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enthusiast
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Location: london, United Kingdom
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
My friend and i were sitting on my bed 1 morning and i know its horrible but we couldnt be bothered to go and get an ash tray the night befor becouse we were really drunk so we used a glass of bear. The next morning he asked me if i would drink it for £1000 and i think i would as it would be quick and i could give my son the best birthday ever.
would you drink it for £1000 ?
give the next person a question after your answer
My friend and i were sitting on my bed 1 morning and i know its horrible but we couldnt be bothered to go and get an ash tray the night befor becouse we were really drunk so we used a glass of bear. The next morning he asked me if i would drink it for £1000 and i think i would as it would be quick and i could give my son the best birthday ever.
would you drink it for £1000 ?
give the next person a question after your answer
life is what you make it and what you want it to be
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enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
oh dear no but i have a friend who swollowed a stone that her boyfriend had past now thats sick funny but sick
would you swollow a stone and not the kined tou fined on the floor for £2000?
oh dear no but i have a friend who swollowed a stone that her boyfriend had past now thats sick funny but sick
would you swollow a stone and not the kined tou fined on the floor for £2000?
life is what you make it and what you want it to be
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Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
Posted:
ewwwww! got no!
would you eat a mouldy tomato for £1000? not that ive done it but apparently its really good for you!
ewwwww! got no!
would you eat a mouldy tomato for £1000? not that ive done it but apparently its really good for you!
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me. 
member
57 posts
Location: Wilts
57 posts
Location: Wilts
Posted:
Cherry tomato or one of the big beefy ones?
I would lick a frog's back for £5. I need the money
Cherry tomato or one of the big beefy ones?
I would lick a frog's back for £5. I need the money
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veteran
1,453 posts
Location: Lancs England
veteran
1,453 posts
Location: Lancs England
Posted:
already did that one but for conciderably less wae only £30
Written by: Chickpea
hell yes.....i'd probably do it for free!
would you drink off milk -with proper lumps in for £200
even if you only get paid on the promise that you dont vomit?
B x
already did that one but for conciderably less wae only £30
before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)
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stranger
37 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
stranger
37 posts
Location: London, United Kingdom
Posted:
"Would you have your toes removed in order to have x-ray vision? "
No but I would give my right arm to be Ambidextrous!
"Would you have your toes removed in order to have x-ray vision? "
No but I would give my right arm to be Ambidextrous!
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Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
Posted:
itll be........................hmmm a cherry for 750, and a beefy for 1000?
and i agree with the removing toes to fly instead of xray vision!
xray visions cool but flying would be more of a use to me anyway x
itll be........................hmmm a cherry for 750, and a beefy for 1000?
and i agree with the removing toes to fly instead of xray vision!
xray visions cool but flying would be more of a use to me anyway x
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me.
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enthusiast
360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom
enthusiast
360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom
Posted:
I've drunk a pint of ash & cigarettes in beer for money before, I think it ended up being about 25 quid. It's not that bad once you've got the next pint & started drinking again.
I was going to drink a pint of orange juice that had been sat on the side for about 3 months, complete with mouldy lumps on top etc for £300, but I dropped the bloody thing, tished all over the floor.
I've drunk a pint of ash & cigarettes in beer for money before, I think it ended up being about 25 quid. It's not that bad once you've got the next pint & started drinking again.
I was going to drink a pint of orange juice that had been sat on the side for about 3 months, complete with mouldy lumps on top etc for £300, but I dropped the bloody thing, tished all over the floor.
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enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
lol i like you
ah but would you drink a bear that you found on the street for £300
lol i like you
ah but would you drink a bear that you found on the street for £300
life is what you make it and what you want it to be
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Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Liquid Cow
2,629 posts
Location: High Wycombe, England
Posted:
No, I'd take it to the woods and let it roam wild and free. I'd possibly hang around a bit to watch where it went to the toilet, y'know, just to check.
*can't believe he got to use the same kind of stupid word joke twice in the same thread*
No, I'd take it to the woods and let it roam wild and free. I'd possibly hang around a bit to watch where it went to the toilet, y'know, just to check.
*can't believe he got to use the same kind of stupid word joke twice in the same thread*
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
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Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Posted:
This thread is hilarious! And Brian - that was a great Dad Joke!
Given the current currency exchange rates, I think I would drink that BeEr on the street for 300 quid.
Ummm, would you dress up as a member of the opposite sex and hit on every guy/girl in the bar? You get $100 for every phone number you get.
This thread is hilarious! And Brian - that was a great Dad Joke!Given the current currency exchange rates, I think I would drink that BeEr on the street for 300 quid.
Ummm, would you dress up as a member of the opposite sex and hit on every guy/girl in the bar? You get $100 for every phone number you get.
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Pooh-Bah
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Location: York University, United Kingdom
Pooh-Bah
1,762 posts
Location: York University, United Kingdom
Posted:
Definately. Although I might not get much money
Would you follow a pigeon around the street, not getting it panicked enough to fly off, but not far enough away to let it stop walking...?
Definately. Although I might not get much money
Would you follow a pigeon around the street, not getting it panicked enough to fly off, but not far enough away to let it stop walking...?
After much consideration, I find that the view is worth the asphyxiation.
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
YES!! omg, that sounds like fun.... chasing pigeons
*works out a way to fit it into tomorrows schedule*
And flash, I've done something like that before, just without the $100 rewards
Would you walk round your local super market doing your weekly shop completely naked for £500?
YES!! omg, that sounds like fun.... chasing pigeons
*works out a way to fit it into tomorrows schedule*
And flash, I've done something like that before, just without the $100 rewards
Would you walk round your local super market doing your weekly shop completely naked for £500?
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enthusiast
360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom
enthusiast
360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom
Posted:
beer on the street - probably not, the only beer that gets left behind is second hand
weekly shop naked would have to be a lot more than 500 quid, that's gonna get you some serious publicity
beer on the street - probably not, the only beer that gets left behind is second hand
weekly shop naked would have to be a lot more than 500 quid, that's gonna get you some serious publicity
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enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
flash fier yes i would dress up as a man for free drinks n get phon numbers but i think my long pink hair might give it away
n chasing pigeons sounds like a good work out
going shopping naked no never well i would for a mil
would you ride a space hopper to the shops or to work for £50
flash fier yes i would dress up as a man for free drinks n get phon numbers but i think my long pink hair might give it away
n chasing pigeons sounds like a good work out
going shopping naked no never well i would for a mil
would you ride a space hopper to the shops or to work for £50
life is what you make it and what you want it to be
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A Fire Inside
191 posts
Location: portsmouth and sometimes oxford, United Kingdom
A Fire Inside
191 posts
Location: portsmouth and sometimes oxford, United Kingdom
Posted:
i would ride a space hopper to work for free!
i would ride a space hopper to work for free!
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enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
ah but would you do it with your pants on your head
ah but would you do it with your pants on your head
life is what you make it and what you want it to be
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A Fire Inside
191 posts
Location: portsmouth and sometimes oxford, United Kingdom
A Fire Inside
191 posts
Location: portsmouth and sometimes oxford, United Kingdom
Posted:
why not. could be a life-changing experience!
why not. could be a life-changing experience!
::: I LiKe pLeAsUrE sPiKeD wItH pAiN - MuSiC iS mY aErOpLaNe :::
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Or a (social) life wrecking experience!
Or a (social) life wrecking experience!
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Look I've changed my title!
209 posts
Location: England
Look I've changed my title!
209 posts
Location: England
Posted:
OMG space hoppers on bouncy castles are FUN!!!! and lethal... lol
FOr the musicians... would you destroy your instrument for ANY amount of money?
I could never do it, not even for a million gazzilion trillion billion willion fillion pillian BIG ones! I simply couldnt destroy my guitar, not ever, never!
OMG space hoppers on bouncy castles are FUN!!!! and lethal... lol
FOr the musicians... would you destroy your instrument for ANY amount of money?
I could never do it, not even for a million gazzilion trillion billion willion fillion pillian BIG ones! I simply couldnt destroy my guitar, not ever, never!
anthrax.... it infects, then spreads..... fast
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Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
Posted:
god no! my clarinet is my life! and as for the piano, i hate seeing any piano being destroyed
god no! my clarinet is my life! and as for the piano, i hate seeing any piano being destroyed
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me.
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Could you not do it for an absurd ammount of money? And just buy a new, better one?
Could you not do it for an absurd ammount of money? And just buy a new, better one?
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enthusiast
360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom
enthusiast
360 posts
Location: Oxford, United Kingdom
Posted:
I've had a cheap guitar I've bashed into walls & signs & stuff but it still broke my heart when the nut broke (had 13s on it for ages). It's been broke almost a year now cause I'm a lunch but I got a friend with a hardware store to sand all the dings out polish it & stain it red, gonna look lovely when it's done
I've had a cheap guitar I've bashed into walls & signs & stuff but it still broke my heart when the nut broke (had 13s on it for ages). It's been broke almost a year now cause I'm a lunch but I got a friend with a hardware store to sand all the dings out polish it & stain it red, gonna look lovely when it's done
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Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
Watching the Sky
453 posts
Location: Cambridge(ish)/Bath Spa Uni, United Kingdom
Posted:
asena! even though my clarinet isnt the best clarinet, its like my baby
and destroying a piano is wrong, like adverts that through them off cliffs and bulldose them grrrr!
anyway, no, not even for an absurd amount
Written by: Asena
Could you not do it for an absurd ammount of money? And just buy a new, better one?
asena! even though my clarinet isnt the best clarinet, its like my babyand destroying a piano is wrong, like adverts that through them off cliffs and bulldose them grrrr!
anyway, no, not even for an absurd amount
I jumped into the river, what did i see?
Black-eyed angels swam with me.
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enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
enthusiast
232 posts
Location: london, United Kingdom
Posted:
aw bless ya. I think the only thing that i would never destroy for stupid amounts of money would be all my photos.
Would you go to a rave and lick the back of a guy who has danced for so long he is dripping wet?
aw bless ya. I think the only thing that i would never destroy for stupid amounts of money would be all my photos.
Would you go to a rave and lick the back of a guy who has danced for so long he is dripping wet?
life is what you make it and what you want it to be
Carpal \'Tunnel
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Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
how much money are we talking about?
how much money are we talking about?
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What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom
Posted:
Ummmmm
Sounds gross, but hot at the same time lol
Wouldnt have to pay me THAT much... especially if it was ravehead
lol... poor guy, i'm his stalker... mwah ha ha
Written by: shoshanah
Would you go to a rave and lick the back of a guy who has danced for so long he is dripping wet?
Ummmmm
Sounds gross, but hot at the same time lolWouldnt have to pay me THAT much... especially if it was ravehead
lol... poor guy, i'm his stalker... mwah ha ha GOLD Member
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
how low? that depends entirely how much alcohol was in my system and who egged me on
how low? that depends entirely how much alcohol was in my system and who egged me on
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
Carpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees
Posted:
would you have to not be sick after?
would you have to not be sick after?
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Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Clique Infiltrator, Cunning Linguist and Master Debator
4,219 posts
Location: Edinburgh burgh burrrrrr, United Kingdom
Posted:
probably - but there's a rule that when you've been drinking, you havent had a good time unless you've called for ralph into a toilet or gutter
probably - but there's a rule that when you've been drinking, you havent had a good time unless you've called for ralph into a toilet or gutter
Always use "so's your face" and "only on Tuesdays" in as many conversations possible
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