It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...
Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
E pluribus unum, baby.
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Im a Thespian, But I'll Act Normal Around You Guys
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Lightning - what does your right buttcheek prefer?
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Spankings by pervy lawyers
that shrewd and knavish sprite
Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy
I am the merry wander of the night -puk
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
Cree Indian, 1909
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
If money is the root of all evil, then why do people sell Bibles?
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.
It is our fantasies that make us real. Without our fantasies we're just a blank monkey' - Terry Pratchett
I had a dream that my friend had a
strong-bad pop up book,
it was the book of my dreams.
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condoms may be free, but even the most scupulous users of the latex sock can have incidences of breakage and it slipping off, especially during the creshendo of activities, when it is often hard to notice what has happened - and even the most anal retentive person isn't exactly likely to check everything is still it good order in the seconds just before climax.
Condoms are a good way to prevent preganacy and STDs, but they are FAR from fool proof. One must actively use their brain and innate paranoia of murphy's law at all times as well. It is VERY important to use condoms, but simply putting one on before penetration is not enough. It has to go on before any contact whatsoever, you must be aware of them and their condition at all times, and you must remain diligent about them till the coupling is completely over. All that is horribly distracting, but far better than getting AIDS or having to care for a child at 14 years old.
-Mike
Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella
A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
Let's relight this forum
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How cool could it be to be 18 and have your Mom or Dad at such a similar age!
"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
"Welcome to the U-S-A,
We'll treat you right, unless you're black or gay, or Cherokeeeeee!!"
-Brian Griffin from "Family Guy" (the dog)
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Originally posted by Ade
Don't write her off because of the situation she is now in.
We all have our own paths to tread.
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
"You mean I'll have to use my brain?... but I use staff!!!" ~ ben-ja-men
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Originally posted by Ade
Don't write her off because of the situation she is now in.
We all have our own paths to tread.
I agree with Ade 100%, this girl, may still be a child to some, choose this path well before even she was born. Now some of you may begin to say "Don't tell me my life has been planned out for me and that I can't change my fate...", and believe me, your life hasn't been planned out... just the lessons. How you learn these lessons is up to you. This girl will still have everything she needs... Family, friends... and most importantly... herself.
"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"
"Welcome to the U-S-A,
We'll treat you right, unless you're black or gay, or Cherokeeeeee!!"
-Brian Griffin from "Family Guy" (the dog)