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Login/Join to Participatejust lost .... evil init
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
so today i was sitting at the bus stop waiting for the bus, as one does at the bus stop. now picture these two school girls, the sort of girls that spend alot of time on their apperance and want to look older and more mature than they are. when i noticed them walking along their walking went from the ah la natural into that omgtheressomeoneifancy, but i dont want to look silly infront of them, oh no ive forgotten how to walk so now im going to walk all rigid like while trying to look cool and not look at them directly but still look. the poor girl closed to me made eye contact and being the smiley guy that i am i smiled and she tripped over nothing and almost fell to the ground, needless to say she was very embarised and her and her friend walked off really quickly.
hehe i always wonder why the brain shuts down when u see someone u really fancy and forget how to speak and do other such everyday things
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*cough*vain*cough*
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vainsabit harsh... butmeh, i feel thesame. Its cos u dont wann
things up and embarres ur self, and then u do anyway cos ur thinking about it. Its pretty lame when it happens. The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Location: Wales
oh come now Rabid Ben is as vain as a vain thing thats glued to a mirror and he knows it!
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I have a tendency to fall over quite of my own accord.
I can manage this from walking or standing and have fallen off the kerb several times.
Thinking about which leg muscles are contracting with each step will also invariably topple me.
I'd hate for any boys in the vicinity to get the wrong idea
nevertheless, good call there Ben
we might have forgotten how much all the girls want you now that you've changed your sig
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
*gasp*splutter*gasp*
*looks shocked*
*hesitates*
*puts down mirror*
how could you say such a thing im shocked and appauled
*tilts head to get best reflection off the monitor*
i mean really does having a photo gallery of half neckid pictures of oneself make one vain? i think not
*picks mirror back up*
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KAy, Vain isnt harsh at all. Could possibly be an understatement!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
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lol, I have seen these pics, and read the associated comments, and it seems that even the guys are falling over themselves to get hold of a Ben!
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enthusiast
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Location: Exeter, United Kingdom
What i really hate is when your walking along the street staring into space, then realise your staring in the direction of someone reeeeeeally hot. Im always really embarrassed coz i dont want them to think im checking them out. But its hard for them not to get that impression when ive been staring at them forever.
just lost .... evil init
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
universal baby its universal
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*cough*VAIN!VAIN!VAIN!*cough* Oooo this chest cold isn't getting any better!
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just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia
oh just get it printed on a shirt already and parade up and down main street why dont ya 
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Pirate Pixie Crew Captain
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Oooooooooooo What a great idea!
Which picture of you should I use though? The one of you posing to the left.... or the one of you flexing...... or the one of you strutting your funky stuff..... or the one of you looking at yourself in the mirror with come to bed eyes...... or the one of you on the path....... or.........
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grumpy poorly froggy
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Hmmmmm i think its funny, kinda like when chavy guys do the "I think i have just
myself" walk when they see other 'males' i have seen girls of teenage years sticking out their chests to impress others too, they look like chickens, and no i don't go round looking at teenagers but its something i just remember from being one
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its all like, ohcrap, nice looking girl... mental note... dont be a dork *do sumthing dorkish* Girl: "hey, ur a dork!"
Crap. It really sucks how the opposite sex have that affect. Curse ur lovliness all u females! U make me a dork! (Im not always a dork... honest
" The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
grumpy poorly froggy
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
lol i am a loon on loon tablets its great also a fantasic excuse for staring at people but i either stick my tongue out at them when they notice or just give the the 1000 mile stare
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i mean really does having a photo gallery of half neckid pictures of oneself make one vain? i think not
Yes. It does, in fact.
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hehehe, classic
Sporadically Prodigal
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Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia
Ben's vanity aside, I don't think the girl's reaction had anything to do with his shaggability.
It's only been within the last few years that I have not 'forgotten how to walk' when my path takes me past a member of the opposite sex, especially when there is a group of them. And yeah, bus stops are the worst places, cos the people there are just sitting and waiting, usually with nothing better to do than (inadvertantly) stare at people as they walk by. The reason that my walk is no longer affected, is because I am no longer so insecure and have more confidence. If people wanna stare at me, for whatever reason, that's fine. The conclusions they reach when they stare are of no real concern to me. Therefore, my mind is not 100% occupied with what the people looking at me are thinking, and my movement is not affected as a result.
I guess it's a matter of perspective. You see, in Ben's world the girls are checking him out and therefore forget how to walk. In my world, people were checking me out and I forgot how to walk because I was sooo hyper aware that they were looking (never tripped over though. thank god). Now, I know they're still checking me out, so I increase my hip swing and maybe, if I'm feeling energetic, give them a hair flick too. Poor bored people - it's the least I can do, really. I live to serve. It's the most important aspect of being ornamental.
lol. I hope no one reading this takes it the wrong way. I'm not really that self absorbed. Welcome to my sense of humour.
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lol:)
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Hmmmmm i think its funny, kinda like when chavy guys do the "I think i have just
i have seen girls of teenage years sticking out their chests to impress others too, they look like chickens, and no i don't go round looking at teenagers but its something i just remember from being one
It's the best when they are wearing high heels when doing that, and a tight white tube top. Then you just making clucking noises as they walk past and they look offended ^.^'
/me has lots of fun in his school during his lunch hour, while he's not juggling or spinning.
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Location: Adelaide - South Australia
I think the most funniest is the shoes girls/women wear. Now there are many STUPID types of shoes one can wear, to make it so they not only forget how to walk, but in doing so can't walk. The shoes don't allow you to walk normally.
I personally always wear flat comfortable shoes, and if you think that says something about my sexual preferences then you are totally wrong. I just like comfortable shoes, and the ability to always be able to run, do a handstand or cartwheel etc, if my mood so takes me. These are things one can not do in shoes with heels.
I also care about my feet, and I realise I need them to support me for the rest of my life, and in good working order too.
SO I say, *middle finger* to shoes that make women uncomforable (in more ways then one)
- what is it with wearing and walking in silly uncomfortable shoes anyway?
- Do you fellas really find women who can hardly walk because of their shoes more attractive?
ok, sorry for the hijack, but I was still on topic - kinda.
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just lost .... evil init
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
hehe yes its a deep primal thing high heels strech your calfs in such a way that makes it look like your ready to flee which triggers that primal urge to hunt. well thats what cosmo says anyway
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Location: Adelaide - South Australia
Yeh and they prey on vulnerable ones to buy the newest trend in uncomfortable shoes, not to mention stupidest fashions - HELLO the eighties was bad the first time around!! C'mon I'm only 25 and I am seeing it again!!! What the??? You can’t think of anything better?!#$#@
- don't mean to cause offence to anyone by this outburst against “women’s” magazines, however it would probably offend those who are offended by this, that I don't watch TV either (although I have been known to watch the Simpsons) That's it tho!!
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just lost .... evil init
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
hehe come on the 80s where awesome what other era could bring about teddy bear pants, not to mention the absolutely awesome music
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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
teddy bear pants?
I'm not the type who is stared at... unless I am being random, but then it is looks of "what in the world???" not "wow!"
however, I used to be quite good at tripping over when I saw a fine specimen of the other gender... now I dont really care as much... so I only embarass myself occaisionly... not every day like I used to.
However, i wonder if it is anything to do with wanting to get ourselves noticed which does it to us... after all, embarrassing ourselves does get us noticed, even if it is for the wrong reason...
As for footwear though... I dont do the heels thing, unless it is like for the formal or whatever... because, well... has anyone ever been camping in the middle of no where or hiking, or anything like that in heels and been comfortable?
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high heels are evil.
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grumpy poorly froggy
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
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It's the best when they are wearing high heels when doing that, and a tight white tube top. Then you just making clucking noises as they walk past and they look offended ^.^'
/me has lots of fun in his school during his lunch hour, while he's not juggling or spinning.
i had forgotton about them,
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just lost .... evil init
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Location: Adelaide, Australia
high heels are evil? no surely not, how can something that brings such joy to the fashion world be evil? speedos on old men however now thats evil
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?
grumpy poorly froggy
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
i only wear high heals if the rest of the shoe is the same thickness along the bottom..... Yeah for New rocks.
and Cosmo says What?!!!!! i don't buy mag's mainly 'cause they are full of how unfashionable and unatractive i am in their eyes.
As for the 80's Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it wasn't ALL that bad and ok right now trying to think of the good things that came out of the 80's apart from the majority of my new friends, is getting rather hard.
of cause the girls had another weapon in the 80's to go with those killer heals..... shoulder pads.
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grumpy poorly froggy
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Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom
lol ewwwww their should be an age limmit to speedo's.
are we counting the fetish ballet shoes as high heels cause if so i may have to retract the statement i made earlier, although i don't have them any more but loved them loads.
Antoher thing that i don't get... and keeping this on topic is why do some men think its sexy and OK if they see a girl in a club and dances up to them with their bottle of beer, i mean ewwww its not sexy
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