even chuck norris can't pin you down if your on fire
The only luck is bad luck.
Shut up before I stall my poi up your ass
'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland
the best smiles are the ones you lead to