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Posted: 17th Nov 2003
Bloody students! Nothing better to do than sit around watching TV all day.

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Posted: 17th Nov 2003
Ahhh the joy of being at school ehhh

Keep up the good work Jon

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Posted: 17th Nov 2003
I love the way that Lisa and I came up with pretty much the same comment completely independently. Obviously the case, unwary crimson oafish fresher.

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Posted: 18th Nov 2003
i think Unwary Catatonic Oafish Fresher is more appropriate...

was it Barry by any chance???

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Posted: 18th Nov 2003
Ooooh, I like that. Jon, about time to change your name. You've been United Caravan Owner's Federation for far too long, and the other is a better description.

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Posted: 18th Nov 2003
Dyke..we dont think it was barry.

Bammmmms..

Mathew.. no..that is a silly name. Come up with a better one and i might consider it.

Posted: 17th Nov 2003
Uber-Catatonic Oversexed Fresher...


or is that just a hazy memory


no idead 'bout the guards tho

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Posted: 18th Nov 2003
Gary
played by Mark Billingham
Name: Gary
Occupation: Castle guard Skills: Reasonably handy with a sword.

Graeme
played by David Lloyd
Name: Graeme
Occupation: Castle guard
Skills: Reasonably handy with a sword.


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Cunning enemies like the Sheriff of Nottingham have to have stupid henchmen; there's probably a rule about it somewhere. The Sheriff is correspondingly lumbered with Gary and Graeme.

Nice enough lads on their own, Gary and Graeme are "bestest mates" who, if met in other circumstances, you would probably quite like. But they enjoy the job of being a guard and being nasty, and Graeme in particular can be quite horrible to young children.

Gary is the younger and more child-like of the two; he delights in simple things, like Herman his little silver sausage dog on a piece of elastic. Graeme acts like Gary's older brother, looking after him and keeping him out of trouble.

Two men looking very much like Gary and Graeme where present in the alternate universe of Voyage to the Bottom of the Forest, named Gre-Gre and Grey-grey. They weren't all that much different from Graeme and Gary, except that their helmets had wings attached, and their jobs required them to be nice.

Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.

Posted: 18th Nov 2003
Correct!

well done.