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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
okay, im stepping down.. i`m no longer up for auction, DA spanked me hard for putting myself up for auction biggrin

... maybe i should do it again sometime ubbidea

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
dont even go there .. tongue

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
Was it cos she spanked you... or through lack of interest umm

I shouldn't be allowed to buy anoyone, I'm not trustworthy smile

FyreBRONZE Member
enthusiast
315 posts
Location: Finland


Posted:
oh no, i`d like to be owned by someone totally new to me biggrin make some whole new contacts from HoP. but DA made me withdraw my auction mad

If we can`t live in peace then fu*k it, let`s die.
The owner of Chellybeans right arm!


Peace -Fyre-


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
I would put myself up for auction but who would buy me

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
i cant but i really would

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
lol after reading though some more posts i thought i should add a little description....

I can read as indicated above
6ft Tall brown/green eyes
thin and well yeah u get the picture

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
bleedin' heck i'm am sooo slow. This thread has been around for 91 pages and i only just connected it with loads of people having either "owned by" or "owner of" in the signatures... tongue

But it's a bit too capitalist for my liking. so I offer a box of tic tacs to anyone who will accept and i shall set you free!!

... i did however eat half of them first... but what do you expect? i'm not cut out for responsible ownership...

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
@ NOn: this is only about men, but I guess I could offer you the masculine side of my personality for the tictacs. Does that count, too?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
erm hunni ur in the wrong aution thread....try the female aution ill post in it and resit urself there smile

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
It probably doesn't matter Aurinko, i ate the rest of the tic tacs anyway, you can be free anyway cos you're not officially on sale here (technical gender issue apparently...)

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
pffft, and I felt so masculine today



P.S. I support gender deconstruction in a sociological perspective

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: Aurinko


pffft, and I felt so masculine today

P.S. I support gender deconstruction in a sociological perspective



So do I but there have been more than enough concerns around here about my gender orientation for me to consider selling myself in the Female auction thread (that and I couldn't be bothered to go looking for it tongue)

No new bids for me *feels unloved* frown

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


skribleBRONZE Member
member
155 posts
Location: moston, manchester, England (UK)


Posted:
ok dale i bid
all of the green you can smoke ever
all of my spinny toys/music/movies
and all the cups of tea i can humanly make

this apple juice is a bit milky isnt it?!


NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
 Written by: Aurinko


pffft, and I felt so masculine today

P.S. I support gender deconstruction in a sociological perspective



hmmm... maybe we can do a backstreet deal or something if you want, and i can get some more tic tacs, i've got a supplier... I'll even throw in an offer for the feminine side of you too, so that both parts can be set free together! I dread to think what kind of bizarre conflicts you might end up having with yourself otherwise... would you prefer mint or orange and lime?

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.


DevilsarmyBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,984 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
i had to withdraw my bid... i had a rebel of ownees and i must keep my public happy biggrin anyway you wouldnt want me to own you

Actually back on HoP guys ...

Owned By MiG
Owns Fyre and Mods_Stole_My_Name


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
 Written by: NOn


hmmm... maybe we can do a backstreet deal or something if you want, ...




sure, I could put on a hat or something like that, so nobody recognizes me

 Written by: NOn


and i can get some more tic tacs (...) would you prefer mint or orange and lime?




if any of them are green, turquoise or blue, then I'll take those. Otherwise orange.

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
 Written by: steaks


How big will the bouncy ball be? And what type of music is in your collection?



the bouncy ball can be any colour or size. my collection of those is never ending.

my music collection has a little of every kind of music going really. anything i don't have that you want is gettable as i have access to my dads library and its at least triple the size of mine biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
 Written by: Aurinko


 Written by: NOn


hmmm... maybe we can do a backstreet deal or something if you want, ...




sure, I could put on a hat or something like that, so nobody recognizes me

 Written by: NOn


and i can get some more tic tacs (...) would you prefer mint or orange and lime?




if any of them are green, turquoise or blue, then I'll take those. Otherwise orange.



ummm... well there's definately green and orange, there are some that look blue, but it might just be the colour of the box... confused and you might like also to go for a fake moustache in the disguise, mainly for my amusement really. I shall be wearing a trenchcoat with insanely deep pockets filled with tic tacs, the correct greeting is "My, how beautiful is the sky tonight with it's deep green tones, and behold the sheep migrating towards the east!" ...get it wrong and the deal's off....

biggrin

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
green is good, and about the disguise: I'll paint myself a moustache, some chest-hair and thicker eyebrows with a permanent marker. I'll rehearse the lines.

When and where shall we meet?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
in the dark and secret alley behind the social chat thread. You have to enter through an old and deteoriated "what music do you like to spin to?" thread and type 10 times "i like to listen to the smurfs" post a weave smiley, and you'll be in. On my entry to the thread, (you will see me) post the password greeting and you shall receive your tic tacs and freedom!

it's risky, the thread could get locked at any time, but if that happens meet back here and we will arrange another meeting...

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
o.k.
if i have the feeling that I am being followed, I'll give you a warning by rubbing my left ear with my right foot while snorting a Polish polka

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
good. You are well trained, i may up my tic tac offer.

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.


steaksSILVER Member
former manc tour guide
1,909 posts
Location: Manchester, United Kingdom


Posted:
As I couldn't get online yesterday (spinny meet and tiredness). The auction for myself was left open until this morning.

After much deliberation, the winner who gets to own me is...



SNOOPoi! smile hug

Owned by the lovely SNOOPoi
Owner of Clarence_Quack


FireTomStargazer
6,650 posts

Posted:
I'm new to this thread (just started bidding in the female aequivalent) - how many are out for auction at the same time? Is there a restriction?



And is it (typically) so that the bidderesses are more chatting amongst each other, instead of placing a bid? wink
EDITED_BY: FireTom (1158056464)

the best smiles are the ones you lead to wink


LarrySILVER Member
Electro Ponce!
383 posts
Location: Hull!, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm in!
why not? (because no one will care that's why)
[curse my paranoid self]

What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
@I feel great, thanks NOn

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
Aurinko, i'm so glad you're happy, *sob* it's like having a baby seal and then releasing it into the wild!! (where it may or may not be straight away eaten by a huge shark...! ummm.... try not to do that though, it's kind of messy...)

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.


AurinkoBRONZE Member
hello!
1,034 posts
Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
eat a baby seal or be eaten by a shark?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


NOnactivist for HoPper liberation.
1,643 posts
Location: ffidrac


Posted:
get eaten by a shark...

although you should probably not eat a baby seal either, or you'll be shot by an animal lover...

but heyyy... what i am saying?! you're free!! do whatever you like!

...but don't talk strangers and make sure you're in bed by ten! ubbangel

Aurinko freedom agreement reached 10th Sept 2006

if it makes no sense that's because it's NOn-sense.


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