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Login/Join to ParticipateIntrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!
Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!
Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!
Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!
Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????
Currently on the right side up of the world.
2,443 posts
Location: nottingham - the land of opportunity lol!
yay i win i win
im so happy
Shhhhhh! the boobies are trying to sleep.
owner and the property of noddy.
*i was a caterpilla last night 
* - libby_tuesday
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Noddy....
*coughs politely*
keep away from fish (will kiss and hugg 'em but never swallow *keen fish keeping*)
EDITED_BY: mynci (1119279943)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
artisan
1,576 posts
Location: Berkshire, UK
awwww booo no noddy for me
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
ok, I cant keep track.
To whomever is up for auction and to the next person who is up for auction I bid the following (Its ok, I have more the one of each of the below to place on multiple bids)
a tall ship and a star to steer her by
a mango
a very very long piece of string
a rheindeer jumper
a copy of drop dead fred on VHS
A lot of pebbles
some water
a life time supply of blue post-it notes
All the AA batteries you could wish for
A ping-pong set
36 air-pump super-soakers
An aquarium
A light-sabre (green)
A bouncy castle
A trampoline
An entire games arcade
A lifetime mebership to any clup pertaining to the vice of your choice
and some marshmellows
Final offer!
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
mynci are you up for auction?
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
*mutters* someone stole me noddy :O r00deness and i was gunna bid an animated avitar as well but nm :P
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3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
linden are you up for auction?
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
yes
not got many bids
even with my amazing song writting/ poetry writing skills of wonderness back
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
not yet you dont :P give it another 15 minutes i think
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
hmmm i would definatly say your winning tho claire as i own aimée anyway (though the SOAD tickets would be lush
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
you dont have any :P
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
lmao ok
(ill hold you to that 
)only 1 minute left
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Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
ok pigeon wigeon you win
you are now the owner of one linden_rathen and all the legal bills this entails - as well as a pair of tickets to SOAD back
Carpal \'Tunnel
6,942 posts
Location: London, UK
lol
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Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia
*sniff* nobody wants me...
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Retro Fyre Wizzard
538 posts
Location: Pietermaritzburg (KZN), South Africa
Written by: curiosity toastied the cat
awwww booo no noddy for me
okay: sold to curiosity toastied the cat!
The starfish kids get:
*for one of the toastied cats
* small water based planet marble thing
*a mystic spoon
* paranoia
*a doodle of my last acid trip
*some ego
*a stare (anything could come of that)
*a large blacklight
*and a mug with a saucy looking chicken
*curiosity’s own answer to life, the universe and everything
*some cherries
*chocolate sprinkles
*a flake
*some haribo
*squirty cream
*onion bahjis
*a pint
*noodles
*prawn crackers
I'll be back up for auction in 1 month
Curiosity Toastied the Cat, you own me till 21 July 2005! Please play nice!
Regards 
Shu
(Ice-E FyreStorm - Group Manager & Performer)
You know those people your parentals warned you about?... I'M ONE OF THEM! 
Yes, i do bite!!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Ok for a second day coz blo*dy avatar wont change we have one mynci (bet it changes back now) several miles on clock cute and fuzzly, (with big sharp pointy teeth) *mimics pointy teeth with fingers in mouth*
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Yup fuzzy avatar gone bye bye but still up for auction, flaming version of me i believe has already gone...(blu_valley i think?) so this is a last minute sale early risers only.
Quick sale needed. who wants my cute side?
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
....of doom!
585 posts
Location: Hastings, UK
huff i wanted the flamey one.
because it is mine
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
bid for MiG:
a red telephone that goes dring dring
a pen no idea what colour the ink is..
a life times supply of caramel tea
2 bags of 5 star fairy dust (excellent quality..)
the london 1871 census (no idea what it is but i'm at lauz's house n it looks good
)a gold crayon, i believe it has magic powers...
and lots of hugs
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Many thanks for said photographic skills. greatly appreciated along with comments on video of said photograph.
(love the way the music stops and you can hear you and aimee talking)
sorry i went up when you weren't around
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
But still 1 fuzzy mynci p for grabs (no takers yesterday)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
ooh! me me! i'll bid i'll bid!
a roll of silver celotape,
a card with pretty purple flowers on it,
all the crumpets in asda,
lots of hugs and kisses
7 staples,
and a lifetimes supply of peaches.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
For Mynci I bid
A rubber dingy
some celophane
a nose-plug
a bath-plug
A barbed wire resin toilet seat
an elephant named George
two cakes
a piece of lint
1000000 rays of sunshine
a sandwhich
and the city of lilliput
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
oooh ..mmmmm.
important question
what type of peaches....how old? fresh? a week? a year?
5000 years!!
But am liking the elephant....hmm it could lead my undying l;egion of the damned...(waa ha ha)
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i will also bid for mynci:
jelly beans,
an apple (green or red or even the pink one which is my favorite.)
a pencil complete with pencil sharpener,
some blue tac,
and... wait for it... a pink highlighter.
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
The elephant also comes with a lifetime supply of his own food and is self-washing.
Will also add to the bid
another 500 souls to add to your legion from my own personal collection. All fully house-trained and scary looking ( apart from soul number 467. Hes a bit happy-go-lucky)
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom
Looks like Blu Valley is going for the complete Mynci set Firey & fuzzy.....
Still a little time left.....
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...
i will also bid:
free trips around the world with my magic wings, your very own wand, and i will keep your secret. he he he
THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom
I'll also add A jumbo-jet that uses air as fuel, so completely environmentaly friendly and free to run. It is big enough to transport your legion and elephant to anywhere in the galaxy as it is also a spaceship and can also glide under water as is completely water-proof.
Will also make available 8 of my 12 aircraft hangers to store it when not in use!
Oh, and a cherry (theyre really good)
"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer
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