saying f"uck me great tits" or something before i my brain can register that this is the century buck rogers was invented for and women arent on conveyor belts for my amusement!

twice its resulted in glares....once in a slap.....once in a coy smile and a thank you...and once in a " you aint so bad yourself....lets snog!" yabbadabbadooooooooooooo


five secrets you know!!! (evil grin)

It's smashing to be back x


...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:
5 secrets

elvis is still alive
michael jackson is guilty (but because he's an American icon they wont prosecute him)
i am the worst fire poi'er in the world (shh , dont tell anyone!)
my wife farts in her sleep !
i am the heir to the world ...or heaven ??? one of the two

5 things that make you say "thats the best thing ive ever seen"

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


Fleancejourneyman
99 posts
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
1. Japanese animation
2. The muppets
3. Internet Porn
4. Australia's funniest home videos show
5. Jackie Chan Movies

Five songs you wish you had written

I don't care who you vote for

Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.


andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
imagine - john lennon

this charming man - the smiths

all i want for christmas is a dukla prague away kit - half man half biscuit

me and a gun - tori amos

babies - pulp



five song you wish NO ONE had written!!

It's smashing to be back x


Fleancejourneyman
99 posts
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
All for different reasons
Hit me baby one more time - who ever wrote it for Brittany

Ice ice baby - Vanilla Ice

Stan - Eminem

candle in the wind - elton john

Pachelbel's Canon - Damn you pachelbel



Five things you shouldn't say to a policeman

I don't care who you vote for

Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.


duballstarSILVER Member
slack rating - 9.5
2,216 posts
Location: Suburbiton, Yoo-Kay, United Kingdom


Posted:
1. I confess, officer, it was me...
2. Is that a truncheon in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
3. Fancy a spliff?
4. Don't you feel like a right plonker walking around all day with a blue tit on your head?
5. I've heard that you lot spend your spare time molesting badgers....

5 fictional places you'd like to go on holiday too if they really existed smile

It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett


Fleancejourneyman
99 posts
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
1. The magic faraway tree

2. Neverland

3. Willy wonka's chocolate factory

4. Narnia

5. 100 acre wood

Five occupations you would like your children to do.

I don't care who you vote for

Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
1. umm... whatever makes them happy
2. Doctor/nurse
3. someting in IT, eg- computer software programmer
4. Teacher (senior sceondary, or early primary)
5. Tour Guide

5 thing you wish you could take through customs, but cant.
(he, he some guy tried to take a replica of the Freddie Crugor (sorry about spelling) hand thingy through customs)

...{SAFE}..."if i jump in the fire, will you?"
633 posts
Location: USA, wishing I was in SA


Posted:

1 a real fork , so i could eat my food properly!
2 my knife , so i could cut my biltong with it
3 all the little metal things that i wear , belt buckle , watch, ring, things in my shoes... that way i wouldnt have to get half undressed!
4 a harmonica!
5 lots and lots of cultural foods!!!!!!!!!!!

5 tings that you wish you could do on the internet?

i like breaking the Law frown , of Gravity wink !


Hanzveteran
1,328 posts
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia


Posted:
1. milk a cow, lol.

2. Practise Poi, not just read how to do it

3. virtual reality stuff

4. try on clothes or view stuff properly when shopping online, lol.

5. chat to my friends via webcam with quality it is like you are talking to them normally.



5 singers or bands you would like to see in a fight.
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FrodoBRONZE Member
old hand
1,092 posts
Location: In a van, United Kingdom


Posted:
1. Britney Spears
2. Busted
3. Korn
4. Eminem
5. robbie williams

5 things you would like for christmas?

passing through, this world still lives.


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
1. a million pounds
2. some fire poi
3. a new car
4. some new fire clubs
5. a new job

5 things that go perfectly with ice cream

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
1. milo
2. choc-chips
3. cottees ice magic
4. jelly
5. topping

5 books you wish were never written

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
mein kampf by hitler

the amazing book of lists (keeps me an extra half hour on the toilet every day)

harry fuckin potter

1984 (maybe we'd have escaped without a big brother!)

andything by barbera cartland



your top five nightmare ways to DIE!!!!

It's smashing to be back x


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
1. buried alive.
2. cooked alive
3. boiled alive
4. skinned
5. chopped into thin slices starting from your feet.

5 places you never want to go back to...

andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
any ex girlfriend (well maybe one....but thats only cos by the time we split i had taught her to (fill in blanks here) SO well

Sunflower chippy in Ollerton, Notts....GROSS chips!

my old school

Swindon ([censored] hole)

the ritz nightclub in manchester...oh my GOD it was so shite me n the lads walked out after ten minutes


5 bits of top advice

It's smashing to be back x


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
1. dont eat yellow snow.
2. look before you sit down.
3. look both ways before crossing the road.
3. Dont get a credit card.. Im not joking...
4. Give it your all
5. Stick with your mates.

5 places youve been sick

andythepoiaddict
508 posts
Location: manchester, uk


Posted:
1 -blackppol by remarkable coincidence
2 -twice!
3 -down the wall and onto the front doorstep when living at home
4 -onto my turntable(couldnt find it for 2 days!)
5 -on the back of my mums head(i was 5, we were in the car)

5 great things you love

It's smashing to be back x


SkulduggeryGOLD Member
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales


Posted:
things I love

1. My family
2. days I'm healthy
3. Sunshine
4. Mountains
5. dancing in the rain

5 things that scare you though you know they shouldn't

Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!


weeleighlook a rainbow!
237 posts
Location: Waterford, CT


Posted:
1. the atkins diet
2. spiders
3. anything floating on the top of a pool
4. dark rooms I'm not familiar with
5. things jumping out at me

5 embarrasing things you did as a child

"Happiness is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."


griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
embarressing kiddie stuff..
1) wondering around topless (i dunno if it was a dream, but one day had the sudden realisation that i was half naked)
2) chasing the chickens with my arms waving around in the air (and being filmed)
3) asking what masturbation meant infront of my irish auntie, uncle, mum, brother and 3 teenage cousins
4) finding out what masturbation meant infront of my irish auntie, uncle, mum, brother and 3 teenage cousins
5) trying to get through a revolving security door with my 30 year cousin, in goldman sachs, last year...

redface

5 bare foot days out

in state of metamorphosis


pass_the_pigjourneyman
60 posts

Posted:
whilst working in Go Glass (yes that is a glass shop, yes I did get hurt, and yes I do no how stupid I am),
basketball game (fun once you realize you must not jump),
exellent rave,
another exellent rave,
a day where I went to buy shoes caus mine fell apart, unfortunately it rained, a lot.

5 best chat-up lines

I took my harp ta party, but no body asked me to play, so I took harp home again


griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
1) hey good lookin'...
2) oh, im sorry, could you just look after this pile of cash for me?
3) oh, im sorry, could you just take this even larger pile of cash away from me?
4) you know what, you're really spiritual (didn't work, but gold star for effort)
5) hey-i haven't seen you for ages! hope you liked my hoodie-wonna go dance/roll up/snog/shag/watch the fireflies?

5...um...oo-5 strangest places you've realised something REMARKABLE (please, tell a tale)

in state of metamorphosis


Fleancejourneyman
99 posts
Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia


Posted:
1. The public toilets at the Adeliade Hockey centre
2. High school
3. The public toilets in Congunpna
4. The public toilets in Coober Peedy
5. The public toilets in Flinders St Staion in Melbourne

Your 5 favourite things about public toilets

I don't care who you vote for

Just don't vote for the guy who likes war, destruction and earning money over earning respect.


griffinfeminine tiddly pom
505 posts
Location: cambs england


Posted:
1) they take waste away, with a flush
2) if need be, can be a companion
3) they have no shame
4) great place to read
5) good for hiding little illegal packages behind

5 things to do with rainwater

in state of metamorphosis


rarrBRONZE Member
rrragghh!
121 posts
Location: Manchester, UK


Posted:
1. Save it in an underground in a very large tank incase of a nuclear war.
2. Save it in a slightly smaller tank and water the plants with it.
3. Use it to cool yourself down on one of those hot summer days where its just started spitting slighty.
4. Water the garden without doing anything biggrin
5. Was the car also without doing anything... although it usually makes your car more dirty...

5 ways to kill a party...

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