Forums > Social Chat > The Official 'Im far too drunk to speak anymore, so I'll post on HoP instead' Thread
Login/Join to ParticipateCarpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
Sorry, just thought i'd create the thread now and put a reply link to it on my desktop for future use. I think a few other people could benefit from doing the same
It is worrying that whilst too drunk to walk and hold a coherant conversation with my friends I can still use a computer and type out posts and emails, but then i am a proper geek.
member
71 posts
Location: Cornwall/ Brighton, England
have suddenly foudn myself with the strongest weed ive ever smoked and discovering poi within the same time period smoking and twriling seem to have become one and seems like a fantastic idea! it doesnt hurt at all when i hit myself and i can convince myself i CAN achive a move and actually then do it. when im sober doubts creep in and moves get scary.
besides theres nothing like spinning stoned under the stars with glow sticks (have yet to try fire) whizzing about your head like fireflys
*wanders off to experience said moment again*
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england
woooooooooooooo hello got in from work and the house was filled with kids soooooo im slowly getting drunk on saint-omer (cheep french beeeeeeeeer) and i cudnt be happier except i want my ex back oh weeeeeeeell i got me sum beer so ill be okay
i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear
522 posts
Location: Berlin
oh my god.
i feel soooooooooooo tired!!!
i have just got back home after a night out on the town, it is 2 minutes to 9am.
have packed my bags and have a plane to catch in 2 hours.
insane!!!
aaaarrrrrghhhhhhh...
hope to see people on clapham common today- i will be the bloke with a mano negra t-shirt and massive bags under my eyes (as well as my backpack)
tata...
off to die.
byeee
Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.
member
100 posts
Location: Milton Keynes and Kingston Upon Thames (UK)
just a quick post.
what age do you count as young?
and who says young people shouldn't drink?
luv trixy
THAT'S ABOUT AS SENSIBLE AS STANDING ON A HILL, IN A THUNDER STORM, HOLDING A GOLF CLUB AND SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE /ALL GOD'S ARE *BASTADS* -THE GREAT TERRY PRATCHETT.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
trixy:
below 5,
noone.
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england
- before u can go pee pee on your own
- people who dont have fun!!
ps nice sig UCOF
i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear
member
100 posts
Location: Milton Keynes and Kingston Upon Thames (UK)
well thats all right then.
luv trixy
THAT'S ABOUT AS SENSIBLE AS STANDING ON A HILL, IN A THUNDER STORM, HOLDING A GOLF CLUB AND SHOUTING AT THE TOP OF YOUR VOICE /ALL GOD'S ARE *BASTADS* -THE GREAT TERRY PRATCHETT.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
me...logging in ......AGAIN..
silly me..
(we need an icon for :pissed:....malcolm..get on the case..)
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
its always the same old people isn't it?
95 posts
Location: Cairns, Queensland
Well this is Mozy and me and XF are good friends so but im drunk for the first time in ages he he he he he he
At the moment im lerning how to fo alot of partner moves..... oh welll back to practice
When a man lies, he murders some part of the world.
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Me and chris are back!!
its a bit of a shame really...
frigging alcholics..
39 posts
Location: Louisville, KY
I can't believe I read almost this entire thread totally sober. I think I need a beer or seven now just from reading too much.
192 posts
Location: oxford
*sighs deeply* man i wish i hadn;'t stoppped smoking... the last 6 months would have been so much more assuming if i hadn't...... nobody stop smoking weed..... i've never been drunk in my life so i cant realy comment on that one but... don't stop drinking eother... its just a big bad mistake..... god i wish i hadn't stopped smoking....
39 posts
Location: Louisville, KY
LOL That sounds like some sort of really cracked out after school special...
Kids, there are sober people in Singapore, and children all over Asia with no Ganja. When I was young I appreciated what I had, you kids today are ungrateful... Smoke your weed, that's what it's there for! And if the man gets ya down, just keep on truckin'.
Ok, I'm finished now
member
71 posts
Location: Cornwall/ Brighton, England
just had the best night out in al ong time! start - one chinease meal complete with chinease waiters who dont understand what we are trying to order (but no fortune cookies grrr ) then a lot of drinks at a place-that-shall-not-be-named and then dancing and dancing and laughing... you get some very strange 'looks' at clubs... i mean when was tucking the fronts of yours jeans tight into your trainers 'cool'?? heh heh very amusing tho... then spliffage and poiage in the park to wind down with new poi strings... ah the joy of non tangleble poi strings when poi-ing drunkenstonerly... one completed butterfly and no crazy knottage and no bangedhead neither!
and then onto here and waffling on about nothing at all... cept munchies kicking in...
*Wanders off to kitchen*.... mmmm peanuts....
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
:bump: due to drunkenness
master of disaster
3,354 posts
Location: New York, USA
mmm drunky fNi...YAY!
too bad i can still manage a keyboard
kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more
veteran
1,508 posts
Location: Out, United Kingdom
Im drunk!
AAARRRGGGHHH!!! My giant stick broke!!! In two!!! My stick broke in two!!! 
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
hhhmmm, in the intersets of my (and that of a few others - you knwo who you are) situiation, I think this thread deserves a BUMPETY-BUMP-BUMP!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
You're not wrong there sweetie!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
well, its Friday night, thers bound to be someone else who's completely rat-arsed!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
no..... we are all sober well behaved people on Hop you drunken ol' soak!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
*slurs uncontrollably*
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
slurs or slurps? Was that just a drunken typo?
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
either, take your pick, which ever you would prefer it to be!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
8,428 posts
Location: Wales
Ooooo now that would be telling!
Feed me Chocolate!!! Feed me NOW!
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6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
well, I'll leave it tou your imagination then!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
lapsed spinner
412 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland
Can't believe i didn't know this thread existed until today! Could have been useful. May return after a trip to the pub later
Helen_of_Poi
EJC Ireland 2006 Organisational Team
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England
Me drunk it all good!
can still type though! impressive!
I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!
167 posts
Location: Perth, Western Australia
man i wish i had seen this thread last night!
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