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mcpPLATINUM Member
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Posted:
Strugz is a shy guy, generally not entirely sober at all times, thoughtful and devoted. He's currently single, and yes, desperate.

This is not a joke.

Strugz obviously is good with the stick, but he's not gay, he wants a girl. (Guys: he's not too smart, he probably won't notice if you dress up as a girl.)

Strugz lives in the deep south of england, and if you live there and are available this weekend, all the better. he's in his late 20's, but his grin makes him look young again. He has managed to feed himself and keep himself clean for the past few years, and he has a job, so he can at least vaguely look after himself, and has the money to look after you. In other words, he's a bit of a stoner.

He probably doesn't have the strength of will to stop a women trying to dominate him, nor the strength of personality to overcome any prospective shy girl with his opinions.

Pm strugz if you find him interesting.

Remember, this is not a joke, strugz REALLY is desperate.

"the now legendary" - Kaskade
"the still legendary" - Kaskade

I spunked in my friend's aquarium and the fish ate it. I love all fish. Especially the pink ones. They are my bitches. - Anon.


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
dude you will always be cooler than me, dont worry, its being hot youve got an issue with wink

........ as me so it seems ubblol

Bams - pong wink

Pm on the way hug

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
hey! I'm ALWAYS hot! In summer anyway...

I have Skully's sister after me so can't be too repellent...

Then again she hasn't spent more than 2mins in my company... 3min is usually the limit for most! smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
you can buy 'lady gardens' on the interweb somewhere.. ask Mech - I'm sure he will know where from.. ubbrollsmile

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Mech is a pretty decent guy, if highly sarcastic and moderatly annoying (on most occasions). I am sure you will be safe with him in a car.

Dave, how did you get a woman after you? More to the point, did Skully not advise her sister of your orientation (or possibly lack there off) ubblol
I could start onf of these threads for you if you really wanted, not sure how well it would do though. :rollsmilie:

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mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: steaks


Mech is a pretty decent guy, if highly sarcastic and moderatly annoying (on most occasions). I am sure you will be safe with him in a car.





steaks go [censored] youself!

you know nothing about me, and i have never spent any serious time iwth you, how dare you pass a judgement on me.

the only time i have ever said anything to you, is at play last year, which was

"when you kwo who i am come talk to me"

as you had posted many times about me being fat, and infering i was fat.

you dont know me at all, you insulted me, and due to that i have only ever posted to you about half a dozen times.

i stay out of your way, as i dont knwo you and so far i dont think i like you

i would ask that you dont choose to pick on me any more, its ppl like you who caused me to leave this community for a long time, and why i have lost contact with a lot of my firneds

this is not a personal attack on you, nor is it an attack on your character, nor is it an attack on any one, nor on hop

i thank mal for this site, and i think all my friends, who i have met on here.

i dont knwo you at all, i am not attacking you, i am attacking the small amount of (possibly misguided) comments you have made towards me


i may look back on this post in a couple of days and think what a [censored] i was, but LEAVE ME ALONE!

Step (el-nombrie)


mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: MisStix


you can buy 'lady gardens' on the interweb somewhere.. ask Mech - I'm sure he will know where from.. ubbrollsmile




you mean a female merkin...

i think jonnie ucof has one to be honest, i bought it for him biggrin

Step (el-nombrie)


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol

dude...... chill wink

hug

to be fair tho steaks - ive know the fool for ages i call him alot of names but i wouldnt have quite so bluntly put:

sarcastic and moderatly annoying (on most occasions)

sounds far to meaningful maybe you should use wink in the future.

on the other side of the coin step - he did say moderatly and its not like hes lieing wink ubblol

i still love you dude hug

Now on with more talk of Ucofs lady garden smile

ubbrollsmile

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: strugz


ubblol

dude...... chill wink

hug

to be fair tho steaks - ive know the fool for ages i call him alot of names but i wouldnt have quite so bluntly put:

sarcastic and moderatly annoying (on most occasions)

sounds far to meaningful maybe you should use wink in the future.

on the other side of the coin step - he did say moderatly and its not like hes lieing wink ubblol

i still love you dude hug

Now on with more talk of Ucofs lady garden smile

ubbrollsmile



strugz, you know me, you know me as well as most ppl on this site, how often on this site have i ranted like that at anyone

he has gone to far, and pissed me off!

he knows nothing about me, and like i said i left, and still he thinks its a good idea to insult me

and while yes he may be right, he has no right to say so, as he doesnt know me.

Step (el-nombrie)


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
*gives Mech a hug and takes him down the icecream parlor for a treat - then home for a good seeing too* wink

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
hug and kiss for m'lovely friends..

Especially for you mister strugnell, cos i think it's needed smile

x

Getting to the other side smile


Gayle......!SILVER Member
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Location: Bristol !!!!!!, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: strugz


Now on with more talk of Ucofs lady garden smile




I heard it was once full of brambles wink

I like you Mech kiss I like you back here so ignore the people who piss you off and hump the legs of people you love! hug

Gayle.....!


BamBamPooh-Bah
1,810 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Here have leg or two wink

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.

I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Clare - thanks smile



Stix - do it already wink



Gayle - ubblol you rock smile



Step - im not aware of history dude, tell me next tuesday, but for now let it go mate - whateve has narked you, you surounded by friends here hug (and get on Bams legs already, damit, you dont get that offer everyday wink )



oh and since you left - my spelling has started getting as shite as yours!!



Glad your back, maybe it will improve ubblol



ubbrollsmile

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
 Written by: strugz



Stix - do it already wink





what choo saying Strugz' ???? confused
wink

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol ubblol

you aint as innocent as your sweet lil face makes out........

thats all im saying wink

ubbloco

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
But, but .. I'm an angel

Damned.. and I thought I hid the mischievous side SO well...
*picks up halo from round her ankels and pops back on her head* ubbangel

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
to all of you who have posted

thank you

i forget at times that i have such amazing lights to guide me,

thank you

strugz - ill tell you sometime, but im sure i have told you

gayle - i am so looking forwards to giving you a hug at play

bams - the respect you how me humbles me. thank you

clare - your faith in a stranger is amazing, and your soul is beautiful,a nd your strength makes all around your stronger

misstix - thank you, again a new face, and a soild heart, and an honest mind, you mean lots of different to me, all of them good.

smile

i would love to list all those who are amazing to me, but i fear i would miss out so many ppl

i wish i could

Step (el-nombrie)


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: MisStix



But, but .. I'm an angel



Damned.. and I thought I hid the mischievous side SO well...

*picks up halo from round her ankels and pops back on her head* ubbangel





dont stay bent over to long picking that up.......



steps about, and hes a humpin legs ubblol



i wouldnt wory about a halo being ound your ankles - thats why i have doubles, one for the top and the bottom, that way i never have to bend over........ round here thats a safe thing wink



ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
rolleyes

Will the smut never end?!

tongue

hug2

Getting to the other side smile


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
probably not..........



although im impressed weve carried this on without Dave ubblol



he must be "busy" either that or hes round somewhere pretending he cant pick up his halo wink ubbrollsmile
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mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
i have also bought ucof some stud pants,

there where titie whities, witha giant long sock on teh front to put your willie in smile

Step (el-nombrie)


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
so you are a 'double ender' then Strugz..??

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
Mech, I'm sorry. That post wasn't meant to upset, offend or annoy you. I like you, I think your a decent, honest and funny guy to be around.
The comments made in the play thread last year, I admit were more than likely out of line, however it was meant as light hearted banter. I never meant to upset, annoy or offend anyone, least of all you, with any of it. So I am sorry if that has been the case.
If you wish me to stay out of your way, then after this post I will. I have no issue with that and no offence has been taken with your rant, you are perfectly just in saying what you said if that is how you feel.

hug

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strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
 Written by: MisStix



so you are a 'double ender' then Strugz..??





is that rhyming cockney slang there miss stix - eh eh tongue



if so - well done.......... i just like 2 of anything i can........ thats all ubbloco



and Steaks - biggrin beerchug biggrin

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


_Clare_BRONZE Member
Still wiggling
5,967 posts
Location: Belfast, Northern Ireland (UK)


Posted:
Two of anything?

Is that so?!

tongue

Getting to the other side smile


mechBRONZE Member
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Posted:
i have no more right or ownership of this site than you do, or any of us do.

what right do i have to tell you to stay out of my way

just knwo that you have pissed me off, and while i have pissed people off and they have given me second chances (on may occasions) just like i have swollowed my pride and said sorry to others for judging them to harshly

when i hear more about you in a positive light, ill hopefully be able to build some kind of friendship

but for now, ill just leave you alone again

ok


but i do respect you for having the guts to publically say sorry, and that you would be prepared to stay out of my way.

its more than some have on this site.

thank you for that

Step (el-nombrie)


strugzBRONZE Member
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Posted:
grouphug

bounce

ubblol

"...We don't stop playing because we get old, we get old because we stop playing......."


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
 Written by: _Clare_



rolleyes



Will the smut never end?!



tongue



hug2





Not on my watch. tongue

(Though you seem to be doing fine without me)



In Steak's defense, take it as a compliment that he DOES want to know you more Step. Although his approach was a bit awry, you can't really blame the guy as even the casual HOPper would see that the intimate level of comaderie usually involves personal insults and name calling.



I know him quite well and know he hardly has a malicious bone in his body so I can confidently say that his comment was meant in harmless jest.



Back on Topic



UCOF has a Ladygarden...??



I offer you three legs... biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
Group hug?

(just watch out where Strugz puts his hands)

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Yes Miss!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


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