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FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
WARNING * THIS THREAD WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 31 MINUTeS (or more)

but first, the Offensive one has an IMPORTANT twisty curvy flexy message for ALL OF US:

[ 11 October 2002, 22:30: Message edited by: FíreMîke ]

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
hmm if you delete this soon, i'll just confess that i don't really like kidney beans at all

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FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
good, i don't much either, bro

ylechhhhhhhhhh! i eat em sometimes, tho, be polite n' all, ya kno

(* hand Bender cup, not bucket, i held under my open mouth *)

see, no kidney beans tonight, & that's not just coz it was such a lil bit i'm showin ya.

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
i'll also confess i don't know what kidney beans are....

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FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
look down between your spleen & your stomach, behind your liver, along your back fleshwall, dude! feel the big lumpy beans? got da first one? whooopsy, hullo, here's another one!

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
ow ..wait a sec.. they're my ovaries!!

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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
arent kiderknee beens the ones that are kinda red? they puts em in chilli con carne.

chille con carne is good with corn chips
the best corn chips are tostitoes
they dont seem to make tostitoes any more

`

Currently on the right side up of the world.


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
(* grin *) Bender con carne! or izzit chili con bender, i forget, cept what i learned around da camp

FIRE

beans beans good for your heart
put em in ya kidneys , make Bendsy _ _ _ _

what? what??

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


fluffy napalm fairyCarpal \'Tunnel
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land


Posted:
black eyed peas?

surely your mean black-eyed BEANS ?!

you americans are crazy.....craaazzzzzy I tells you. *hiccup*........eeep!

Geologists do it in the dirt................ spank


legionmember
73 posts
Location: tuesday


Posted:
Surely you mean Big Eyed Beans.

From Venus.

We all float down here.


Official HoP Male Auctionhouse, Ltdmember
21 posts
Location: The Official Male HoP Auction!


Posted:
Ah, those good old Southern US black eyed pea beans! (Don't call them Yankee, they're Confederate and African-American pride!)

We would wager we could get a lot for Bender under the gavel if we pumped him full of beans, then let him peform right before the bidding, blowing fire from. . .many pro performer-controllable outlets around his sexy, prime-cut, high-bid bod! he's just the fire artist to do it!

~ the Executive Auctioneer pro tem and Staff The Official Home of Poi Male Auctionhouse


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Dont be nasty Legion.

~

There's a character called Black Eyed Pea in Muppets Treasure Island.

Don't listen to Flynt talk about food. She does weird stuff to pies.

Meh


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,978 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
heh heh it'd work until they realise that ima damaged goods
leave me out in the sun and i'll go off like a frog in a sock.

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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
hey im australian
ive eaten more animals than youve probably petted C@ntus.....

`

im sure thats going to upset someone now.....

Currently on the right side up of the world.


FireMikeZLaguna dude
1,438 posts
Location: Laguna, California, US


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by bender™:
i'll go off like a frog in a sock.
what, wtf do you think you are now, Bends?

molten cheers,

~ FireMike

FireMikeZ@yahoo.com (personal messages welcome, no promo spam, please!)
Laguna, California, US


dromepixieveteran
1,463 posts
Location: Florida


Posted:
Is it just me or did the world stop making any sort of coherent sence whilst I read that thread... you people are nuts!

Fanks!

JUGGLEwithyourmind!



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