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Location: The Phire Kru
As an active equal rights campaigner, I felt it was necessary to open a female auctioning establishment. Now members of both sexes can enjoy the freedom of an auction at ease.
If you are interested in this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, please leave your details at the front desk or PM them to the Master of Ceremonies - Kurobei.
[ 24 September 2002, 23:15: Message edited by: Kurobei ]
whats up with all the limitations?
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
I think you're winning Mr Spiral. Although I'm not an official round here so I can't pass judgement . . .
Meh
340 posts
Location: Australia
A 1974 Corvette Stingray (this baby has a mini flat screen TV with a DVD player plus a absolutely mint sound system.),
A 1954 Triumph Spitfire (convertible of course )and
A whole damn swimming pool full of nutella.
PLUS
A place beside me on my leather king sized water bed (oooooo seedy),
Hmmmm I suppose I'm gonna have to add some random hippy stuff which Spiral seems to think has a strong value against a Stinga so lets add...
The song of a whale,
The first flame,
Ummmm a coupla really old rocks nnn stuff,
A pickled leprachaun,
Bucket full to brim of Hashish oil (thats hippy like aint it?)
Some pixie dust (squeezed fresh from the freshest pixies),
The dreadlock of a caveman frozen in ice for 10,000 years,
A baby's first burp,
and some seedy 80s porn.
HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.
340 posts
Location: Australia
She's mine I tell you!!!
HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
oh deary....
i dont think drome is going to like the "pickled leprechaun" or "freshly squeezed faeries" part....
Currently on the right side up of the world.
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
On Behalf of Kurobei, the Auctioneer of The Official Female HoP Auction, who has given me Authorisation over said Auction, whilst he is unavailable (away in the land of Z), i hereby do solemnly declare that Spiral is the winner on the bidding of Item #2157, the lovely DromePixie
*gavel SLAM!*
Spiral, if you would like to collect your goods at the cashiers desk, and provide the neccesary payment to Drome, we'd appreciate it. Thankyou.
Currently on the right side up of the world.
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
quote:I wasnt sure what to say but afeter I had a sconed read through paying more attention I realised what was said...
Originally posted by dromepixie:
Pls Mr Auctioneer dont sell me off to someone who would try to Squeeze me pixie dust out of me!
Not at all respectful of the pixie ways
I am unsure of how to react at the thought of
Swimming in nutella?!?! Too much nutella make pixies unhappy!
80's porn ?!?!?!
A burp?!?!?!
A pickeld leprechaun?!?!?! Did you kill him!?!!?! Tell me you didnt pls. say you didnt!!!!?!?!?
and last but not least I just need a car to take me from point A to point B although a Diabolo would be nice.
I love ya Byron but ya must learn the pixie ways I
dont knwo what to think my pixie face is fixed in perplex confusion and distortion at the thought of one of my friends pickled in a jar!
Drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
Cheers Flynt. I got scared for a minute there...
Drome
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Thats alright. I'm marking it in the ledger, so Kurobei can check up on your wellbeing in amonths time.
Enjoy your new owner! xoxox
Currently on the right side up of the world.
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
" my first 2 tunes"
That means so much man!
WOW!
... ...
Drome
[ 17 October 2002, 15:25: Message edited by: dromepixie ]
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
Since my Kat needs a Kitty to play with, I will bid;
2 balls of yarn
1 feline jungle gym
and an extra 2 5 gallon drums of nutell ice cream!
for the loverly Kittytheravequeen
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Payment is ready, now if I can only find the collection desk.....
Burning byron, I have your addrees, The pixies, elves, and fearie liberation army is on their way as we speak
3,638 posts
Location: Brum / Dorset / Fairy Land
yeah! Down with the leprachaun picklers!
Down with the fairy squeezers!
grrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Drome + Spiral. Now you two own each other! so how does that work? Who gives the orders and who does the chores? lol...
Geologists do it in the dirt................ 
786 posts
Location: The Phire Kru
Confusing I'll admit but even though me and Flynt own each other, I'm definately the submissive half!!!!!!!
Thanx 4 marking the ledger babe, I'll check on Drome's well-being in a week or two.
Drome: any problems call the International Female Rescue helpline provided by Female Auction Houses Ltd. In 20 minutes there'll be a comfy Limo and 7 burly minderz with close air support and satelite surveillance to take care of any problems!!!
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT----
"All Females who do not have a bid placed on them or do not have closure on outstanding bids, please make yourselves know to me as soon as possible. Thank you."
whats up with all the limitations?
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
Nobody loves me, nobodies bid for me - I'll just go and eat worms...
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
I bid for Stix
10 packets of peanut M and Ms
A box of Ferrero Rocher
A bath full of kero
Fairy lights
My copy of Withnail & I
And go on then, 1 kilo of Nutella!
(although does this mean Stix has to join me in Raymunds Harem - do you mind being my hand-maiden Stix?)
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land
No not at all - but i would prefer to be someones first slave.. but I'm happy to settle for second
Thanks - such a large bid for the first one..
I feel special..
I honour you as an aspect of myself..
You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon
well if i've lost spiral i'm going to have to get myself another slave so i'm sorry kat but i'm going to have to bid against you.
for stix i bid:
a cauldron of getafix's magic potion
all my tanzanian ebony carvings and trinkets
a one tonne block of chocolate (vendor's choice of brand)
a thick wooly rug for curling up in front of the fire on
and a partridge in a pear tree
wherever you go, there you are.
285 posts
Location: down the bottom of the garden,england
thanx Raymund!!! i promise to be a godd lil'kitty and i wont claw up all the funiture hmm well ill try!!
i'll draw you a picture ill draw it with a twist ill draw it with a razorblade ill draw it on my wrist and if i do it right a red fountain will appear washing away my sorrow washing away my fear
729 posts
Location: Farnborough, Hampshire
Go Aunty
1,463 posts
Location: Florida
Aunty mind check your PMS...
JUGGLEwithyourmind!
19 posts
Location: The Dungeon
HoOWapHoOO!!
Can I hav a slave please? My Tea needs blowing on.
I'm not a baloon, I'm just made of rubber!!!!!
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Kurobei?? Submissive???
Thats not what you said last night......
Currently on the right side up of the world.
750 posts
Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia
I bid for Stix - all the worms she can eat
Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
So did I win my kitty or not?
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
*casually makes her presence known to The Auctioneer but maintains her blase facade*
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2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
*Looks at Flash Fire and ponders adding a bit more to his Harum*
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
*looks at Raymund, who knows damn well she'd be a handful and probably drive the harem to mutiny or something*
[ 18 October 2002, 17:12: Message edited by: flash fire ]
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340 posts
Location: Australia
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I've been been out bidded!!!!!
Grrrrr Spiral your army of pixies, elves, and fearies are no match for my against my beaming poi!!!!!!
Spiral I declare a dual to the death with two wet salmon at sunrise!!!
In the mean time I'm going to go out back, squeeze some more pixie dust and munch on some pickled leprachauns!
mumble mumble damn Spiral... mumble mumble out bid me.... mumble mumble... grrrrrr
HOW TO FLY 101:
step 1. Throw your self at the ground.
step 2. Miss.
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon
worms eh?
guess i don't need to raise my bid yet then
wherever you go, there you are.
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