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FlyntSILVER Member
Intrepid Penguin
5,635 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
Step roight up step roight up Lady HoPpers!

Here on the Auction Block today we 'ave two fine Male HoP specimins!

Firstly we 'ave the scrumptious pozee. His interests include poi, staff and firebreathing! His current occupation involves making things explode, and he's 24 years old! Lets face it ladies, this is one hot honey!

Also up for grabs today, is a lushbucket we all know as Raymond Phule! This young stud makes his living by being a Marine, at the tender age of 21! His interests are poi and staff, and he loves a good debate!

Soooooo ladies! step up now, dunt be shy, they wont bite unless you want them too.... what am i bid????

Currently on the right side up of the world.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
mmm...still need to know how old are the peaches...
v. important.....the correct age peach could snatch victory...for anyone!!!!
who knows the important agefor a peach? the clues are there...
(probably if your in twenties and like dodgy dubbing and girls dressed as boys)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
the peaches are at the age that you like them the best. i will also throw in my peotry, my songs i wrote. they have music to them n everythin...

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
umm...I'll throw in a giant peach (bought it from my mate James)
So at some point of eating it in your life, it will be perfect!

This will also fit in the jet and theres still room enough for a trampoline and a house.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
this is my final i bid. i bid my love and affection. the use of my incredible intelligence (ubblol) and the knowledge that even if he picks blu_valley i will still love him. i will still love blu_valley too. biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
the correct age will infer either:
strength
wisdom
or
immortallity
For this I was kicked out of the kingdom of heaven
*shakes head, then chases pigsy and sandy and tripitaka*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
ubblol

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Ok, I'll throw a smile in too, accompanied by a nod. (Because I know theres meaning to this whole peach thing and I recall a tripitaka in the back of my mind somewhere, but its a monday-tuesday, I'm not required to think again till Thursday) Luv u too SNOOpoi, I just really really want a set! biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
s'ok. i will make no more bids. it's up to mynci now. biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yeah, come on, youre bleedin us dry here! No more bids from me either! biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
OK....
As much as I appreciated SNOOPoi's sentiments *gives a big hug* hug
Unfortunately my legion will require auxilliaries if I am to conquer the afterlife and spend oblivion in comfort, with power over my enemies.
So.......
Blu_valley *bows*
Please pay bid at otherworldly bank.
Acc: 337666279
sort code: 69-00-77
Name:Maleficus Mynci (esq)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
All i wanted was a 10,000 year old magic peach. (sorry)
*toddles off*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
ubbcrying boo. oh well i still love ya both.

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
WooooHooo!! biggrin

Does that mean I own the set now? Firey and Fuzzy?

hug hug hug's to SNOOPoi

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
yup. thank you for making me feel special you 2
grouphug
Will probably go to clapham (hope that will make up for it)
...
*plans assault on underworld host using elephant cavalry*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


DragonFuryBRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
anyone feel like bidding for me?

Do we sleep when we die?


SNOOPoiCarpal \'Tunnel
3,380 posts
Location: At the bottom of the garden with the fairies...


Posted:
6 staples
some silver celotape,
10 white mice,
an elephant called fred,
a mint,
and 1 bag of fairy dust biggrin

THWACK!!!!
Liz_Ard: Ouch!
SNOOPoi: Thats just not the sound of someone doing it right!


DragonFuryBRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
are they coloured staples?
can they be rats, i dont like mice but love rats
yes i know i'm picky

Do we sleep when we die?


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
A pyramid of blue smarties. (Its all I have left)

*skips off in search of more stuff*

biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
I gave you those! *sniff* *cry*

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
No silly, this is another pyramid of blue smarties, I have two! Would never bid the one you gave me. wink

*munches a handfull of blue smarties*

For the dragon I bid:

a 100000 man tent
an orange that runs like clockwork
a sister who can act
a fred who should drop dead
a break that points
a summer that is endless
some men of X
a crow
some saints from the boondock
and some bears of gummie


biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
Snoopoi is in the lead, by default, being the only person bidding on me.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


DragonFuryBRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
ooooo movies, i like movies!

Do we sleep when we die?


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
For MiG I bid

12 ugly ducklings
a homemade stew
dorothy's red slippers
a dessert queen named priscilla
a sunburnt zebra
a two-faced coin
the superhero of your choice
and a partridge in a pear tree

For Dragon I up the bid to include

a mermaid who is little
some kids from a garbage pail
the future,which you can come back to
a girl with long stockings called pipi
a spray for hair
a club for fighting
and a bio dome

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


DragonFuryBRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
Cool. though i dont think there are any other bidders.

Do we sleep when we die?


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
did someone say biodome?
"three hundred and eighty five days!!!!"
i'm a sherman tank

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Free Mahi mahi, free mahi mahi!!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
a little aciiid rain.
photosynthethesizes quick so more oxygen for eeeeeveryone.
(one day you're going to make someone verrrry happy)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
There are no other bidders, apart from SNOOPoi who is a worthy bidding apponent! She doesnt seem to be here, but they could try, I shall not be outbid! biggrin

Mwahahahahahahahah!!! ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


DragonFuryBRONZE Member
Draco Iracundia
784 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
well feel free to bid on me while i sleep, as i'm off to bed, gotta be up for an exam on microeconomics.
Happy bidding

Do we sleep when we die?


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
''Can you cork it?'' '' Negatory''

''purple sticky punch!''

(I'ts not really off topic if it's one of the bids right?)

biggrin

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


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